I'd really like to know who you are!

MEP..?

Would any of you be interested in participating in a multi-editor project (MEP)? The song will probably be ‘Colors’ by Halsey, and I’ll most likely divide up parts and launch it within the next weekend. 

If you’d be interested in participating or have a different song idea, please let me know! Thank you~ 

anonymous asked:

Hi I love your writing and had this thought for a top ten. I have no idea if you are still taking top ten requests but I thought I'd give it a try anyway. So we all know what an amazing friend Phichit is but what I'd like to know is when Yuuri been amazing for Phichit. So top ten Yuuri is a great friend to Phichit moments. I know you have a crazy schedule so I would more than understand if requests are over!

Top Ten Times Yuuri Was a Great Friend to Phichit:

10) Every time Yuuri turned up to one of Phichit’s skating events, which was whenever he possible could, and cheered him on like the world’s proudest parent from the sidelines

9) When the person Phichit was dating (who was a foreign exchange student) moved back home Phichit got really down for a while and Yuuri bundled him up in a blanket, stocked up on ice cream and had a movie marathon to take his mind off it

8) Yuuri constantly indulged Phichit’s social media love by playing along with all his games and challenges. Especially the one that Phichit set up for the Yuuri fans following him called ‘Find Katsuki’ where he would post lots of normal looking pictures but with Yuuri hiding somewhere obscure in the background that you could only see if you looked hard. Like peeking out of the crack in the wardrobe door or sitting at the top of a tree hidden in the branches. It was a game Phichit’s fans loved to play because Yuuri was pretty inactive on social media so spotting Yuuri in photos was already a game at official events and the like and Phichit’s Instagram game made it extra entertaining. it also got Phichit a lot of extra followers. 

7) During exams Phichit was usually pretty ok but sometimes he would get really stressed studying and Yuuri would provide him with a constant stream of coffee and food to keep him going

6) Yuuri held a special hamster funeral for Phichit’s hamsters when they died because he was too upset to do it himself

5) Once Phichit ended up getting yelled at by Celestino for something and Yuuri immediately did something even worse to get Celestino to yell at him instead and get Phichit off the hook

4) Yuuri learned every single skate routine in the King and the Skater so that he could skate them with Phichit

3) Once Phichit was having a really bad day and Yuuri flew straight back from the competition he was at to spend time with him and cheer him up even though he was still supposed to be in the country for a few more days because Phichit was more important

2) Yuuri learned Thai for Phichit so that he could comfort Phichit when he had nightmares and Thai was the best way to calm him down when he was still half asleep and scared

1) Yuuri absolutely destroyed anyone who was rude to Phichit. Once at a competition one of the older, more experienced skaters was being really nasty to Phichit and calling him and nobody who would go no-where and Yuuri ‘I’ve got more gold medals than all of you’ Katsuki overheard and walked up to Phichit like ‘you were fantastic, you totally deserved that medal’ before casually looking over at the other skater with a smile ‘oh hi…I’m sorry, who are you again?’

Promptis for the hell of it
  • Prompto: Hey Noct... uh...
  • Noctis: yeah?
  • Prompto: um.... ah...
  • Noctis: spit it out already.
  • Prompto: I just wanted to ask you a hypothetical question.
  • Noctis: Hypothetical.
  • Prompto: yeah.
  • Noctis: alright. Lay it on me.
  • Prompto: well, ok... so... here it goes.
  • If... let's say... this was an alternate universe and you were interested in men, who would you.... you know...
  • Noctis: Prompto? Really...
  • Prompto: HYPOTHETICAL
  • Noctis: alternate universe... interested in men...
  • Prompto: yeah.
  • Noctis: Well, hypothetically speaking, I'd probably have to say Iggy because he's a good cook.
  • Prompto: *pouts* really? That's your choice? I mean... I'm not dissing Iggy or anything like that... but I thought... gah nevermind.
  • Noctis: what? That id pick you?
  • Prompto: well.. yeah man. We have the most in common!! Plus I'd never make you eat vegetables like Ignis would, I'd play video games with you all day and night if you wanted. I'd be good to snuggle. Dude I'm a bomb ass cuddler. Like you don't even know! I mean... look at this face! *squishes cheeks* and these lipsh! *pinches lips* what's not to love about me!
  • Noctis: hm... you have a good point there.
  • Prompto: right!? And besides, were best friends in this universe, it's not that hard to come to the conclusion that in an alternate universe far far away, we would be lovers. Seriously. I mean... come on! Iggy!?
  • Noctis: *chuckles* guess you got me there. I'm falling for you already.
  • Prompto: Dude! Right!?

@lunlucy yoooo I’m the anon that thought your Lance with a backwards cap was hot

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  • Wendy: I think it's weird in stories when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes, they go, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Wendy: Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize someone. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Wendy: I always try to be really polite in life, so like, if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. They'd be like,
  • Wendy: "Wendy, we're so happy you're alive!" and I'd be like,
  • Wendy: "Oh, hey... man... how's it going...?"
  • Wendy: "Oh hey... dude... Nice to see you again?"
  • Wendy: Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you, and you have no fucking clue who they are.

anonymous asked:

Hello :) I really love your headcanons they are great and you are muffin awesome. I was surprised to see that requests were open so I'd like to request an scenario/ headcanon with RFA+V+Saeran with an MC that can see her own and everyone elses's read thread of fate (Not sure If I wrote it right) so when she meets them she knows who her soulmate is. I hope that my english is not bad and that you are fine. Thank you in advance and I hope you have a great day :)

We can’t believe we reached the level of muffin. Thank you…and hope you like these~


Zen:

  • You knew he was your soulmate before you met him through the RFA
  • You had landed front seat tickets to one of his shoes awhile back
  • And the string on your finger led right to his
  • You couldn’t believe it, and to be honest, you were almost distracted for most of the show
  • Gathering up your courage, you sneak behind stage to maybe get the chance to talk to him
  • You weren’t sure how to tell him, but at least fate brought you together, right?
  • But he was hugging some other girl
  • The hug became a hold…and then he was kissing her cheek and calling her pet names
  • You asked a nearby stage hand, and it turns out he was already dating
  • You were a little heartbroken, so you kind of fade out
  • Despite the string on your finger, you didn’t really want to see him again
  • Fast forward a few years later, and you see him in the chatroom
  • You know he’s single now, but you’re still kind of turned off…because everyone knows they have a soulmate
  • Then one day, the topic comes up in a chat
  • Zen starts sharing that he didn’t believe in soulmates until the end of his last relationship, where he found that dating around just didn’t suit him
  • After that, you kind of softened on him a little
  • You guys talk a lot more…and you find yourself falling for him more and more
  • When you guys finally meet, you tell Zen that you can see the strings and who everyone’s soulmates are
  • He jokingly asks, “Yeah? Can you tell me mine? Getting kind of lonely here.”
  • You smile and lift up your own finger
  • He thinks you’re joking at first, but when he realizes you’re not, he’s so overjoyed
  • He was so worried that he was falling for you, and once again, it would end like all his other relationships 
  • “I didn’t believe in soulmates before, and I was beginning to doubt again…and then you came in.”

Yoosung:

  • Yoosung also believed in soulmates
  • So he always wanted to save himself for his soulmate
  • When you two first talked about the topic in the chatroom, you found it rather refreshing to hear someone who believed in it
  • Then you met him at the RFA party
  • And you string led straight to his
  • You didn’t want to freak him out so you stayed quiet
  • But you were a little more open to him otherwise
  • Since soulmates could also be platonic, you weren’t sure pursuing a relationship would be the best idea
  • So you took it slow
  • You did grow very close to him though, and you found yourself connected to him in someway for sure
  • Then one day, you two were just working together on something and laughing as usual, and Yoosung just blurts, “I think I’m in love with you.”
  • You’re shocked to say the least
  • His nerves gets to him and he starts rambling, but you get the gist of it
  • He says he thinks you could be his soulmate, and he really hopes so because he finds himself completely smitten by you in a way he’s never felt before
  • After some awkward silence, he buries his head in his hands, “I guess there’s no way to know for sure, huh?”
  • You chuckle nervously and tell him you’re on of those people who can see strings
  • And he deflates thinking that if you knew, you would’ve told him
  • You’re quick to fix that mistake
  • He pulls you into this bone crushing hug

Jaehee:

  • You had always seen strings of soulmates
  • You had watched your friends as they realized their soulmates…you had watched soulmates pass each other on the street
  • But there was no string on yours
  • You knew that a string could appear on people at any time in their life, and not being born with one didn’t mean you didn’t have a soulmate
  • But since most had their string appear by the time they were children, you had slowly given up on the idea of you having one
  • It was a part of life, and by the time you joined the RFA, you were indifferent to it
  • Despite this nonchalance about soulmates, you still felt a connection to Jaehee
  • You found yourself opening to up to her, and she was opening up to you a lot as well
  • You two tried to meet on several occasions, but it never happened because of work on both your ends
  • So, in the end, nightly phone conversations became a thing
  • Then one day, after you hang up, and you notice a yellow string tie around your finger and slide out the door
  • You call Jaehee right away and she has to calm you down a little because you’re mildly freaking out
  • She knows your stance on soulmates, and that you can see the strings and yet never had one yourself
  • You had mixed feelings about honestly
  • You and Jaehee had such a strong bond, and thinking that you might have a stronger one with someone else due to fate was off putting
  • After this incident, she knew she had to meet in you person, even just to be reassuring
  • She makes the time and you do too and finally you two meet for coffee at a cafe
  • You freeze the moment you see her
  • She asks you what’s wrong, but she knows when you look at your finger…then across the way to her hand
  • You press a hand over your heart, “Thank goodness.”  

Jumin:

  • String Theory King
  • You two seemed to understand each other from the start
  • Of course, this would lead to a lot of deep conversations at any time of the day
  • You noticed he often used the analogy of a tangled string, and you found it odd…considering you often saw the tangled strings of others lives when it came to soulmates and connections
  • You jokingly brought it up, but he seemed to dismiss it so you dropped it
  • You were always intrigued by the idea of soulmates, but you never thought about your own too much
  • But you felt connected to him, and he admitted as much to you
  • Your bond only grew stronger as the days past, and finally it happened that you got to visit him at his penthouse
  • When he saw you, he just seemed to stare for a long time
  • He apologized and said something along the lines of staring in your beautiful eyes
  • But he started acting stranger since that meeting
  • You thought you were reading too much into it
  • But you could’ve sworn his glances were longer and that he often looked at your hands before his eyes darted to the ground
  • You ignored it for the most part and your friendship went on as usual
  • Then one day, you were sitting across the table from him and you noticed your string…it was so short…and it connected to his finger
  • He smiles at you, “So you finally noticed.”
  • Turned out he could also see strings, and he noticed yours and his right away
  • He also figured out that you could see strings too, in the way you watched strangers
  • But he never wanted to rush things, so he stayed quiet
  • There was no grand confession
  • He just reached out and held your hand and you both smiled in acceptance

Seven:

  • You two got along as soon as you entered the RFA
  • Time did nothing to change that
  • You were also beginning to like him a little, but with your ability to see soulmates, you were trying not to feed those feelings
  • As coincidence would have it, you had a dream that he was your soulmate…which was odd since you hadn’t met him yet
  • Were you in for a shock when you two finally did meet at an RFA party
  • Your string was connected straight to his
  • But you weren’t exactly sure how to tell him
  • Sure, you two were pretty open about most things….but this was a totally different thing
  • Still, you dropped subtle hints and your dream gave the perfect opportunity
  • You told him in a casual way, and he completely laughs it off
  • It stung a little, but you managed to chuckle
  • If this was fate, things would work out in the end, right?
  • Time goes on, and your feelings for him only grows
  • Unfortunately, he gets more and more aloof as well
  • He answers your calls less, seems more closed, and always has an excuse why you can’t meet
  • When the whole thing about the bomb being in your apartment comes up, he has no choice but to rush over to fix it
  • Things get super tense, and you finally address him about him pushing you away and acting cold since you two seemed to get along so well
  • He blows up at you, and says he’s one of those people who can see soulmate strings
  • He claims your string is not connected to his
  • Little does he know, you can very easily see that it’s not true and you finally tell him as much
  • He shies away with the realization that you see it too, but he still tries to push you away
  • With each attempt, this string gets brighter as if emphasizing the truth
  • Finally, he just breaks down knowing he can’t fight fate any longer
  • He apologizes quietly
  • He gives this really sweet confession, but he ends it with “I guess I’m just tied to you somehow.”
  • He didn’t mean it…but that only made you two laugh twice as hard
  • At least you were back to normal

Saeran:

  • You had a string tied to you when you were a kid
  • But sometime in your early teen years, the string disappeared
  • At first, you thought your soulmate had died…but then it reappeared
  • It faded in and out
  • Then it completely disappeared again around the time you entered the RFA
  • You weren’t sure the reason, but you were really worried about your soulmate
  • You thought he might have been battling death or something with the way it went in and out…and maybe now he was finally gone
  • But then you agreed to help Saeyoung find Saeran, and the string slowly appeared again
  • You could never tell where it was connected though, as it faded as the string went on
  • You decided not to think about it too much and threw yourself into helping your friends
  • Specifically, into helping Saeran recover
  • You weren’t sure what drew you to him, but you always felt a soft spot
  • As he recovered, you noticed the string grow a bit brighter…and brighter
  • Coincidentally, you and Saeran grew closer and closer
  • Then one day, you could finally see to the end of the string
  • It was Saeran
  • He had finally gotten to the point where he could love again, and so the string was growing brighter every day
  • You still didn’t tell him…and you waited until he was in better shape
  • But he approaches you, “I don’t really believe in soulmates, but if I did…I think it would be you.” 
  • You look softly down at the string connecting your fingers, “Yeah. Me too…”

V:

  • You didn’t have a soulmate
  • Or so you thought
  • The string didn’t appear as a child, and it didn’t appear as you got older either
  • You had just accepted the fact
  • But when you joined the RFA, you felt a connection to V
  • It wasn’t really deep or magical, but something subtle
  • You understood him, and he understood you
  • But he had Rika…and he was still getting over Rika
  • You accepted that
  • Even when she disappeared a second time, you were there for him as he healed 
  • Little did you know, as time went on, he was growing feelings for you
  • You were so accustomed to not having a soulmate, you didn’t even notice for a long time that a string had appeared on your finger and connected straight to his
  • In fact, you didn’t notice until he took your hand in his and said, “You know…this might sound weird, but I feel connected to you in some grand scheme. It’s like…fate or something.”
  • You stare down at both of your strings and smile, “You don’t even know…”

Check out our other headcanons~ Masterlist

Les Amis as texts I've sent to my friend Tyler
  • Bahorel: I'd go to 7/11 for a slurpee but I'm boycotting because they got rid of the rewards app
  • Bossuet: Every ship is unsinkable until it sinks
  • Combferre: i’m really heated about vikings right now
  • Cosette: Apparently the last time I got drunk, I gave myself a perfect manicure. This is according to eyewitness accounts, as I have no recollection of this.
  • Courfeyrac: Why don't they ever make super fuzzy blankets big enough to actually function as a full time blanket
  • Enjolras: I've been fighting the Christians since I was in the womb
  • Eponine: If I had a dollar for every time I heard the "you obviously haven't met the right guy yet" line, I'd be able to buy Trump Tower and burn it to the ground
  • Feuilly: *on Karl Marx* I'm not a communist, btw. I just have a deep respect for his beard. He looks like santa.
  • Gavroche: You wanna know who was really badass? The Anasazi. They were cannibal anarchists. If that shit isn't metal then nothing is. Another tribe infringing on your territory? Eat them. White people? Eat them.
  • Grantaire: YES, I let the girl with a cast on her dominant hand use the jigsaw so that I could paint the nazi flags when we were doing the sound of music, but that doesn't mean I'm a horrible influence
  • Jehan: I saw an ad for some stupid website that wanted someone to write an article about memes so I wrote one as a joke and I got $40
  • Joly: *at 3am with no context whatsoever* Do you think Hogwarts has sex ed
  • Marius: Here's the thing: I'm incredibly socially inept. I don't know HOW To casually just *ask* for her number
  • Montparnasse: I could sell my soul to Buzzfeed
  • Musichetta: It was girl's night. We watched Pitch Perfect and took shots.
BTS as things my friends have said (part 3)
  • Seokjin: That was literally not even all that funny yet there are tears streaming down my face and I don't think I can stop laughing
  • Yoongi: I'd go but I don't want to so I'm... Im not going
  • Hoseok: I can't be the only person who really feels like singing at 6:00 in the morning
  • Namjoon: It's not that I hate your cat it's more like, I think I'm going through a clumsy phase right now and I don't want to somehow kill it
  • Taehyung: *sings 'If you're happy and you know it' in heavy metal, opera, country and hip hop versions*
  • Jimin: I can't do the whole social interactions thing so I'm planning to just fill the silences with sexy stares and cute laughs
  • Jungkook: This is gonna seem like such a coincidence but I can do literally everything else but that

maybeawolf  asked:

How do you guys interpret the whole Player/Frisk/Chara constellation? I've read so many theories, from "we are supposed to be Frisk or Chara" to "the Player is completely separated and controls Frisk against their will." It seems like there is no completely true answer because Toby left too much open, but I'd really like to know what your opinion is. :)

Dusty here!

I’m definitely on the side of we’re Frisk and that the player isn’t an entity at all. (Although I will call you out on doing the murder run regardless :D)

Considering Chara is canonically in the pacifist route (Dead kid with no soul is more powerful than Frisk canonically, who knew?)

The same call out speech that Chara gives us at the end of the fun run is extremely similar to the speech at the post pacifist, there’s an extremely large focus on “YOU” for a long time until Flowey says THE name (Chara). Suddenly all that nice credit isn’t going to you at all, it’s going to Chara.

The person with the save ability and able to bring back Frisk over and over again, that’s Chara. When Chara says “Since when were you in control?” like when were you? All the save points, all the powers, despite all this, they required guidance. Lots of it!

Greetings.
I am Chara
Thank you.
Your power awakened me from death.
My “human soul.”
My “determination.”
They were not mine, but YOURS.
At first, I was so confused.
Our plan had failed, hadn’t it?
Why was I brought back to life?
You.
With your guidance.
I realized the purpose of my reincarnation.
Power.
Together, we eradicated the enemy and became strong.
HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV.
Every time a number increases, that feeling…
That’s me.
Chara

Every number that goes up, goes up in our stat menu, but what name is on it? Not ours,(Unless you named Chara something silly like Dusty… but then Chara calls themself whatever name you put in, so null point) when we gain levels, Frisk doesn’t gain them. Chara does. The more we kill the more Chara learns that this is obviously the way it’s supposed to be, they tell us that themselves.

You and I are not the same, are we?
This SOUL resonates with a strange feeling.
There is a reason you continue to recreate this world.
There is a reason you continue to destroy it.
You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

YET, Chara isn’t the one with the power to recreate the world. Chara constantly points out this “YOU” person.

I cannot understand these feelings any more.
Despite this.
I feel obligated to suggest.
Should you choose to create this world once more.
Another path would be better suited.
Now, partner.
Let us send this world back into the abyss.
Right. You are a great partner.
We’ll be together forever, won’t we?

Great partner? Together forever? FEELINGS?? Chara doesn’t follow US out of the game or anything, at the end of soulless pacifist. Chara follows Frisk. Not us.

Interesting.
You want to go back.
You want to go back to the world you destroyed.
It was you who pushed everything to its edge.
It was you who led the world to its destruction.
But you cannot accept it.
You think you are above consequences.  (Yes, or wait 10 more minutes)
Exactly.
Perhaps.
We can reach a compromise.
You still have something I want.
Give it to me.
And I will bring this world back. (Yes, or sit in the corner some more)
Then it is agreed.
You will give me your SOUL (Yes, do it)
Then, it is done.

Only with the SOUL can Chara recreate the world but LV 20 Chara will not compromise and will leave you in the void if you don’t hand it over. WE don’t lose anything, heck I don’t think many people even think about this decision at all (I know heaps of people ignore just the basic text lel)

TL;DR: I don’t think the Player is an entity, I also think Frisk and Chara work together in the fun run

Random Sentence Starters:
  • "Any time I say "asking for a friend" you know it's fake because I have no friends."
  • "God bless that ass."
  • "In eight hours I will have been awake for twenty four hours."
  • "If you want to get technical it costs exactly zero dollars to murder someone if you keep it simple."
  • "You can't snort Captain Crunch. That's what Cocoa Puffs are for."
  • "These skinny jeans are stifling."
  • "Are your pants made out of Fruit Loops?"
  • "Yoga pants are the reason corporations go bankrupt."
  • "Your mother would never lie to me."
  • "I'm pretty sure Ren and Stimpy were werewolves."
  • "It's like he has chicken pox but like... on his dick."
  • "Call the government."
  • "Everyone has that one emo band that got them through puberty."
  • "Between you and me I love her shoes but I hate everything that she stands for, if you know what I mean."
  • "The fact that the ocean exists is proof that God is a sadist."
  • "I don't speak German but I'm pretty sure that dude just said go fuck yourself."
  • "I'd sell my soul for a cheesy snack."
  • "I can't date guys who look better in eyeliner than I do."
  • "I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was sixteen and three quarters."
  • "If you know that vampires exist it's your civil duty to report that shit to someone."
  • "I'd really like to smack a bitch."
  • "Who gave you permission to breathe my air?"
  • "Would you rather fuck Edward Cullen or Peter Parker?"
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two steps forward and you’re at the start, who knew growing up would be this hard .. 🎶

smurryheartbeatz  asked:

It's my birthday today and I was wonderful if you could do a "dating Leonard snart would include" type list. I'd really appreciate it 😅

A/N: Once again a belated birthday, hope that it was a good day and that you enjoy this.

I’ve never really written like this before - I don’t think I usually call these ‘Would Includes’ but it was quite fun thinking about this so I might try and do some more in future, who knows.

Originally posted by coldsflash

Dating Leonard Snart Would Include:

Gentle teasing. You were a little nervous around him before he asked you out. Initially it had been his charm and confidence that had drawn you to him, and you’d said yes to the first date almost before he’d finished the question. It’s still a running joke between the two of you, one that you don’t mind all that much.

Making way too many cold jokes. You were initially a little annoyed that he’d failed to mention previously his actual job – he’d always danced around the subject with vague half-truths about the whole thing. But, after his new nickname had come about, you couldn’t help but tease him as a little payback.

Him being really protective of you. Not just because he cares about you but also because he knows how harsh the world can be. He wants to shield you from all of that, despite how linked he can be to some of that darkness.

Evenings in for date nights. He places soft kisses on your lips, capturing them with his own right before your favourite parts of films. He holds you close, being much more affectionate in the safety of your own privacy than in public. Or else the two of you cooking together, trying to make your favourite meals – sometimes still ending up ordering takeaway.

Complete loyalty. He’s loyal to a fault, always being there for you when you need it, and vice versa. The two of you may not always see eye-to-eye on morals and things, but you love each other deeply. While you can’t ignore the other’s faults you are always there to look out for the other when the time comes. You trust each other deeply.  

what-the--heckie  asked:

@ the anon who is dealing with names and feeling comfy with them: Thats totally common! It can be hard to tell if you like a name or not if people arent calling you by that name! I was the same way and what I started doing was using the name I thought I'd prefer (Ray) for really simple things (Starbucks drinks, email newsletters, conversations with strangers). That way it isnt something thats difficult to change later but you still get to experience it, ya know? Hope that helps!

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Gia Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "You scare the shit out of people so they can't see how scared you are."
  • Taurus: "And besides, you were the one that always had my heart, you know?"
  • Gemini: "Too beautiful to die. Too wild to live."
  • Cancer: "She was like a puppy. She was like... love me, love me, love me, love me... and I did. I did. I did right away. She was my lover. The only person I really loved."
  • Leo: "I'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. Because I'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway."
  • Virgo: "This is life, not heaven. You don't have to be perfect."
  • Libra: "Dear book, this is another day in my life. A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides. Inside and outside, so, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside, out? Once upon a time, there lived a very pretty girl, who lived in a beautiful box, and everybody loved her."
  • Scorpio: "You were the one, you were the only one, and you were amazing."
  • Sagittarius: "Because, if you let it be about you, then you're screwed, you know? So you have to stay separate from what's happening and you have to be somewhere else. But I don't know where that somewhere else is, you know? Or how to do that."
  • Capricorn: "Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, and above."
  • Aquarius: "I know, I know. Life is so disappointing. Here you are. You have arrived. You are here. This is your moment. What do you have? You have pain. You have everything. What do you have? You have nothing. Everything is right, or everything is wrong. It's disappointing, it's confusing. This is life. What can we do?"
  • Pisces: "You know what I think? I think there's a reason for everything. And I think that there's a plan for everyone. And I think that God has a big plan for me. Just not in this life."
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  • Hana: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
  • Mai: I don’t have to guess what’s wrong, she comes in the room and she’s like, "My stomach hurts!" and then we can move on from there.
  • PBG: I don't want to be doing what I'm doing either.
  • Jon: I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
  • Jared: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
  • Satch: Hi, I'm very gay and I'd like a few dollars.
  • Paul: And I know now that I'm definitely never gonna be president. Not unless everybody gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.
  • Nick: I just listen to everything she says, because before I had a girlfriend, I never had someone who's always standing next to me who can point out obvious things that are happening.
  • Josh: They're like, "Does that work?" I'm like, "It didn't NOT work."
  • Jirard: My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
  • Shane: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. I can’t have them running around.
  • Ian: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.
  • Luke: You know, for years scientists have wondered: can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones's "It's Not Unusual"?
  • Caddy: Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place.
  • Jeff: By 2029, I'll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
  • Wallid: I thank you for laughing, because no one did that day.
  • Jimmy: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
  • Mimi: Because eighth graders will make fun of you, but in an accurate way.
  • Kakusu: You asked if I brushed my teeth, but I never specified that I did so tonight. If the court reporter reads back my remarks you will see I did not purger myself.
  • Creeps: I went outside as much as Powder from the movie Powder. My children are not going to be playing on grass, they will be up in their rooms playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles.
  • Shizuka: And I would always think to myself, "How could another person kill someone?" And then I got cheated on, and I was like, "Oh, okay."
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  • Mario: Dream collaboration?
  • Ed: I always enjoy working with Beyonce. So a continuation of that.
  • Mario: Most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... sea snail? 'Cause it's like, pretty... It was in Japan, and it was pretty... and it was moving. Oh god, it was moving.
  • Mario: So I'm taking it, it wasn't good?
  • Ed: No.
  • Mario: Biggest pet peeve?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... rudeness. Can't stand rude people. Can't stand them. Like, I just, it usually happens on a plane, and it's usually like the person sitting behind -- or like, there was a guy on the plane the other day complaining about a baby crying, and I'm just like, dude, that's life! I have to get my head around rude people.
  • Mario: I'm with you on that. If you don't like that, then fly private. If you don't wanna deal with crying babies.
  • Ed: Yeah, but you know what? You were a baby once that probably cried on a plane, and you're going to have a baby that cries on a plane. Just accept it. It's obviously not ideal, but it's not anything that you can control.
  • Mario: Also, men shouldn't take off their shoes and socks on the plane, especially if you're sitting next to them. They shouldn't be kicking it barefoot right there next to you on the plane. That's just my pet peeve.
  • Ed: Yeeeeah... yeah, I would agree with that.
  • Mario: Celebrity crush growing up?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... JoJo, actually. Yeah, 'cause I think I was 11 when JoJo came out, and she was like 13 so all the boys in my school were like...
  • Mario: We just had her in here, actually.
  • Ed: Did you!
  • Mario: Yeah, she was great.
  • Ed: Awesome.
  • Mario: What's something on your bucket list, Ed?
  • Ed: Ummm. Oh, do you know what? I'd really like to go to Hawaii. That's the one American state I haven't been to.
  • Mario: Oh wow, oh you'd love it. That's a good one.
  • Ed: I hear that from everyone.
  • Mario: Oh, you'd love it man. Time travel destination?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... can I travel forward in time? Actually no, no, I'd probably travel back in time. Probably... I don't know really, I think we live in a pretty cool time at the moment. Maybe the 90's. Maybe the 90's. The 90's when it was like, when MTV were doing like MTV Unplugged and stuff like that. That would have been... yeah.
  • Mario: Yeah, that was probably the last time they had that good era of the unplugged version, that was cool.
  • Ed: Yeah. I'm gonna attempt to kinda bring it back. I'm trying to nudge them, see if we can do it.
  • Mario: Nice, man. Who plays you in your life story?
  • Ed: William Shatner.
  • Mario: Tremendous casting right there. Tremendous casting.
  • Ed: Thank you.

anonymous asked:

Hello, and thank you for being one of my favorite veterinary tumblrs! I'm a veterinary technician student and I've found your blog invaluable, especially your posts on euthanasia. Apologies if you've talked about this before, but I was wondering if you had any thoughts on the title of "technician" as it's used in America. For followers who may not know, we are legally not allowed to refer to ourselves as veterinary nurses. I think this is unfair, but I'd be interested in your thoughts on it. TY!

I think it’s completely unfair. You don’t go around forcing human nurses to call themselves medical technicians, do you? (Well, some paramedics might have similar terms for some of them, but that’s their domain.)

Veterinary nurses actually, surprisingly enough, nurse veterinary patients. The term veterinary technician doesn’t really tell you what that role entails, it makes it sound like it’s mostly running lab machines or more like a radiography technician.

My nurses are always going to be nurses to me. They advocate for their patients, are highly trained, have good knowledge in animal care in and out of the hospital and I dare say they like their patients more than many human nurses.

I have met some human nurses that think veterinary nurses don’t deserve the term, until it’s explained to them what they actually do. “Oh, so it’s just like a real hospital?” Yes, yes it is. It’s real medicine, we can do almost everything human medicine can do (because let’s be real, most procedures and drugs for humans have been tested on animals first) our vets are real doctors and our vet nurses are real nurses.

An all too familiar smirk stretched across her face as she remembered a detail she had found out about Shou.

“You know, I knew the name Suzuki sounded a little too familiar. You’re related to that esper that tried to take over the world a few months ago, right? That’s one thing that made me really afraid of my powers, knowing that there are people like him who abuse their powers to hurt the weak. I never want to be like that. Actually, I’m surprised that Mob-kun trust you enough to let you stick around. They say that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree-”

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