I should actually be doing homework

                              stammi vicino, non te ne andare


aka i should be doing my actual art homework not doing victuuri fanart: a memoir

but i finally got around to testing out a gouache set i got for christmas! still much to learn.. but this was relaxing and a lot of fun!

these mini paintings are up in my etsy shop! i am also available for commissions! all ya gotta do is shoot me an ask.

  • english teacher: your homework for valentine's day is to write a love letter. it can be from anyone to anyone
  • me: dear evan hansen, we've been way too out of touch. things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much. but i should tell you that i think of you each night…i rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.
internet friend!donghyuk

this is for u @cryinggoutloud luv u bab

i should be doing homework lmaO NOPE


- okok so

- u and dongyuck r internet besties

- yAll met bc yaLL were in a gc together w a bunch of other ppl

- “eYO BITCHES WASSUP ITS YA BOI”

- “weirdo”

- “eXCUSE ME?!?!??@ IM NNOT A WEIDO FAK U”

- ‘wow sassy ass bitch”

- “SASSY ASS BITCHA HSHSHSH”

- “if y'all gonna b like this just create a private chat” - everyone else

- so ya did

- “hey biHHH’

- “ew wait i didn’t think you would actually-”

- start of a wonderful friendship

- y'all video chatted the minute you got home from school to the minute you went to bed

- yOU GUSY ATE DINNER TOGETHER IT WAS SO CUTE

- you guys always texted each other

- lmao u get in trouble a lot 

- “dINGDONGHYUCK I GOT MY PHONE TAEKN AWAY AGAIN FCHUDH”

- “ahKHSHAKHK”

- you guys roast each other a lot FUCKSKSKSK

- somewhere in between all the roasting n shit, you guys actually started to like each other 

- like - like like each other ya feel??

- you guys didn’t tell each other though lmao

- it was a secret for a very long time

- omG STORY TIME

- SO YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YALL FTING

- AND LIKE

- “uhhh who’s this?”

- ‘its- uh-”

- “im her dada nice to meet u ;))))))”

- yOU WERE BANNED FOR A MONTH FROM YOUR PHONE 

- when u got it again you see you have

- 14789 new texts messages, 653 calls, and 355 facetimes

- lmAO JESUS

- he rly missed u ok ;(

- anYWAY

- whEN YOU GUYS FTED AGAIN YOU CHOKED ON UR SPIT

- cause hyuk is,,,so,,,good,,,looking 

- aND yOU aLMOsT foRGot abOUT hiS bEAuty

- tbh y'all were blushing and stuttering???

- youve never done that before?

- super awkward?

- loL 

- once u guys were having a ft sleepover and u fell asleep first

- so he was just staring at u

- cause you were so beautiful?

- he would’ve stayed up all night and watched u sleep (lol creep) if it wasn’t for the fact that he was super tired like he’s not usually this tired bUT

- you woke up first and

- “is this what it would be like to date him? if so sign me the fuCc up”

- hONESTLY HE LOOKED SO ETHERAL

- FUCJDJDJDJ 

- moving on lol

- sO FOR A SUPRISE HE GOT TICKETS TO GO VISIT YOU FOR 3 MONTHS

- AND HE TOLD U OVER FT

- “guess what”

- “wha ugli”

- “w0w ok i guess u don’t want 2 know”

- “nO I DODODODO”

- “OK,,,,,so,,,,,i got tickets to visit u!”

- cue u screaming and yodelling @ the same time

- YALL WERE SO EXCITED CHUDIDIJIDJ YOU GUYS PLANNED SO MUHC LIKE BIKING, SHOPPING, SWIMMING, HSJSKJSKJ EVERYTHING

- you guys started counting down the days omg it was so exciting hahsjhsjhsjhs

- “4 daYZ!!!”

- u couldn’t keep yo shit together omg 

- anYWAY WHEN YALL MET

- ITS LIKE WHEN THOSE COULES WHO HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER IIN A LONG TIME MEET

- like u were waiting and bAm!!! thErE hE iS!! 

- u squealed and like ran up to him

- he like dropped his stuff and engulfed u in a hug

- hE SMELT SO GOOD HWUHSJK

- everyone around y'all were cooing

- tbh u were cooing

- n like u pull apart and he just???pecks??your???lips??

- your faces were so red omgomgomgomg 

- so like u guys were pretty much a couple

- so while u were touring him around u guys would hold hands n be all mushy and he would be so sweet like giving you gifts

- u liked him so much but ugh he would have to leave soon :(

- time skip to the day he was leaving

- like both of y'all were crying

- and clinging to each other

- it!was!so!sad

- but he said he would visit again sOOn when he finished school

- yALL DONT EVEN KNOW

- anyway imma end it here cause i don’t have any other ideas

- but donghyuk loves u and y'all will work thru long distance relationships just fine


SORRY THIS SUCKED LMAO DDJKDJKDJKD I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK TO THE MAX

ILY

- EMMA

The Outsiders Conversations (based on actual conversations I've heard at school)

Ponyboy: I spent an hour on my hair this morning and now it’s messed up!
Johnny: …. Because you slept on the bus..
Ponyboy: Yeah but I used aquanet so it should’ve been fine, I thought

-

Steve: Wanna fight bro?
Sodapop: Do what?
Steve: Ya wanna fight.. bro?
Sodapop: I beg your pardon?
Steve: I’M ASKING FOR YOU TO FUCKING FIGHT ME
Sodapop: I’m doing my algebra homework. We can in Spanish next period
Steve: Alright lit

-

Dallas: Why the fuck are the peanut butter cookies 3 quarters but the chocolate chip ones are 2? They’re both the same size!
Two-Bit: Ain’t that called discrimination?

-

Darry: Homie what the matter?
Sodapop: that girl I was talking to bro
Darry: what about her?
Sodapop: she got someone on the side
Darry: shit fam
Sodapop: yeah she got a girlfriend
Darry: bro

{TWO OF THESE WERE MY CONVERSATIONS LMAO OOPS IF U CAN GUESS WHICH ONES I WILL GIVE U A MILLION DOLLARS}

With as many kids as Bruce has adopted it’s highly possible that the media has made at least one reference to it, probably something along the lines of: “Bruce Wayne buys houses like he adopts children.”

Contrary to how his family feels (they think it’s hilarious) Bruce actually likes it. The first time he uses the phrase in reference to himself his family is Horrified (and in Damian’s case Offended). “I’ve been buying shares of Apple like I adopt kids.”

They all assumed it was a fluke, a slip of the tongue, until it happened again. Tim and Damian had been fighting and ended up ruining a set of Batarangs. Bruce sighed making a note to replace the set mumbling “I collect these like I collect kids.”

The line stopped Tim mid swing at Damian, both turning to stare slack jawed at Bruce.

“Father, I’m not sure you’re aware of what you’ve said.”

“What’s the matter with what I said?”

It gets to be a habit, and no one can figure out why he likes it. Has he become aware of his habit? Is he some how purposefully making fun of himself? Jason swears it’s to remind himself not to adopt any more children. At last they all corner him in his office, Bruce looking confused from his desk as his children march in one by one.

“Why?” is how Tim starts it.

“Why?” Bruce frowns.

“Adoption. Why do you keep making the joke?” Cassandra clarifies.

Dick adds, “You’re not embarrassed of us are you?”

If their question surprised him it doesn’t show as Bruce sits silent at his desk, watching his children for a moment. “It reminds me of how proud I am of each of you.” He let his gaze rest on each of his children, pausing a beat longer on Damian to remind his son that yes he meant him too.

After that it wasn’t rare to hear the Wayne kids making a joke about their father’s adoption skills.

the little study/organization guide for lazy students

I decided to write this post for those people who don’t have that much motivation to study all day. Even though you’re not that motivated, here you’ll find a minimun of things you can do every day/week/month/trimester/semester that will help you keep organized!

So, the least you should do…

EVERY DAY

  • Do your homework!

I don’t think that’s a secret, but doing your homework helps you knowing if you understood the subject or not, and it’s also a way of revising what you did in class.

  • Clean your workspace!

Even if you don’t have a lot to organize. A clean workspace often makes you feel more at ease, and this way you can actually find your things.

  • Organize your notes!

You should organize every note you took on class when you arrive at home, so later, when you need them to revise, they’ll already be there. Usually I take notes in messily because my teachers speak so fast, so when I arrive at home I rewrite them so I can understand easily later on when I need them.

EVERY WEEK

  • Organize your binders/folders!

Throw away papers you don’t need anymore and add important ones you’ve placed somewhere else. It’ll help you keep organized!

  • Revise!

You can do this twice a week as well, if you feel you need it. Even if you’re not studying for any kind of exam, once a week you should choose a subject and do a big revision: study the most recent arguments making flashcards, summaries, quizzes or any other technique you usually use when you study.

EVERY MONTH

  • Buy new pens/pencils!

Of course, only if you need it. Usually I need more black/blue pens and pencils, but it’s all up to you.

  • Update your calendar!

Write the new important dates: exams, appointments, goals…

EVERY SEMESTER/TRIMESTER

  • New stationery!

When there’s a new semester or trimester I need to buy a few things so I don’t need to ask people to borrow everything once school starts again. Most people need new notebooks for subjects like maths and physics, which make the notebooks end faster.

  • Do a big revision!

Revise every subject so you can remember all the things your forgot while on vacation! Usually I only do this with chemistry, physics and maths but again, it’s up to you!

+ bonus tip:

  • Buy a planner!

That is, if you don’t have one. A planner helps you knowing the work you need to get done for a certain day and it’s where you’ll write important dates.

xx

I hope this post can help! Please tell me if there’s anything you find important that I didn’t write so I can add it :)

Oh, Baby, Baby (5)

i would’ve said this was a peter fic in the title if i wanted it to look bad, instead, it’s here. (Masterlist)

warnings: homework and bullying


“Two more days.” You promise yourself, staring at the homework scattered before you. All you took were four measly classes for the day and suddenly there’s a backlog. Maybe you should’ve played down everything Peter had taught you, then maybe you’d actually know what this work was.

Picking up your mobile, a gift from Bruce using Tonys tech, you tap out a message to Peter. Dropping the rubber coated device, you tap your pencil against the pages. Does any of it make sense?

Snatching your phone up the second it buzzes, you grimace at the message.

Spider Parker: I’m at Gwens doing the hw, sry, mby can stop by after?

Me: No, it’s fine.

You sigh, noticing the crawl of blue crackles over your knuckles, little veins of electricity.

Me: Please help me w hw

Dropping the device once more, you push the page before you away and grab another, answering the questions you can.

“What do you need help with?” Bruce asks, seating himself across from you and looking over your pages. “This is very remedial. I could be teaching you better than this.”

“Please do.” You beg, your hand catching his and holding it tightly. He laughs softly, smiling at your desperate expression before setting down the pages.

“Did you know that there have been studies that disprove homework’s usefulness as a learning technique.” He hums, staring at the pages before nodding to himself. “Don’t do this, I’ll have something for you by morning and be sure to take it to the principal before any of your classes, okay?”

“Yes, definitely.” You chirp, beaming at him as he pushes to his feet and adjusts his glasses.

Bruce pauses, eyeing you. “I’ll have to run this by Thor first, he gets final say.”

“Definitely, of course.” You beam, clapping happily and throwing the pages into a pile.


“Is this what you wish?” Thor asks, holding up the letter Bruce had handed to you just ten minutes earlier.

“It’s ingenious.” Loki beams and you elbow him playfully, grinning up at Thor.

“Definitely. I’ll learn much more, faster, and it’ll give me more time for other activities like… Learning the history of Asgard?” You mumble, playing at shy and twisting your fingers, ready as Thor gapes and cheers, picking you up into a giant hug.

“Of course! How I could have forgotten just how much you need to know of our home.” He laughs, punching Lokis shoulder and beaming when his brother doesn’t even sway. “To school!”

“Yuck.” You mutter, smiling at Lokis smirk.


“This isn’t really our regular policy, but due to your already irregular lifestyle, I should begin to expect this from you, shouldn’t I?” The Principal, Mr Nathan, smiles nervously and you nod, beaming.

“So you approve it?” You ask hurriedly, worry fogging your brain and the man across the desk nods easily.

“Definitely. You’ll be dropped from the Science and Mathematics rosters and you’ll complete your necessary course load with Mr Banner. You’ll now have free periods to do with as you wish.” He explains, signing the note beside Bruces and handing it back. “Get Emilia to photo copy that one for our records and then off to class with you. You’ll get an updated timetable by the end of the week- stay in your classes until you get that new timetable, okay?”

“Got it and got it.” You nod, gathering your things and standing. “Thank you, sir.”

“You’re quite welcome.” He smiles, gesturing to the door and you skitter out it, handing the pages over to the lady who must be Emilia. Turning, you blink when you spot Peter seated on one of the chairs sporting a black eye and another boy beside him. Electrcity crackles over your knuckles before you can say what and Peters face fills with worry.

“I’m fine, Y/N.” He promises and you swallow roughly, taking the paper being handed to you and crossing to kneel before him. A soft snicker sounds a few chairs down and rage burns through you, your eyes glowing and your hair fluttering. “Hey.”

Fingers brush your shoulder and you blink hard, shaking your head and returning your gaze to the battered Peter.

“What happened?”

“This kid was getting beat up on and I stepped in, it’s fine.” He sighs, expression worn and you’re filled with a feeling of inadequacy. There’s nothing you can do to make it better. You can’t make him happy or heal him or get him out of trouble. “You should go to class.”

“But-” You mumble, your fingertips on his knees and his chin falls to his chest.

“It’s really fine.” He promises softly and your inadequacy turns to rage. Rising, you set a claiming hand on Peters shoulder, staring at the blonde boy who looks unscathed and smug.

“If I ever see or hear that you’ve laid hands on another human being in any form but peaceful, I will hunt you.” You promise, feeling the solid blue glow in your eyes and the way your hair lifts. “And be sure to tell any filthy bully friends of yours that if I hear someone is hurting anyone else in this school, the hunt is on. I won’t tolerate violence here.”

He laughs softly, nervous and full of false bravado. You let him have it, it doesn’t matter. He needs the security it provides.

“I won’t ask if you understand, I don’t care. Anyone breaks the rule, I’ll hear about it.”


“Pretty ambitious. Claiming you’re going to end all fighting in the school.” Gwen laughs, false and sugar sweet.

“It’s not, really. Every group needs a leader, most often the strongest of the group takes charge. I am the strongest, obviously, even without using my powers. People will rally to and accept this leadership.” You shrug, nibbling on a bit of the undercooked pasta.

“But-”

“Y/N!” A small girl gasps, skidding to a stop beside the table and you turn to her instantly, ignoring Gwen and Peters presence.

“Hi, what’s your name?”

“There’s no time! There’s a fight, in the courtyard!” She gasps and you nod, shrugging and rising. The girl pants, but waves you after her and sets out at a light jog. Grumbling softly, you follow after at the same speed, slowing to a walk once the fight is in sight. Inhaling, you wave a hand to the sky, shivering happily as thunder booms above and the courtyard silences for half a beat. You can see the blonde boy, near the center of the group, looking around. When he spots you, he blanches, backing into the crowd and you smile maliciously.

“Stop fighting.” You order, shoving through the crowd and stepping between the two of them, electricity fluttering on your skin.

“Woah!” One of the boys shouts, both of them skidding backwards and stumbling away from you.

“Stop fighting.” You repeat, pointlessly, and the crowd quiets. “If there are problems, bring them to me. No more fighting.”

Without another word, you meet both the boys eyes individually and turn on your heel. Your lunch is still in the cafeteria.


another 1

               - ̗̀  Preparing a Schedule before Exams ̖́-

1. Draw up a study timetable and block in all activities, work, lectures, and any household or other responsibilities you may have. Include meal times and travel time. Be realistic. This should be an actual timetable, which is possible, not some ideal that can never be achieved. Make enough copies to cover all the weeks leading up to exams or assessment.

2. Work out your most effective study times. When do you study best? Morning, afternoon or evening? Personally, I study best in the evenings and at night so I try to finish all my chores and homework before the night kicks in so that I can study in the night without worries.

3. Consider: Which subjects need the most study and revision? Estimate how many hours you think you need for each subject and try to match this with the hours available in your weekly planner.

4. Block in some study times, preferably 2-4 hours at a time, with 5-10 minutes’ break every 40-50 minutes.

5. Start at exam periods or due dates for assignments and work backwards, blocking in more study time in the relevant subject closer to the exam/due date. Make sure that you prepare for each exam over several days and don’t fill up the last few days too heavily. Also put in any events which may affect your study times, such as birthdays, social events and work functions.

6. You may want to plan in detail for each study session. Write down which lecture/topic/text you will be researching/ reviewing. This way, you can ensure that you will cover all the required information in the times you have allocated. Consider: What do I want to achieve in this session? (Example: summary/ notes / list of definitions/ language exercise/ essay plan/ list of resources/ timeline). Where will I need to study? Do I need access to a computer/ the internet/ the library?

7. If you have some smaller amounts of time available for study, consider how they could be used: skim reading an article, proofing a draft, sorting a bibliography, organizing reference cards, etc. Travel time on public transport can also be used for reading.

What after that? Start using your study timetable! See how well it works. What did you leave out? It can be changed as you go, but do this consciously: look at what is not working, which areas you need more time in and change the timetable. This is much better than just throwing the timetable away. Then you can be sure that you will still cover all the material you need to. I know you’ll rock those exams!

Hope this helped you out. You can always send me requests for masterposts since my ask box is always open! :’)

- Taylor xx

My attempt at a galaxy! Please excuse my wreck of nails… clearly I am a violist…

I’m actually really happy with how this turned out! It took me several toothpicks, an hour of time I should have been doing homework, and lots of nail polish remover.

I used at least 3 colors per nail and I tried to not reuse colors (yes, I own an unhealthy amount of nail polish) so I’m not going to bore you with the colors used. That could take years.

Have a great day!

xo, @not-the-nightmares

love all the different colors you put in these!! 🌌 submitted by not-the-nightmares

what happens when doing homework
  • me: listens to music and hums the song (is actually paying attention and doing homework)
  • also me: carrying the banner from newsies comes on and starts singing lyrics and forgets about homework
  • also me: once and for all from newsies comes on and i immediately get focused and starts homework again but is aggressively writhing down answers and rips page
  • also me: doesn't care about homework

can you guys imagine being so straight you actually think the het romance is the one thing the fans of the original show wanted to see in the Power Rangers movie??????

like… imagine thinking fans from all over the world who watched the show during their childhoods–in my, case up to 16 seasons of it–, who loved the fights and the villains and dramatic explosions, all sitting on the edge of their seats to see Kim and Jason kiss???? 

i should be doing homework but i can’t shake this off

harry potter books rated by the amount of dragons
  • sorcerer's stone: norbert. norberta. cute af until she bites ron's hand but lets be real shes still adorable even as she's setting fire to everything in her wake. 12/10
  • chamber of secrets: disappointing lack of dragons. -1/10
  • prisoner of azkaban: brief mentions of charlie and his dragons, but no actual dragons. 1/10
  • goblet of fire: The Best. not only four grown up badass mama dragons but lil mini versions too 100/10 fantastic use of dragons
  • order of the phoenix: there might be a mention of charlie and his dragons. gotta wonder what harry's mini hungarian horntail is up to. 2/10
  • half-blood prince: still no dragons. it's a very dark time. 0/10
  • deathly hallows: sad and abused dragon is given a sock! sad and abused dragon is free! and gets to destroy a bank in the process. 20/10 would free again.