I'm dead serious

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OKAY LISTEN: i know we’ve all played the “DANE DEHAAN AS ANDREW MINYARD” game before. but (hear me out) BUT

you should all rewatch kill your darlings anyway. fucking look at him. everything he says in that movie is bored and unfeeling unless he’s high on something. just fuckin rewatch the movie please do me a favour

I genuinely love confusing smut.

Where did their pants go? Were they not wearing any?
I thought he was on his back, how’s he grinding his dick into the bed?
He just had a gag in his mouth, now he’s sucking cock?
One hand holding him up, one hand on his dick, one hand fingering himself.
He’s supposed to be tied down but he just ran his hand through his hair…

It fulfills my headcanon that every person in every ship is a nudist, telekinetic, mutant contortionist.

The ultimate Steven Universe conspiracy: 

In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).

Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:

Originally posted by garnets-hips-dont-lie

Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.

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me: today i’m going to create quality kakegurui content
also me: ok but one more meme

Let’s not forget the most important character in the shadowhunter chronicles… church…like what a legend…truly iconic

i can’t stop replaying that slohomo Wayhaught in my head and i’ve been playing “Common - Robyn Dell’Unto” for 809 times..please send help…

As of this point that SLOHOMO IS THE GAYEST THING I EVER WITNESS WITH MY BARE EYES CAN’T BELIEVE EMILY SHOVE THAT TO MY FACE

IT’S PLAIN RUDE TO DO SUCH THING..IDK ABOUT YOU…BUT I..

I FEEL


I feel blessed, my anxiety is cure, my pore is clean, my hair is silky glow, and my eczema heals.

I FUCKING LOVE IT PLEASE BLESSED US MORE WITH SLOHOMO GAY RAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH EMILY ANDRAS AND ENTIRE WYNONNA EARP CASTS AND TEAM.

it’s too gay…too gay my gayness didn’t prepare well enough for that much gayness…i need to practice and buff up my gay gauge to absorb more gay in this tv show.