I won't be dressed up

My perfect day.

THE SPOON THIEF IS GONE AND I AM… MOSTLY OKAY??

BUT ALSO CONFUSED

you know, i bet people were as good at makeup fifty years ago

so like nowadays you see a guy that looks like an alien in the park at night and you go cool makeup bro

but like, back then you see a guy that looks like an alien in the park at night and you go oh my it’s an alien!!!

tag dump!

So, lastnight an old friend that I kind of have this flirty relationship with, offered to send me nudes on snapchat. At first I was all for it! Then I noticed something troubling in the background, multiple empty bottles of alcohol. So instead of just going along with it (which I really wanted to, she’s extremely attractive) I simply text her and said, “hey, is everything alright?” And she instantly called me crying. We discussed what was wrong and I helped her comprehend some things. Now instead of just ‘getting nudes’ she asked if I would be willing to go on a date with her. Which trust me, if you saw the two of us you’d be like, “really? Those guy?”
Yes this guy.

Simple lesson.
Don’t be an asshole guys. Being nice still works on like 10% of the population.