I will cry I swear I can't do this

voltron characters as stuff my siblings have said
  • allura: i'm just gonna fucking marry my hamster, none of you are invited to the wedding, get fucked
  • coran: when i was a kid we used to make balloons out of sheep bladders
  • shiro: hey so, weird question but what would one do if they hypothetically set their microwave on fire?
  • keith: if you ever touch my stuffed animals again i will stab you in the eye
  • hunk: why would you put carrots in cake, carrots are vegetables, you wouldn't put broccoli in a muffin
  • lance: i've knitted scarves for every single one of you and if you don't wear them i will cry in front of mom
  • pidge: i swear i wasn't the one who threw the tv out the window! look at my arms, i can't even lift a grape!

 I just want Dick Grayson and Jason Todd to be sitting down and eating (like at Batburger or shit) and Dick starts talking like “Oh yeah, me and the Titans bla bla…” and Jason just nods along because goddamn, not another Nightwing toy until Dick says “And then Roy kind of…” and then Jason goes all “Roy? Roy Harper? Is that little shit with you!? why dO YOU HAVE MY LITTLE SHIT!? GIVE ME MY LITTLE SHIT BACK, GRAYSON OR I SWEAR TO FUCK!!”


I Can’t Think Straight (2008)

Context: Leyla, a Muslim British-Indian woman, is coming out to her mother, telling her “I’m gay.” Her mother reacts with horror and disgust, telling her “You’re up to your neck in sin” and going so far as to ask “Who did this to you?”

But it’s this scene that sums up the reality of LGBTQ+ desi youth. Our parents may very well love us and want the best for us, but the absolute bottom line is: our parents do not want us to be happy. They want us to be appropriate, to be respectful, to have children and well-earning careers, to fit into the mold of heteronormativity and gender roles, to be religious and pious. But no, they do not want us to be happy. Happiness doesn’t fit into it. To them, happiness is indistinguishable as a separate characteristic because according to them, doing all of these things should already be making us happy. The ideal created for desi children is that they shouldn’t strive to do what makes them happy, but what makes them “good.” Unfortunately, under this context, good is defined as anything that isn’t seen as immoral or out of the norm. 

A woman who is not straight is rejecting her role as a wife, and to a lesser extent, her role as a mother. She is rejecting the notion of subservience to men, of obedience and inferiority. Under our current system that is hugely patriarchal, a woman who does not submit is a threat. 

Now, I’m not saying desi parents are bad parents or hate their children because it’s pretty clear this happens in nearly every other culture in the world. But I am saying that desi parents do not make their children’s happiness a priority, they make their children’s success a priority: successful careers and marriages and children = successful lives. So if you ask a desi parent “do you want your kid to be happy?” they’ll immediately say “yes, of course.” But if you add on “do you want your kid to be gay if that makes them happy?” the answer will be a lot less positive.

This movie tackled Leyla’s sexuality and coming out to her parents absolutely head-on with no coyness about it. She goes straight up to her mother and admits that she’s a lesbian. But her mother’s reaction is really the thing that most “coming out” stories try to gloss over, or sugarcoat, or just in general avoid. Her mother admits with frank and brutal honesty the truth that all LGBTQ+ desi kids know: our parents would rather see us miserable and straight than queer and happy.

thanks-b  asked:

Hello Jenny, ur account is so inspiring, so that's why I want to ask u for advice. I'm really hard-working person, but I can't deal with my homework. U know I have to study all lessons and it doesn't depends on what I'll acc pass as my finals. So I was wondering if u know how to help me not starting crying any time I start doing my homework, Bc I feel like I have so much to do and tbh it's really ( I swear) impossible to do. Sorry for the typos I'm Russian tho..


“Cry as hard as you want to but  just make sure that when you stop crying, you will never cry for the same reason again”.

Hi, how are you? 

OMG thank you so so much for sending me this message and it means a world to me hahaha.

Well you need to know one thing is that it’s okay to cry, to feel sad, to feel tired, sometimes. Tbh, I (everybody) have the exact same problem like you and there so too many things that need to get done and we all don’t know where to start. Maybe after you cry you will realize something (like how to do that exercise).

Here are my tips after crying (I hope that it will work):

1.  Determine/Analyze the reason why you can’t do that exercise

2. Make a list of things you need to get done.

3. Create a schedule so you know what to study!

4. You need to get a calendar or planner to see things need to get done or any tests in that week

5. If you have a test make sure that you start to learn at least one week before.

6. If you don’t understand or know how to do that exercises, you need to think first and if you still don’t know how to do it then ask your friends, your teachers, like anybody or just google it!

7. DO NOT DO ALL YOUR HOMEWORK AT THE SAME TIME, SPREAD THEM OUT (like if you have math test on Friday you should start doing your homework at least two or three days before so you will never will feel overwhelmed)

8. If you have so much things to in one day try “Touch it once” rule

9. If you have monday/anyday homework, finish it on the same day

10. Review things you just learned on the same day, the day after and on sunday

11. Take a 5-10 minutes break after 25-45 minutes study

(make sure that you are taking a break not study, and don’t do things that make you procrastinate like watching youtube/movies instead of that you show go around, do some stretching, drink water,etc.)

12. Reward yourself for working so hard

13. Don’t study in dark or in your comfort zone make sure that you have enough light, and your study space must smell good, you can also put some motivation pictures (go to my account to see hahaha ), and know need to have cup of water on your desk

14. Study with your friends can also help you too!

15. Get enough sleep and eat healthy food!

There will be more but I can remember so sorry!

Have a nice year!

p/s: my grammar is not really good:)

““I swear her and I are soulmates.”

“I like Yousef.”

“Eskild says you’re in love, is it true?” “Yes”

“Do you trust me?”

“I’m not going on a date with a girl who’s been fasting for nineteen hours without bringing food.”


You’re all going to think I’m exaggerating but just hearing Aaron Tveit singing in any of Les Mis is enough to make me cry. Literal tears have rolled down my face as soon as Enj’s part in One Day More starts, I swear to god I’m that extra. I keep thinking I’m over it but then ABC Cafe plays and I’m crying and I can’t help it

The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.

Captain America | Iron Man 3

The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part One)
  • "I'm still hurting."
  • "What about lies? What about things that you swore to be true?"
  • "Go and run and hide away"
  • "Run and find something better"
  • "Run away. Like it's simple. Like it's right."
  • "Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all."
  • "Where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn."
  • "I'm breaking my mother's heart."
  • "Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school."
  • "Now I'm getting somewhere, I'm finally breaking through."
  • "I've been waiting for someone like you."
  • "I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights with every Shapiro in Washington Heights."
  • "From the minute I first saw you, I could barely catch my breath."
  • "I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death."
  • "My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit."
  • "You are the story I should write."
  • "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!"
  • "I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service."
  • "I've been waiting for someone, I've been praying for someone, I think that I could be in love with someone like you."
  • "I guess I can't believe you really came."
  • "See, I'm smiling. That means I'm happy that you're here."
  • "I stole this sweater from the costume shop. It makes me look like Daisy Mae."
  • "I think you're really gonna like this show. I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck."
  • "See, you're laughing, and I'm smiling, by a river in Ohio."
  • "I think we both can see what could be better."
  • "I didn't know you had to go so soon... I thought we had a little time."
  • "Whatever, if you have to then you have to."
  • "We could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time, and you are gonna chose someone else to be with."
  • "No, that's exactly what you're doing."
  • "You could be here with me or be there with them."
  • "No, you do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know."
  • "You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday."
  • "I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends."
  • "You cant spend a single day that's not about you."
  • "I swear to God I'll never understand, how you can stand there straight and tall, and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all."
  • "I've got a singular impression things are moving to fast."
  • "Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes but stop this train."
  • "No matter what I try I'm flying full speed ahead."
  • "Things might get bumpy, but some people analyze every detail. Some people stall when they can't see the trail. Some people quit out of fear that they'll fail. But I keep rollin' on."
  • "I met my personal Aphrodite."
  • "My heart's been stolen, my ego's swollen."
  • "I'm so happy, I can't get worried."
  • "Handful after handful of Doritos."
  • "I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side I take his cues."
  • "Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do."
  • "I didn't know the rules do not apply."
  • "I'm a part of that, aren't I?"
  • "First, a story. A little Christmas Story."
  • "I should take out my teeth and go to bed; I'm sitting her with talking clocks instead!"
  • "He looked and the clock was turning back."
  • "Sewn into the seams were forty-one seasons of dreams."
  • "Maybe your heart's completely swayed but your head can't follow through."
  • "Shouldn't I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me."
  • "Say goodbye to wiping ashtrays at the bar."
  • "Here's a headshot guy and a new Backstage, where you're right for something on every page."
  • "Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?"
  • "I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne."
  • "I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty, forty miles east of Cincinnati"
  • "I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky, under a sign that said 'New and Recommended.'"
  • "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
  • "He wants me, but he ain't gonna get me."
  • "Look at him, look at me. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right."
  • "I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio 'I'm never gonna go back to Ohio.'"
  • "The torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you to visit. So, hurry up schmuck."
  • "Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?"
  • "There are so many lives I want to share with you."
  • "I am not always on time, please don't expect that from me. I will be late, but if you can just wait, I will make it eventually."
  • "Anything other than being exactly on time I can do."
  • "I don't know why people run. I don't know why plans fall through."
  • "I don't know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you."
  • "I want to be your wife. I want to bear your child."
  • "I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms."
  • "Til there's no one left who has ever known us apart."
  • "Can we go see the dinosaurs?"
The signs as Divergent quotes
  • Aries: “Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.”
  • Taurus: “Sometimes, the best way to help someone is just to be near them.”
  • Gemini: “It must require bravery to be honest all the time.”
  • Cancer: “Then I realize what it is. It's him. Something about him makes me feel like I am about to fall. Or turn to liquid. Or burst into flames.”
  • Leo: "I have a theory that selflessness and bravery aren't all that different.”
  • Virgo: “We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another.”
  • Libra: “Politeness is deception in pretty packaging.”
  • Scorpio: “Fear doesn't shut you down; it wakes you up”
  • Sagittarius: "Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.”
  • Capricorn: “Somewhere inside me is a merciful, forgiving person. Somewhere there is a girl who tries to understand what people are going through, who accepts that people do evil things and that desperation leads them to darker places than they ever imagined. I swear she exists. But if I saw her, I wouldn't recognize her.”
  • Aquarius: "Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable.”
  • Pisces: “People tend to overestimate my character," I say quietly. "They think that because I'm small, or a girl, or a Stiff, I can't possibly be cruel. But they're wrong.”

VICTOR FUCKING NIKIFOROV: This is an engagement ring. We’ll get married once he wins a gold medal.

The Signs As Halsey Lyrics
  • Aries: We're the underdogs in this world alone, I'm a believer, got a fever running through my bones, we're the alley cats and they can throw their stones, they can break our hearts, they won't take our souls // Empty Gold
  • Taurus: You were dancing in your tube socks in our hotel room, flashing those eyes like highway signs, light one up and hand it over, rest your head upon my shoulder // Is There Somewhere?
  • Gemini: You say that you're no good for me, cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve, and I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway // Ghost
  • Cancer: You're writing lines about me; romantic poetry, your girl's got red in her cheeks, 'cause we're something she can't see, and I try to refrain but you're stuck in my brain, and all I do is cry and complain because second's not the same // Is There Soewhere?
  • Leo: We walk as tall as the skyline, and we have roots like the trees, but then your eyes start to wander, they weren't looking at me // Haunting
  • Virgo: White sheets, bright lights, crooked teeth, and the night life, you told me this is right where it begins // Is There Somewhere?
  • Libra: I'm headed straight for the castle, they wanna make me their queen, and there's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean // Castle
  • Scorpio: Dark as midnight sun, smoke as black as charcoal, fills into our fragile lungs // Empty Gold
  • Sagittarius: Survival of the richest, the city’s ours until the fall, they’re Monaco and Hampton’s bound but we don’t feel like outsiders at all // New Americana
  • Capricorn: You're dripping like a saturated sunrise, you're spilling like an overflowing sea, you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece // Colors
  • Aquarius: We know very well who we are, so we hold it down when summer starts, what kind of dough have you been spending?
  • What kind of bubblegum have you been blowing lately?
  • Pisces: Let's cause a little trouble, oh, you make me feel so weak, I bet you kiss your knuckles, right before they touch my cheek. // Trouble

anonymous asked:

URGENT tw menstruation i really really can't deal with the dysphoria my period causes. i never expect it and it makes me panic so much i can hardly move and i keep crying. which makes it worse again because then i feel like such a fake man even though i know that's a really harmful negative stereotype. do you have ANY tips on what i can do to make this better? anything at all would be helpful i'm new to this and i'm so lost and scared

Ren says:

First off, here’s an ask to cheerlead you! (#swearing, #food)

We have some more tips, too. Here’s some from me and Phoenix. Dysphoria coping techniques from Emery. Here’s some manly self care things you can try. And here’s a long list of distractions.

I know that none of these tips are going to make it go away. The idea, though, isn’t to make it go away - it’s to help you make it through until you can make it go away (whether it’s through the use of birth control, hormone therapy, surgery - whatever safe option you may or may not decide to use). It’s not going to be like this forever. And until it isn’t (and after that, too!) we’ll be with you every step of the way.

Y’all, please, send anon all the good vibes you’ve got, and feel free to offer tips of your own!

Eggsy is 47. He’s been together with Harry for nearly 24 years. Just passed the marker where he’s been with him longer than he’s been without him. It wasn’t anything dramatic like a mission gone wrong, nothing to leave him falling to his knees and swearing vengeance. A heart attack in the night is hardly a worthy nemesis. Everything is taken care of rather quickly, from good morning kisses to freshly moved Earth in about five days. Eggsy is cold.

Depression and hurt are powerful paralytics. At first he doesn’t get out of bed for anything. He just stares at the wall, refusing to think. But life goes on as it is wont to do, and he has to start moving. It’s slow. Getting out of bed to shower and get some food in him, then back to bed. Go to the mailbox and pick up the mail. Run to get some more groceries. Re-acclimating to life is really fucking hard, and most days he ends up back in bed before five pm. Sometimes he doesn’t even go back to the bed they shared, the image of the undisturbed bedding and empty half too hurtful to stomach, he stays in the guest room. He slept there sometimes when they had a fight, and it was so much easier to think that was the case, because even when they fought, Harry was just on the other side of that wall, angry, but breathing and so close by.

Eventually he makes his way back to work. They were generous with the grieving time he needed, but the world still needed saving after all. In the time he’d been gone, a new Arthur was decided, new recruits proposed for Gareth (the new Arthur’s old position), and two already sent home. Eggsy just numbly nods through the initial briefing. The new Merlin (he’d been Merlin for six years, actually), asks him if everything is alright and he says ‘yes’ thoroughly unconvincingly, but from how little everyone talks to him, he thinks perhaps Roxy has told them to leave him be. No one mentions Harry. Why should they? This is a spy agency, records are to be deleted, identities obscure, the past forgotten. But this just tears at Eggsy even more. The ring on his finger feels incredibly heavy, like he’s now bearing the entire weight of Harry’s memory. If he doesn’t remember him, who will?

Harry’s memory clings to him, impossible to shake even if he wanted. But he wants it. He dreads the day he can’t picture his voice soothing in his ear, or the day his heart doesn’t lift pointlessly at the sound of oxford shoes clattering on hardwood floors. He drinks a lot. Martinis, usually. He hears Harry’s voice instructing him how to make it perfectly; it’s one of the few times he smiles.

There is a three picture frame that sits on the dresser next to their old bed. It’s new, Eggsy made it during one of those times he could pull himself out of bed. Three newspaper clippings are in there, one incredibly faded, one brand new. The birth announcement of Henry Charles Hart, the marriage announcement of Harry Hart and Gary Unwin, and the obituary of Henry “Harry” Hart. He had to keep them all together. Eggsy actually preserved three copies of the obituary. One for this project, one that is hidden behind the preserved cover of The Sun from the day he died, hanging up in the office Eggsy does not go into, and one that is, morbidly, in his wallet. Sometimes, he rationalizes, he just needs to see his name written somewhere. 

Eggsy is cold. He knows he should be coming back to life, that Harry would want that for him, but he can’t bring himself to do it any more quickly than the snail’s pace his heart allows. He swears colours are paler, food doesn’t taste as good. But each day, the stabbing pain becomes a little duller, until Harry is the quiet ache in his bones, a fond memory in his dreams, the tears on his face in the morning, and the sound of his own laughter when he remembers how again.

i have to laugh every time I see someone that has obviously never made an espresso drink try to come up with a complex order. they’re over here going on about grande half-caf nonfat no whip soy lattes and i’m just like bro ain’t nobody gonna try to put whipped cream on your latte have you ever even had a latte before? and what’s this nonfat soy nonsense? do you want nonfat milk or do you want soy because you can’t have both. seriously folks, if you want to compose an order guaranteed to make any barista cry and/or swear violently, all you have to say is “iced extra-dry cappuccino with almond milk” and the screams will ring in your ears for days