I swear that would literally be me

Stiles:  Derek put me down!

Derek:   How about no?

Stiles: Derek! For the love of— put me down now, or I swear I’m going to end you! To your end!

Derek:   I turn my back for five minutes and you manage to get yourself possessed by a Japanese fox demon and mated to a coyote. Don’t think I’m letting you out of my sight any time soon.

Stiles:  DEREK!!!

I went through a really bad breakup and she would literally stay up talking on the phone with me and giving me advice about how to get over it and deal with it. She basically just said talking is the best way to get through it. If you don’t process those kind of emotions, they kind of come back and bite you. She was somebody that was really there for me, to hear me vent, and that was really, really important.

Camila Cabello on Taylor Swift.

I swear she’s an angel.

Can someone please tell me wtf dylan o'brien is doing that makes people ship him with every damn body? Like stydia is freakin massive, they get shit trending all the time, and newtmas is literally an award winning ship, then you have sterek which accounts for probably half the shit on ao3 at this point. I swear the dude could glance in the general direction of bill nye the fuckin science guy and y'all would be like #otp#truelove#😍

  • me age 7:Wow! It's so cool that Harry Potter gets to have fun adventures with his friends at Hogwarts!! :)
  • me now:
  • me now:alright who the fuck let this happen to a bunch of eleven year olds this is preposterous
  • me now:why would you keep an incredibly dangerous item in a school full of eleven year olds oh sure yeah just tell them to 'stay out of that room over there' that'll fuckin work
  • me now:dumbledore you literal sack of shit i swear to god
can someone tell me why I'm seeing so many 316 posts?

cause I swear if you watch it live I will hunt you down.

have we literally learned nothing about queerbaiting?? finale is like the textbook definition of queerbaiting and if you watch it, well you might as well go kiss jason’s ass and thank him for 307. 

besides the fact that jason and cw expect you to watch it, why tf would you put yourself though that misery again? because I know for a fact that I will have to reblog all of those suicide hotlines after lexa dies again. and so many kids will relapse and depression will hit them harder again.

but if you still go watch it “just for lexa” then you need to think about your life a little.

A Bunch of Dialogue Prompts
  • “Did you actually just try to banish me?”
  • “I love people who are passive-aggressive. They’re just the best.”
  • “She knew all along, right?”
  • “There’s a surprise waiting for you back home.”
  • “Leave now or I’ll do it.”
  • “Your father would be so proud.”
  • “I literally cannot believe you did that.”
  • “She always made me feel like I was never good enough.”
  • “They say that mother knows best… Oh, the irony.”
  • “Never scare me like that again.”
  • “People always go on about the afterlife. But, like, what about the before-life?”
  • “Oh, God, he’s flirting with her again, be right back.”
  • “I swear to you, this is exactly how I found him!”
  • “He knows a lot of random facts about lions, for some reason.”
  • “No thanks, I don’t want to get arrested for the second time today.”
  • “It was the best of times, it was the shittiest of times.”
  • “Dear diary, today was the day I fell in love with a man from another world.”
  • “The first time I met her, she was hiding behind the sofa.”
  • “There are no winners. Only survivors.”
  • “You don’t understand, that necklace meant a lot to me.”
  • “I once punched a shark in the face.”
  • “Emotions suck.”
  • “So typical of you. Ruining my birthday one little lie at a time.”
  • “You go on and on about we’re not kids anymore but tell me why I just signed for a bouncy castle package in your name.”
  • “My ninth life was the worst one.”
  • “I don’t remember anything about you.”
  • “That was the last time I ever saw him naked.”
  • “Uhh… Has nobody else noticed that all these people are translucent?”
General Hux dying

I don’t want Hux to die. I’m literally shaking rn because I think how many tears will I cry when episode VIII comes out. Because I know that script was not true but I also know in the bottom of my heart that Hux won’t survive. And somehow this makes me sick. I want him to scape with Kylo. Or just scape. Or something like, ‘And we never saw Hux again’ because even with that ending, there would be hope. I don’t want Hux to die. I swear I have a problem because every time I think about that I get emotionally sick. Like, you know that pain in the estomach and in the head when you feel like, really really bad? Is like if he was someone I love that was dying. I’m in my negation fase. Like, really strong negation but at the same time, I know this will happen. Maybe not in episode VII, but in IX. I DON’T WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD OKAY

What do you think, am I the only one who feels this way? I need emotional support guys

2 years later...

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Featuring: Tony Stark, Thor, Nick Fury and Natasha Romanoff

Word count: 2292 words

Warnings: I don’t know if there’s some swearing, probably there is. And angst. 

Tags: none.

Notes: if you would like me to do a Part 2 of this one just tell me and I will! But for now it will be just a one part imagine. 

Originally posted by forchrisevans

The moment you left the Avengers HQ two years ago, without looking back, you literally felt like your world crashed down. You had been forced to leave everything and everyone you loved behind for their own safety. For some reason, HYDRA was after you and you just couldn’t take any chances. Not with your family and especially not with Steve. 

Leaving him broke your heart the most, knowing that you were breaking his heart was the worst you had ever done. You didn’t say anything. You just left a note for everyone in which you really didn’t explain anything. You just said goodbye and assured them it was for the best. You changed your phone number and even your name, so no one was able to reach you ever again. 

But now you were free. HYDRA had gave up on you after two long years and finally, going back home, was safe for everyone. 

The only question was… Would they want you back? Would he want you back?

You had talked to Fury in his own office to make sure it was safe. Once he told you indeed it was and that you could go back to the field and to the team all you wanted to do was going back home. The director had to make some calls but everything was settled in just one morning.

“Are you ready to go back?” Nick asked you as he walked you to the car that would take you back to the HQ.

“I know I am… I don’t know if they are”, you said with concern. 

“They? Or he?” He asked. With a sigh you looked up and saw he was even smiling a little. 

“Both”, you admitted shaking your head. 

“I guess you are about to find out, don’t you?” He asked opening the driver door for you and giving you the keys.

“Thanks Fury…for helping me hide and everything”, you said before you got into the car. Once in there, you closed the door and rolled down the window.

“You’re welcome Agent”, he said. “Good luck”, he added.

With a nod you started the engine and immediately you started driving. During the drive you tried your best in order to keep your head away from Steve, but it wasn’t easy, not at all. It was impossible. You didn’t even know what to say once you saw him. Maybe he didn’t even want to see you after all, and you would deserve it for sure. 

You had to drive for two hours before you got there. It was in the same place as always, surrounded by woods so no one would ever find it. It surprised you to see Tony waiting at the door but all you could guess was that Fury had contacted him to tell him you were back. 

When you parked you still took your time to leave the car, as you were trying to find the words to say sorry for leaving them, but they just wouldn’t come up to your mouth. And you knew when Tony approached the car that you were out of time, so taking the keys you got off the car, looking at the man that had been like a father to you.

“You’re a fucking idiot”

He didn’t say anything else. He just pulled you closer and hugged you as tight as he could, rubbing your back as you hide your face in his neck. 

“I’m sorry”, you whispered tearing up. Damn. You had hoped that those stupid tears would leave it place but obviously you were wrong about it. 

“You should be”, he said pulling away to look at you as he whipped away your tears. “You left us dealing with a really broken-hearted and moody Cap. It was a nightmare”

“How is he?” You dared to ask.

“He is…handling it I guess. He’s not over you. Not at all if that’s what you want to know”, he told you leaned against the car. “But he’s pissed”, he added.

“I deserve it”, you said looking down.

“Why didn’t you tell us about HYDRA? We would have helped you, protected you”, he said.

“I know and there’s was a big chance of you ending up dead. I wasn’t taking any chances, Tony” you said looking at him. 

He looked at you for some minutes before he sighed and hugged you again, kissing your forehead softly.

“Let’s go inside. Steve is out with Terminator so you still have time to think about what you’re going to tell him”, he said walking to the trunk to take your cases. 

“Who’s inside? And what do they know?” You asked taking one of the cases after you laughed at Bucky’s new nickname. You were sure the soldier hated it. 

“Natasha and Thor”, he said. “They also know why you left. Fury called when you were on your way. Probably he wanted you to spare all the explanations part”, he said. 

“Thanks Fury”, you chuckled.

But you knew you would have to explain it Steve when he came back. There was no way you would spare that. The facility was just like you remembered. Everything was exactly the same. The moment you put a foot in it you instantly felt like home once again, a feeling you had been missing for the past two years of your life. 

Tony and you put the cases next to the door and headed towards the common room. You saw it was a bit of a mess, bottles of beer everywhere and also some remains of pizza. It was weird to see it like that since you knew how Tony was when it came down to cleaning. He wouldn’t do it, of course, but he wouldn’t let everyone mess with his place. 

“What happened here?” You asked frowning. 

“Cap happened”, you heard a well-known voice coming from the kitchen. When you turned, you saw Natasha coming out of it. Her hair was longer now but she still looked the same. “That’s what he does every night”, she shrugged.

A lump of guilt appeared in your stomach the moment you looked around again. Realisation hit you like a truck. You had really broke the man you loved the most. He probably hated you at that moment and no excuses would make him forgive you. Before the tears fell down again, Natasha was already hugging you tight, just like Tony did when he saw you. 

“You’re such an idiot”, she said pulling away with a frown. It actually made you chuckle this time. Was that going to be everyone’s first words to you? “You should have told us and we would have protected you!”

“I already gave her the talk. You can spare it” Tony said taking a slice of the cold pizza from the box. Nat looked at him and then at you with a sigh.

“How are you?” She asked.

“Fine I guess”, you shrugged. “I don’t know, really. The last years have been a total mess. I’ve been on the run the whole time, not sleeping in the same bed for more than three days”

“So that’s the reason you look like crap”, she pointed out.

“Thank you Widow, so helpful”, you said sarcastic. “How is he?” You finally asked.

She bite her lip and sighed looking around once again, taking in the surroundings, the beers, and then you. 

“He’s a mess. He still loves you but he’s…furious. He’s been reckless in the missions, it was stressful for everyone if I’m honest with you”, she said. 

“He hates me, right? I mean…I would totally deserve it”, you said looking down.

“I don’t know. He doesn’t…talk about you, to be honest.”

That actually surprised you and you wish you could know what it meant. Was it good? No, of course it wasn’t. It was bad. Really bad actually. But those were the consequences of your actions and you had to accept them, even if you didn’t like them. 

“Where’s Thor?” You asked when you remembered that Tony told you he was there as well.

“He’s discovered Skype”, Natasha laughed. “So he’s in his room talking to Jane”, she explained making you laugh as well. 

“He’ll probably be busy for the next couple of hours so be patient”, Tony said getting up. “Why don’t you go and take a shower?” He suggested. Actually you were dying for that shower.

“Where’s my room?” You smiled.

“The same”, Tony smiled back. “It’s just like how you left it”

You were glad that you still had the same old room but at the same time it was something that made you feel kind of nervous since Steve’s was just in front of yours. It’s not like you wanted to avoid him but it would be easier not running into him first thing every morning. 

Tony helped you with the cases and then left you alone in your room. He knew you needed now some time to adapt and to mentally prepare for what was about to happen. You didn’t even know how to face it if you were honest with yourself, and a part of you wanted to hide forever. But that wasn’t an option and you knew it. You weren’t a coward, you’ve never been and you weren’t going to start at that point. 

You really took your time in the shower. You were in the like an hour, preparing yourself for every scenario possible when you saw Steve. Some of them were good, he had missed you too much and he forgave you. But most of them were realistic: he wasn’t willing to forgive you that easily, he was pissed, disappointed and broken hearted. Or maybe he would never forgive you. 

Once you walked out of the bathroom, naked and your hair still dripping, you got dressed into some shorts and a white t-shirt you used to use to be around the house. It was time. He was probably back into the HQ by now and you had to face him. Barefoot, you walked out of the room, closing the door behind you and trying to ignore the door just in front of yours. Would he be in there? Ignoring the thoughts in your head, you went to the common area.

“(Y/N)!” You heard Thor’s deep voice. “Welcome back little warrior”, he said hugging you so tight that he actually picked you up from the floor. “You look as beautiful as always”, he complimented you.

“Thanks God she took a shower”, Natasha said from the couch while reading a magazine. “Steve is upstairs”, she added looking at you for a moment.

“Oh…” You mumbled. “Does he know I’m here?” You asked. 

“I do”

Your whole world trembled the moment you heard his voice right behind you. Too afraid to turn around you just stood there, eyes closed and taking a deep breath. He was so fucking silent as always which had caused you not to hear him coming. Slowly, you turned around as you heard Natasha and Thor leaving the room so you two could talk. Or fight. Or both. Seeing him face to face, instead of looking at pictures in your phone, was truly breath-taking. He was the same. Handsome, hot, with some blue eyes that made you feel like you were flying just by looking at them and those lips. Oh those lips, so kissable and tempting. 

But you could also see the differences: he had bags under his eyes and there was not warm or welcoming in his eyes. There was pain and there was anger. Towards you. You never thought he would ever look at you that way but there you were, feeling insignificant and miserable in front of him, when he used to make you feel the opposite with just one touch.

“Hi”, that was all you were able to say once you found your own voice. 

“You’re back”, he said crossing his arms, which were now bigger, in front of his chest. 

“Yes…” You whispered. 

You knew it was the moment to explain everything to him. Why you left, why you said nothing, why you didn’t contact him and why you were finally back. You had to tell him he had been the only thing in your mind during the past two years, that you loved him even more than what you did before you left. But would he be willing to listen?

“Steve I-“, you tried to talk but he interrupted you.

“I’m really not interested in anything you have to say (Y/N)”, he said coldly. “You left without an explanation. An explanation I’ve been looking for but I stopped. I don’t care. I don’t care you’re back”, every word he said stabbed you in the chest like knives. “You literally broke me and now you dare to come back like nothing? No, thank you. I will cope with you being here because I have no other choice, but that’s all. I’m not interested in anything you have to say.”

Once he finished his speech he walked into the kitchen, leaving you there, completely out of words. You knew you deserved it but you surely didn’t expect it like this. At least, you thought he would listen to you before telling you to back off. But you didn’t even have that choice. 

It took you some minutes to be able to react and when you did it, all you could do was going to the elevator. All you needed at that moment was being alone. Being alone and cry. Because it didn’t matter how much you knew you deserved it, hearing those words from the person you love the most in the entire universe, was too painful to handle it. 

ok but
his brothers were literally everything oso had??? like we like to joke about the fact that hes “the basic one” but tbh???
everyone has their thing and dont think i dont know how difficult it was for them to go but??? it always seemed like they would stay forever six neets living with their parents and i bet for oso it seemed like that too and to see them all leave??????? im crying dont touch me

i love how my bubu wangso during the kiss scene was first like wut i can’t believe it, she actually kissed me first

then he was like trying to contain it but lets be honest if he wasn’t trying to his jaw would have dropped to the bottom of that lake where he almost tried to subtly break up with his gf

and then he was like so relieved and happy and couldn’t believe it and i swear he almost cried but y’all he’s trying to be a dreamboat over here

and then literally in the next split second he went from shy and disbelieving to


wolfie’s out to play

So I took my sister to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Here are some highlights:
1. As soon as Poe showed up I turned to my sister and whispered “That’s my bae” and she was joking around that I was talking about obi-wan kenobi and she was all “that’s one olllld bae”
2.As soon as Finn showed up I whispered “That’s also my bae” and she was like “well he’s a pussy lol”
3. Then Kylo Ren came up and before I even finished turning towards her she just looks at me and says “I know”
4. When Finn said he was in the resistance she was like “mmmmmMMM oh My gOD”
5.At one point she literally said “when bae gives you his jacket”

Indecent Proposal (on Rust)

I need someone to come murderize me. I swear if Delirious says Evan ONE MORE TIME….😭 I’m still digging that grave of anyone would like to join me. They fucking drew pictures for each other. Delirious got on one knee and played guitar for him like he was proposing. Evan offered him meat and Delirious wanted it. And not to mention that Evan practically ignores Ohm for Delirious. JUST STOP ALREADY. He literally sounds like he’s having the time of his life when he’s with Del, more than his other videos. So I’m laying down to die. It’s too much for my fragile heart.

Originally posted by funnynhilariousgif

Me while watching the x-men movies
  • me:erik don't
  • me:erik pls
  • me:come on erik stop
  • me:what the fuck erik
  • me:how stupid can you be erik
  • me:magneto more like shut the fuck up
  • me:what an asshole, calls himself magneto thinks he is cool
  • me:put that stadium down or so help me you fucking idiot
  • my friends:wow you really hate magneto right?
  • me:...
  • me:why the fuck would you think that?? i love him okay? how dare you

I used to think that I couldn’t love anymore
because I was so broken
but you proved me wrong, and
I started to fall in love with you.

But there’s always a ‘but’,

The day when you left me all alone,
I thought I would be fine.
As the days pass on,
I find myself missing you more than ever
but you’re gone and you’ll never come back

And I swear I could literally feel my heart being teared into pieces.

Sugar (M)

Originally posted by eatjin

» jin x reader

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Kim Seokjin rarely swore. As in, it would be either a blessing or a curse to hear the syllables leaving his lips. That was because if you were making him swear, he was extremely pissed off or extremely pleased with you – the latter becoming the more likely of the two as you spent more time with him.

Following his gentleman like suit that left him to keep an arm around your waist whenever you went out together, Kim Seokjin refused to swear around you unless he really couldn’t help himself and he was just aching to show you what you did to him.

However, Kim Seokjin was one to be possessive in the most malicious ways possible. Well, not malicious. Try conniving – Soekjin’s wicked ways, that were led on by the fact he couldn’t stand another man to be in your proximity when he wasn’t around, got the most sinful words from your mouth, and from his.

Though you never meant for it to end up like this, you had an idea of what you were doing to Seokjin when you moved a little closer to an inattentive Hoseok and dragged your nails up his thigh, licking your lips and whispering in his ear things that only Seokjin would should hear.

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