In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).
Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:
Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.
The way to get rid of the “cishet aro male misogynist” boogeyman is to aggressively accept aros and aces as queer. You ever seen a straight dude try to get out of looking gay? He’d admit to being not just a misogynist but probably Ted Bundy himself if it helped his no homo.
harryandlouis have seriously raised my standards for a relationship. if you can’t give me heart eyes, subtle glances, mirroring, domestic behavior, and looks as if you want to rip off my clothes and have me in front of millions of people we won’t work. ever.
Seungri is my literal child. I’m just like, “LOOK AT MY SON. HE’S SO TALENTED. HAVE YOU HEARD HIM SING?? PLEASE. SIT. LISTEN. *PLAYS ALL THE SOLO SONGS* ISN’T HIS VOICE JUST BEAUTIFUL? WAIT TIL YOU SEE HIM DANCE. OMFG. ADORE HIM. APPRECIATE HIM. HE SPEAKS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. HE’S BLONDE. SHHHH. I’M ALMOST DONE. HE ACTS TOO. YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIM ON IG. HIS SELFIES. YAAAASSS. *DOWNLOADS ALL HIS MUSIC TO THEIR PHONE* DRIVE SAFE. ^^”