Hi my name is Keith Dark’ness Dementia Ebony Mullet and I have a long luscious ebony mullet (that’s how I got my name) and dark purple eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Zuko from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Takashi Shirogane but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I go to a cool space exploration school called the Garrison Academy where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a fighter pilot (in case you couldn’t tell) and I always look Super Badass. For example today I was wearing a red-and-white motorcycle jacket and matching boots, and black pants and black fingerless gloves, and my mullet was gelled to perfection. I was walking outside the Garrison. Some dumb prep from my piloting class named Lance stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.