Hi my name is Keith Dark’ness Dementia Ebony Mullet and I have a long luscious ebony mullet (that’s how I got my name) and dark purple eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Zuko from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Takashi Shirogane but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I go to a cool space exploration school called the Garrison Academy where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a fighter pilot (in case you couldn’t tell) and I always look Super Badass. For example today I was wearing a red-and-white motorcycle jacket and matching boots, and black pants and black fingerless gloves, and my mullet was gelled to perfection. I was walking outside the Garrison. Some dumb prep from my piloting class named Lance stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
seriously, what’ this thing with the british men and their stupid cheekbones and stupid violins and oh, let’s not forget the constant handporn? like, what the hell, do they really have to be so perfect?