I swear that would literally be me

minubell  asked:

Guess what >:3c

MINU I SWEAR TO GOD

You made me scream when he finally found it, I was in tears, I literally though you would just leave him under the table with no hope and then you do that to me. I can`t even imagine what you planned but I can say one thing.

This hurt in such a good way, thank you so much Minu.

(The picture behind a picture made me burst out in laughter, that was pure gold, perfect use of reference ahhhh)

anonymous asked:

Nobody can be that fucking pure uwu :3 I hope, for the sake of Sanders' would-be victims that he's swearing up a storm and playing violent video games or whatever in his private time. That's literally serial killer material to be that happy.

thomas sanders strikes me as a “Family Left Shattered as Babysitter Kills 2, Mutilates Infant Child” kind of guy

how about this:
if someone opens up to you about their mental illness(es), don’t reply with

  • “you don’t look/act like you have (disorder)” 
  • “you look so normal”
  • “I would’ve never known, you seem so happy”

how about you say

  • “I’m happy you’ve told me, if you need any help, let me know”
  • “I’m glad you trust me and told me this, ask me for help anytime you need someone”

or literally just DON’T be so ignorant

Something just occurred to me.

There’s this pair of stock villains who show up in all sorts of media. One’s dapper and loquacious; the other’s hulking and taciturn; both are well-dressed, well-spoken, and Classier Than You. They often smile, but rarely laugh, and their mannerisms would probably come off as kind of dorky if they weren’t creepy as hell. You know the type.

The thing that occurred to me is that I’ve literally never seen a pair of ladies in that role. Just about every other villainous archetype I can bring to mind, I can think of examples of media - admittedly not many examples, in a lot of cases - that’ve cast a lady in that role, but not that one.

I can’t help but feel that we’re missing out.

not to like blow my own horn or something but…12KS just became the most kudoed SU fic on ao3

???

I am so flabbergasted, and also like, thank you?? To everyone who supported me, I would never have finished without people pushing me up along the way

Can someone please tell me wtf dylan o'brien is doing that makes people ship him with every damn body? Like stydia is freakin massive, they get shit trending all the time, and newtmas is literally an award winning ship, then you have sterek which accounts for probably half the shit on ao3 at this point. I swear the dude could glance in the general direction of bill nye the fuckin science guy and y'all would be like #otp#truelove#😍

i swear if i was looking at all these cameras i would literally shit in my pants
taylor please tell me what it’s like looking at all these cameras because i would probably start crying and feel hella uncomfortable ya feel me

When you make eye contact with popular kid Taehyung

Omfg this turned out way different than what I had in mind >< Taehyung’s expression got me so weak,,, this is literally the most heated thing I ever wrote if that made any sense

Key: F= Friend 

Warning: RIP Taehyung stans including me

-at school cafeteria-

F: *looks behind you* Psst, Y/N, I think Taehyung is looking at you

Y/N: Pfft, what are you talking about? Why would he look at me, of all people?

F: Gurl, I don’t know but he’s staring pretty hard at you and he’s looking pretty fucking hot while doing so

Y/N: *sighs* I swear if I turn around and he’s staring at some other chick, I’m cockblocking you and Jimin tonight

F: *eyes widen in panic* NOOnononONONO, trust me on this

Y/N: *turns around*

TH: 

Y/N: *whips head back around* WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK

F: YOOOO HE JUST EYE FUCKED YOU

Y/N: *laughing* IT’S NOT ME, TOTALLY NOT ME

F: SHUT UP, YOU JUST MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM, I SWEAR YOU COULD BE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW

Y/N: *coughs* whatever, that was just an accident

F: Y/N please, oh my oH MY  HE’S COMING HERE HE’S COMIN-

Y/N: Wha-

TH: Hey, Y/N right? *turns to friend* Could you give us a minute?

F: *looks at the both of you* s-sure..

Y/N: *gulps* Is there something you need?

TH: *smiles; slowly inching closer* yeah

Y/N: *looking down; afraid to make eye contact with him* wha-what is it ?

TH: *whispers in your ear* you

Y/N: *heat rushing to your cheeks* Uhm I..I don’t understand, do you want some homework help or someth-

TH: *grabs the back of your head and smashes his lips onto yours*

Y/N: *inaudible noises*

TH: *pulls away from you and smirks* I’ll see you later, Y/N

Y/N: *out of breath; panting* Fuck..


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Pairing: Captain Boomerang (Digger Harkness) x Reader

GIF Credit: ^^^

Warnings: Smut and swears, rough sex

Rating: Explicit

A/N: I got two requests from anons and I thought they would be good together: “Anon: Captain boomerang having a tiny s/o who is very fiesty and won’t put up with his bullshit” and “Anon: Digger Harkness begging the reader for sex after him being away for longer than expected but she’s pouting, but finally gives in after him charming her” Also, don’t kill me, I can’t write accents 😂 so just ignore it. Also, this is literally the LAMEST title ever, I’m sorry. @speedypan wanted to be tagged!


You heard the front door open and then he was on you in seconds. He littered your neck in hot, sloppy kisses, his beard slightly scratching your neck. “I’ve missed ya so much love,” he purred in your ear. You punched him lightly in the stomach and pushed him off you. “What the hell was that for?” Digger asked, pouting. You stood up.

“Digger you were gone for over three months! You said that you would be gone for two weeks!” He shrugged his wide shoulders, the faded grey leather trench coat squeaking. Almost reluctantly, he smiled, his gold tooth glinting in the light from the ceiling fan light above him.

“The score was good.” He reached forward and pulled your hips to him. With a low groan, he pulled up your shirt to be above your hips and started kissing your hips. His hands slipped around and grabbed your ass. “I need ya. Now.” You pushed him off you, glaring at him.

“No Digger. You are getting no sex.” Digger mouthed wordlessly at you.

“W-what!? You can’t do that!” He yelled, grabbing the waistband of your shorts and pulling you hard enough that you fell into his lap.

“I can, and I will.” You got up and walked away. Digger got up and literally ran after you. He caught up, pulling roughly on your waist, pulling you tightly against him.

“Baby girl I have missed you.” You fought out of his arms.

“Yeah? Then spend time talking to me and stop trying to get me naked.” Digger groaned loudly. He let you go but sunk to his knees, rubbing his face against your stomach.

“Please baby girl,” he begged. You could not believe it. The ‘terrifying’ Captain Boomerang was literally on his knees, begging you for sex.

“No,” you say, disentangling yourself from him. “Stop begging.”

“Y/n! Please! I need ya. I miss ya and that body.”

“You have two hands,” you snap.

“But those aren’t the same!” He whines loudly, it almost sounded like he was going to cry. You looked down at him, shaking your head and laughing. There was an actual tear rolling down his cheek.

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25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH JINSSMILE: DECEMBER 3

DATING HOSEOK WOULD INVOLVE:

  • CUDDLES
  • CUDDLES
  • CUDDLES
  • I swear this boy would never let you out of his arms
  • “Hoseok let me go!”
  • “NEVER!!”
  • “I have to pee…”
  • “Fineee.”
  • but when you’re not cuddling, you’d go on these really cute and creative dates
  • like going berry picking (the berries would grow extra big because of the presence of the sun himself)
  • or going on a hot air balloon ride
  • or taking ballroom dancing lessons
  • speaking of, you guys are that annoying couple that plays music and dances around the living room together like an old couple
  • but going dancing would literally be the best
  • because even if you can’t dance, he would make it super fun
  • you would never feel out of place because he would always work hard to make sure you were happy and comfortable
  • shopping with him would be fun too
  • and he wouldn’t mind going either
  • “Hoseok, which dress do you like better?”
  • “Both of them look so good jagi! I can’t choose just one!”
  • or
  • “Hoseok, do these pants make my ass look fat?”
  • he gets closer before whispering in you ear, “That’s not such a bad thing…” and winks at you
  • okayyy we all knew this was coming
  • THIS BOY
  • omg madelyn you need to stay loyal to min yoongi
  • he knows how to please a woman
  • he’s got those dancer hips (they don’t lie)
  • and for some reason, I feel like he would LOVE to call you pet names
  • like kitten
  • or baby girl
  • or maybe even ma’am
  • okay now back to fluff loll i’m such a hoe lol you all know me
  • he would honestly rather hold your hand than put his arm around you
  • overall, he’s just SUPER caring and considerate
  • he always puts you before himself
  • all of his gifts would be really thoughtful and planned out
  • and he wouldn’t only give you gifts on special occasions
  • if he saw something in a store that reminded him of you, he’d buy it for you
  • you would be spoiled af
  • I also feel like he’s not one to conceal his feelings
  • as soon as he thinks he’s falling in love, he’s going to tell you
  • and once he does, he’s committed
  • he’s staying with you until the end

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Trust (Hamilsquad x Reader)

Hamilsquad x Reader
Prompts: 72 “I bet you at Mario Kart and now you’re banishing me to the couch?”
Requested by: ThatoneOtakuGamer and Loveisthekey1234 (I squished them into two because I feel like they wouldn’t be much different)
Warnings: Swearing,
A/N: Hmilsquad x reader but like there’s more Alexander stuff. Also, I made it angsty for literally ? no ??  reason?? ? what is wrong??? with me? ??
Y/N: Your Name

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Game night with your boyfriends had always been what you would call… exuberant. As much as you loved them all, and they all loved you, it was undeniable, that when it came to video games, you and Alexander were a force to be reckoned with you were passive aggressive, Alex would troll, you would know all the cheats and shortcuts and Alex just got angry whether he was winning or not. The number of games your other boyfriends, Hercules, John and Lafayette you banned you from from playing was reaching ridiculous. Overwatch, Dead by Daylight, WoW, Mario Party, Guild Wars 1 & 2 all variations of Diablo and DOTA and League and so on, and so on. And now, it was yours and Alex’s turn to choose the game, much to the dislike of the others. You just hoped that this game would be fun for you all, and would actually work.

Shockingly, Mario Kart didn’t work. In fact, you were sure this was the worst idea Alexander had ever had. And things were just getting better.

“Stop knocking me off, you fuck!” You yelled as Alexander, yet again, knocked you off of the track, causing you to respawn behind the others. He simply giggled as you narrowed your eyes at him and, before you could react, grabbing a pillow and whacking it into your face, making you drop your controller and fall backwards into John.

“Y/N! Come on!” He yelled pushing you off him, as you picked up your controller. You gave him a glare, not pleased that you were the one being yelled at.
“He’s the asshole here!” You exclaimed, giving Alex an almighty shove. He scowled and shoved back, and in seconds you two were slap fighting each other like children, much to your other boyfriends disapproval. The fight carried on another good 40 seconds until Lafayette snapped.

“Alright, out! Both of you!” He yelled as he stood up, a scowl on his face, picking up your pillows and blankets and throwing them out the door. You looked at him like a kicked puppy, and Alex was much the same.
“What are you doing?” You asked as the controller was ripped from your hands. Lafayette didn’t answer, taking Alexanders controller as well and shooing you out of the room.
“It’s my turn to play and your turn to cool off. Out there, all night.” He said, curling up to Hercules and taking over Bowser for you. You and Alex stood in the doorway, looking at each other in shock.

“I bet you at Mario Kart and now you’re banishing me to the couch?” He asked, indignance in his tone. You side eyed him, and sighed as Hercules spoke up. That was what he was thinking about right now? Winning?

“No. We’re banishing you both to the couch for the night because you need to calm down and stop acting so damn competitive.” He looked reluctant about the choice, but stood by Lafayette’s decision. You and Alex turned to John, staring at him pleadingly, but he simply shook his head.
“They’re right you guys,” He sighed, standing up he walked to the door and placed a hand on the handle. “I’ll see you in the morning.” He gave you two a small smile and closed the door, leaving you an Alex staring at the shut door, dumbfounded. You bit your lip, maybe you two had gone too far this time.

“Fine! Have fun in there! Because we’ll be having fun in here!” Shouted Alex, who turned to you and took your hand, staring into your eyes, obviously looking hurt. You sighed and leaned up, pressing a kiss to his cheek.
“Let’s go cuddle on the couch.” You said gently, leading him through the living-room with your duvets and pillows in hand, you sat him down, curing into his side and wrapping the blankets around you. As Alex rested his head on yours, your mind went back to Lafayette’s face and how angry he seemed. And how disappointing Herc and John looked. You swallowed, your throat and lips felt dry and your eyes stung.

“… You don’t think they’re sick of us, do you?” Your voice was quiet and shaky, so different to his you had been before. You felt a hand cup your face and looked up at Alex.
“No, they love us.” He said, his sentence wavered in the middle, despite how firm he tried to sound. You felt your stomach flip, thinking about it.

You were the last to join the boys, back when you were all friends. First it was Alexander and John dating, then Herc and then Laf. The relationship didn’t open up to you until a few months after. It was hard at first, for the boys to adjust. But they were the ones that asked you to join, so you had always assumed that they did indeed love you. Of course it was entirely possible that they found you not to be the person they thought during the relationship, and no longer wanted anything to do with you.

You shifted a bit, uncomfortable. The thought sliced your heart in half. You loved them all so, so dearly. And while it’s true that some people change when they’re in relationships, it was for the better, right? You had opened up more to them, so why did they seem to be pushing away?

“They love you.” You mumbled, the words feeling empty and heavy at the same time, a meaningless weight, just like you were to your boyfriends. You lowered your gaze, feeling tears begin to run down your cheeks. You felt Alexanders arms slide around your waist, pulling you as close to him as possible.
“They love you just as much as I do.” He said firmly as you looked up. You tried to find solace in his declaration, so gentle and sure, but it was difficult. You breathed in, hiccuping a bit, tears flowing freely down your face.

“And how much do you love me then?” You choked out as he pressed a kiss to your temple, brushing some of your hair aside.
“So much it hurts. I love you more than you could even imagine, to the ends of the universe and even farther than that.” He murmured, putting his eloquence with words to use as he rocked you back and forth gently as you clung to him like a shipwrecked man would to a piece of flotsam. His soft words sounded so sincere, and you found yourself unable to believe such affection could or should be shown to you.

“But I a-annoy you all. I’m too loud, I-I-” He pressed a kiss to your lips, grinning a bit.
“I could say the same thing about myself. I can’t speak for the others, and even if I could I wouldn’t want to, but I know my feelings. I know that I’ve loved you for a very long time, that you were painfully oblivious to my attempts to woo you at first.” You let out a watery laugh at the last bit, Alex smiling at the joy on your face.

“I love you, and I’ll stay by your side for as long as you’ll let me.” You gave him a look, smile dropping a bit.
“Alexander, the others-” He shook his head and cut you off.
“No. I love you, and whatever happens I’ll never let you be alone. You’re too alike to me. I need someone who understands me, someone who can match my fire. I love John and Herc and Laf and they all love us both dearly. Even if sometimes it doesn’t feel like it. You just need to trust me, ok?” You sighed and leaned into him, resting your face in the crook of his neck.
“Ok.” You promised as a door opened, light seeping into the room. You hid your face further into Alexander, not wanting anyone else to see you in such a state. The soft footsteps made their way towards you two, stopping by the armrest of the couch.

“Hey, uh… Are you guys ok? We were packing up the snes when we… heard…” John trailed off as you turned you tear stained face towards him. His eyes widened and his mouth dropped open a bit, guilt painted across his features. Alex reached out and took his hand, as Herc and Laf came through. He turned his head towards the two and beckoned them over, pulling you tighter and safer in his arms.
“Guys…” He began, looking to you. You gave him a confirming nod, not making eye contact with the others.
“We… really need to talk.”

I just???? Alec Lightwood is such a wonderful human being???? 

like, it’s actually beyond description how deep my love for him is. i feel like he’s so underappreciated and underestimated sometimes and that. just. it’s not okay to me. he would literally destroy himself to make sure that his family comes out safe and well. he had to wait for yeARS to feel okay enough actually think “screw all of this” and go against the rules, both in how he helped luke and how, ultimately, he helped himself with the wedding. and does anybody really honestly know how vulnerable he is?? because he’s the oldest and should be the strongest, mentally, at least. my poor baby doesn’t think he has a right to be happy sometimes, because the damn clave is more important. fuck. fucking hell. alexander lightwood. i love him. he’s wonderful. give him all the happiness in every single universe for all of infinity. 

Warmth - A Scorbus Fanfic

OK wow, so this happened. I wrote a Scorbus fic! This was my Secret Santa gift to @i-can-write-i-swear and it is actually the first EVER fanfic I’ve written. I literally had SO MUCH FUN writing though, I know I’m going to do more.

If anyone reads this and feels like leaving some feedback, I would be so incredibly grateful. I welcome compliments and constructive criticism, I really want to learn how to improve my writing, so any comments anyone has will help me.

Thank you so much everyone, you’re all fantastic and I hope you all have a great Christmas season, and that we can all welcome 2017 with open arms!


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“You’d rather be crushed by a tidal wave of students than endure the horror of a girl flirting with you? You do know it’s generally considered good if a girl finds you worthy of her flirting?”

Scorpius ducked his head in shame as they reached the doorway to the 5th year dormitories and entered. “Yes, I guess, I don’t know. I just know it makes me uncomfortable.”

Albus let out a small noise that may have indicated annoyance or irritation as both boys crossed to their trunks and began to remove the required items for their trip into Hogsmeade. After a pause, Albus briskly asked, “Do you like her?”

Scorpius noticed that Albus wasn’t looking at him. Instead he appeared to be determinedly searching for something, although it appeared as though everything he needed was already on his bed…

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Since Fujimaki won’t give us GOM siblings, I’ve taken it upon myself to yolo/headcanon them. Here’s the first set with the precious son!! He has four older siblings, he’s literally the baby of his family cAN YOU BELIEVE.

His parents must have moolah bc - just consider it for a moment. Their kids would grow out of their clothes every few months growing up, all their furniture/maybe even their house itself needs to be custom made, etc.

((also the 17 age was with extra game in mind but then I drew his hair like the main series uh… yolo?))

Dress Up in You - Chaper Six

AN: The slow burn finally burned faster! This chapter is a little longer than previous ones, but I promise you that literally half of the wordcount is sex, so it’s 100% worth the wait in my humble opinion. Comments here or at @artificial-eve are like little Christmas gifts to me tbh. If you want to catch up, check my tag!

Warnings: The usual smoking and swearing, some drinking, STEAMY LESBIAN SEX (finally).

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A Bunch of Dialogue Prompts
  • “Did you actually just try to banish me?”
  • “I love people who are passive-aggressive. They’re just the best.”
  • “She knew all along, right?”
  • “There’s a surprise waiting for you back home.”
  • “Leave now or I’ll do it.”
  • “Your father would be so proud.”
  • “I literally cannot believe you did that.”
  • “She always made me feel like I was never good enough.”
  • “They say that mother knows best… Oh, the irony.”
  • “Never scare me like that again.”
  • “People always go on about the afterlife. But, like, what about the before-life?”
  • “Oh, God, he’s flirting with her again, be right back.”
  • “I swear to you, this is exactly how I found him!”
  • “He knows a lot of random facts about lions, for some reason.”
  • “No thanks, I don’t want to get arrested for the second time today.”
  • “It was the best of times, it was the shittiest of times.”
  • “Dear diary, today was the day I fell in love with a man from another world.”
  • “The first time I met her, she was hiding behind the sofa.”
  • “There are no winners. Only survivors.”
  • “You don’t understand, that necklace meant a lot to me.”
  • “I once punched a shark in the face.”
  • “Emotions suck.”
  • “So typical of you. Ruining my birthday one little lie at a time.”
  • “You go on and on about we’re not kids anymore but tell me why I just signed for a bouncy castle package in your name.”
  • “My ninth life was the worst one.”
  • “I don’t remember anything about you.”
  • “That was the last time I ever saw him naked.”
  • “Uhh… Has nobody else noticed that all these people are translucent?”