I'm dead serious

The ultimate Steven Universe conspiracy: 

In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).

Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:

Originally posted by garnets-hips-dont-lie

Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.

okay

Okay first of all you’re probably going to think this is a bad joke but I’M SERIOUS

So, I’m baking cookies and this though comes to me and I just can’t get it out of my head:

Why are they called cookies? They aren’t cooked, they’re baked.  Shouldn’t they be called bakies???

I have had some crazy, inspiring conversations in the last week revolving around strategic leftist action. Specifically, organizational formats and internet organizing.


I would really, REALLY appreciate messages or replies from people who would be interested in discussing these ideas and putting them into practice.

I’ll elaborate a little more in a further post.