I'm the fake maknae


(adj.) girlgroup pristin and everything they do

Fake Chats #168
  • Jungkook: you look a little...not well.
  • Taehyung: that's your opinion.
  • Jungkook: that's a fact. You're all droopy and you keep yawning and you do this thing where you seem to lose your bearing for a second. You know, like you would if you weren't feeling well.
  • Taehyung: I'm lost in thought
  • Jungkook: you look like you're sleepwalking with a cold.
  • Taehyung: appearances can be deceiving, Jungkook.
  • Jungkook:
  • Taehyung: except not in this case. I do feel like I'm sleepwalking with a cold. Can I go to bed?
  • Jungkook: yeah, you do. And go, I don't like when you look like you're about to fall over.
  • Taehyung: if I did fall over, you'd catch me, right?
  • Jungkook: I'd try.
  • Taehyung: you're strong enough.
  • Jungkook: you're just trying to get me to carry you to bed, aren't you?
  • Taehyung: I'd jump on your back but I'm too tired.
  • Jungkook: fine. Hop on.
  • Taehyung: thanks, Kookie, you're the best.
  • Jungkook: I know.
  • Taehyung: and you I love you?
  • Jungkook: I know.
  • Taehyung: and you know I want to snuggle?
  • Jungkook: I know. Shove over.
  • Later, Jimin: are you two seriously snuggling in my bed?
  • Taehyung: no.
  • Jungkook: appearances can be deceiving.
  • Jimin:
  • Taehyung: except in this case.
Fake Chats #37
  • Taehyung: his fiANCE!
  • Jungkook: hey, no, no, no, no, you are NOT
  • Taehyung: I proposed to him, didn't I?
  • Jimin: you just said it was fake
  • Taehyung: shh, let me handle this
  • Jungkook: you are not going to be handling anything
  • Taehyung: don't say it
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung is MINE
  • Taehyung: he said it. HE SAID IT.
  • Jimin: how about we remember I'm not engaged to anybody
  • Jungkook: oh, but you'd love to be engaged to Namjoon-hyung, wouldn't you?
  • Jimin: ...I'm done
  • To be continued: