Where did their pants go? Were they not wearing any?
I thought he was on his back, how’s he grinding his dick into the bed?
He just had a gag in his mouth, now he’s sucking cock?
One hand holding him up, one hand on his dick, one hand fingering himself.
He’s supposed to be tied down but he just ran his hand through his hair…
It fulfills my headcanon that every person in every ship is a nudist, telekinetic, mutant contortionist.
In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).
Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:
Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.
So I asked my friend to watch supernatural and he did. He watched a couple of episodes from the first season and apparently he found it ‘boring and clichéd’ and he’d rather watch Twilight than watch another episode.
On a completely different note, what’s the most painful way to kill someone?
I was going to take an online test with some of my classmates tomorrow and this one girl just asked in the group chat if one of us can take it for her because she went to a nevershoutnever concert tonight and is on her way to Portland with him on his tour bus and is about to fuck him. I’m… ??????
If I discover a spoiler for Lord of Shadows before I get my book because YOU got an Advanced Readers Copy (or because you’re a human who can’t appreciate nice things in life) I will personally go find you and set your book on fire 😊
This has been a friendly PSA. Thank you for your compliance, and enjoy your evening.
I hope the writers of Supernatural understand, and I mean this completely seriously, if they kill Castiel with any kind of permanence tonight I am done. That will be the end of it. I can only take so much bs
You know what sucks… not having Netflix. Whoever could hook your girl up with that username and password that would be greatly appreciated. I promise not to use it that much and not watch the shows that your currently watching. Private message me for the details, help me out please and thank you!