I need someone that can keep up with me

anonymous asked:

Kenma has a cat named mayonnaise. Kuroo named her. It was a gift for his birthday. Kuroo got the cat bowls and a bed and a collar that all say, "Mayonnaise☆彡" and Kenma couldn't be bothered to spend money getting new supplies so he kept the stuff. Whenever someone asks Mayonnaises name, Kenma just says her name is May.

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// tbh i can totally see kuroo giving kenma a cat for some reason, and the cat would most likely resemble one of them! this is so cute asdfghjkl; ♥

( more headcanons under the cut ! )

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Profound Sentence Meme
  • "People care about you, too, you know."
  • "What, and it's alright for you to save us, but never the other way around? Why not?"
  • "Don't you know how much you're loved?"
  • "You're trying to get yourself killed! Ever since it happened, you've been trying!"
  • "It's like you have a death wish."
  • "You're addicted to the adrenaline and sooner or later it will get someone killed. You, probably."
  • "What happened to you? Why are you like this?"
  • "This ISN'T okay."
  • "You can't keep treating yourself like this."
  • "I hear you crying sometimes, when you think nobody is listening."
  • "Do you know how sad you look sometimes?"
  • "What are you hiding from me? Just TELL me!"
  • "Something is eating you up from the inside. Something happened, or you've done something, or someone left. You need to share. Otherwise you're never going to feel okay again."
  • "Why are you like this?"
  • "Since when was doing THIS okay?"
  • "It's okay to talk to people."
  • "I'm not fragile, I'm not going to break if you talk to me about it. I'll listen and I'll care. That's it. I promise."
  • "You can't run away from this."
  • "I'm not going to leave you the moment you do something I disagree with."
  • "You're not secretly an irredeemably awful person!"
  • "What's going on with you?"

Sometimes I realize that if I wanted to scream as loudly as possible to get off some steam, I’d have to find a totally isolated place not to alarm people or seem crazy. And then I realize that there’s no truly isolated places anywhere easily reachable. And then I want to scream even more.

how long do you think it takes someone to recognize a soulmate? two hours? three? when I was sitting in that train station, did you know I never thought once that you might not show up? did you know you’re the reason gin keeps sneaking into my poetry? and how come we both need to write poetry to feel clean? and can we visit GOMA again so I can view you next to the art? and is it too much for me to book a plane ticket just because you’re sad? is it enough? should I be doing more on the bad days? what good intentions don’t get swallowed up by distance? do you remember when I wrote all those poems for a man in California, while you loved a man in California?  how I watched the girl I loved get married and two years later, you did the same thing? how we’re always just out of sync with each other? one move off or three steps behind? do you really think it’s true, about the stars and how I found you? did you know I’d snuff them out if I could? if it meant there’d be nothing star-crossed about this? tell me again how long you think it takes someone to recognize a soulmate? one night? two? the amount of time it takes you to buy sugar and run home to put the kettle on?
the zodiacs as things cumslutscootaloo says


Taurus: Salutations! I’m Drake, and I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. 

Gemini:  So now what you’re trying to problemate me for this?

Cancer:  It’s you guys who need to chill all I want to do is reblog cute shit, but nooo I can’t even look at anything I like without someone attacking me for it.

Leo:  Try not to cut yourself on the edge.

Virgo:  I don’t find her personality particularly childish? Like she has a playful quality I guess, but then so do most ponies. I don’t know though, I guess I like how bold and brash she is, and her determination is also really sweet.

Libra: Argument invalid.

Scorpio:  Why do you idiots keep making stuff up.

Sagittarius: I’m not straight, I’m sapiosexual. Nice try.

Capricorn:  Anti-SJW, Anti Bullshit, Pro-Confederate, White Pride, Anti- Gun Control. Steven Universe and MLP Fan.

Aquarius:  Go harass those people instead of me, or are you just doing it because I’m a man?

Pisces:  I’m afraid your comment was irrelevant and unnecessary.

My main goal is to stay alive. To keep fooling myself into hanging around. To keep getting up every day. Right now I live without inspiration. I go day to day and do the work because it’s all I know. I know that if I keep moving I stand a chance. I must keep myself going until I find a reason to live. I need one so bad. On the other hand maybe I don’t. Maybe it’s all bullshit. Nothing I knew from my old life can help me here. Most of the things that I believed turned out to be useless. Appendages from someone else’s life.

Everything I have I would give to not know what I know. To not feel emptiness as my constant companion. To not look into this room and be reminded why I’m in it. I’m not getting enough air. The room feels so small all of a sudden. It’s pathetic to be this lonely and know it. To keep breathing. To be silent and alone. And to know.

—  Henry Rollins, Roomanitarian
  • my doctor: okay so why do you want weight loss surgery?
  • fake reason: you know i really just wanna get healthier, i want to have more energy so when i have kids i can keep up with them. also diabetes and hypertension run in my family so i wanna protect myself from getting that.
  • real reason: Because I'm trynna get chose by Drake and I need this stomach flat and this ass fat so I can be the future mother of his children. Drake needs someone physically and mentally fit to keep up with his witty personality and fast lifestyle. Plus it will bring me closer to Beyoncé...
I need someone who can keep up with me. I want someone aggressive who pushes me to my breaking point where I just wanna scream. Someone who will tell me I’m not always right, and that sometimes I have to apologize for what I did wrong. I need someone who’s gonna set me straight because no one has ever cared enough about me to try.

[Photo description : a chart, going from 0 at the bottom in blue, through green and amber stages as numbers increase, to red at 10 at the top.
‘10- Unable to move - I am in bed and can’t move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the Emergency Room to get help with my pain.
'9- Severe - My pain is all I can think about. I can barely talk or move because of the pain.’
'8- Intense - My pain is so severe that it is hard to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.’
'7 - Unmanageable - I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.’
'6 - Distressing - I think about the pain all the time. I give up many activities because of the pain.’
'5 - Distracting - I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day becauseof the pain.’
'4 - Moderate - I am continually aware of my pain but I can continue most activities.’
'3- Uncomfortable - My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.’
'2- Mild - I have a low level of pain, I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.’
'1- Minimal - My pain is hardly noticeable.’
'0- No pain - I have no pain.’ ]

Disability ninja photo challenge, day 9: your pain level.

On the pain scale above, I usually rate around 7 at all times with stabs to 8 or 9. During a migraine it tends to be a solid 9, and right now (quarter to 1 in the morning on Wednesday) I’m at a solid 8 with pulses of 9, as I have fainted once and fallen while trying to get up once today, so have extra pain on top of the usual.

I have experienced 10 a few times, most recently for a gynaecological problem that landed me in Accident & Emergency, and for the injections of local anaesthetic for my nail avulsion operation.

What's really discussed at the team meetings:
  • 17: *gathered for the before bed team meeting*
  • S.Coups: Okay so who's gonna fuck up the fandom next?
  • Jeonghan: Not me, they're still recovering from my beatboxing
  • Jisoo: Not me either, they're all still dead since I told them I listen to 'Sexy Can I?' and from my bboying
  • S.Coups: It's got to be someone they won't expect, if we keep shocking them with the cinnamon rolls of the groups they'll sense our next move...We need someone...someone who's the opposite of a cinnamon roll...
  • 17: *all turn to look at Woozi*
  • Woozi:
  • 17:
  • Woozi: Fine, I'll fuck them up with my pushup skills

Over the past year I’ve been figuring out my sexuality. I’ve told a handful of people about it and was finally ready to try to come out to a few friends and maybe even family members. Then Orlando happened and I think I retreated back into the closet so fast I slammed the door on my fingers. I’m scared and angry and sad. But then through all those emotions I saw Mara Wilson come out and I thought “If an actress I’ve looked up to my whole life can come out during this horrible time for our community, why can’t I?”

So I want to take a baby step today and come out to you all.

My name is Emily. I am bisexual. I will not let other people’s hatred keep me from being who I am. And I will be here for all of you who need someone.

I wish I had a boyfriend who’s as handsome and would cook delicious meals for me like Jin… Someone as smart as Namjoon whom I can have deep conversations with at like 2:30 in the morning and fall asleep to his deep voice against the receiver…

I need a passionate guy like Yoongi, who’d inspire me to reach for my dreams and would tell me to never give up. A guy who’ll take care of me and would cheer me up so easily the way Hoseok’s mere smile could.

I just really want a guy who’d take pictures of me sleeping, the way Jimin does, because he thinks it’s cute and loves to keep it in his camera roll for when he misses me… or someone like Taehyung who would eat fast food with me and not care if I’m putting on a few pounds along the way; telling me I’m the prettiest even with crumbs on the corner of my mouth.

It would be a bonus if my boyfriend would be cute as hell and talented af the way Jungkook is. Someone really competitive… but would gladly take kisses for rewards. ❤️

Bottom line is: we all just want BTS as our boyfriends.

Right? 😂

Top 30 Larry Fanfics (my personal favorites)

1. Orange Canvas (25k)

Few can handle Louis Tomlinson on the dance floor, much less match him in skill and fervor. Louis has obviously met his soul mate; he just never expected him to be wearing a red snapback and to chew gum like an entitled Mercedes owner.


A spring break (kind of) fake relationship AU. (you know i’m obsessed with frat!harry)

2. Pi Time (16k)

Harry, 20. Less Than 1 Mile Away, Active 1 minute ago. I think when it comes down to it, I’m just looking for someone supportive. That’s all I really need in life. I know this is an app, but we can find people in all the most obscure places ☺ -H.S


Hot, hipster Harry from Tinder is nothing like Louis expected. (aro/ace ziall!!!!!)

3. Keep Our Memories Warm With Me (27k)

Christmas AU in which Harry and Louis broke up three weeks ago. They haven’t told the others, and they’re planning to pretend everything’s fine until after Liam’s big Christmas Party. Which is just enough time to break Harry’s heart all over again… but might also, just maybe, be enough time for Harry to fix everything and win Louis back. (so sad yet so beautiful :<)

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To all my followers from America

I honestly don’t know what to say at the moment, I can’t imagine how some of you must feel, when even I am anxious.

I’d like to keep up hope, that everything will be fine, even if it’s difficult.

Please know, that I’m here for you.

If you need to talk to someone right now, I’m here. Anon is on for you!
I’d like to listen to your worries and try to help you in every way possible for me.
Please try to talk to me. I don’t want you to be alone, when you’re feeling nervous, anxious or you’re afraid, worried or in panic.

I am here for you.

I need someone who can keep up with me. I want someone aggressive who pushes me to my breaking point where I just wanna scream. Someone who will tell me I’m not always right, and that sometimes I have to apologize for what I did wrong. I need someone who’s gonna set me straight because no one has ever cared enough about me to try.
—  Daily Tumblr Love Quotes
  • We’re both allergic to everything being served at this party so we should go have dinner together AU
  • There’s only one bathroom here and we both need to use it but we’re pretty sure we can hear people having sex in there AU
  • We hardly know each other but everyone is being paired up for karaoke and we got put together AU
  • Someone started a game of musical chairs and I’m trying to play, but you’re my (drunk) crush and you keep pulling me into your lap AU
  • I’m the only one at your party who isn’t drunk and you need help cleaning up your house and getting these people home AU
  • You’re the co-worker who I’ve had a crush on for forever and it turns out you are also the stripper who got called to this party AU
  • I had an allergic reaction to something I ate, and you are the hottie who gave me mouth-to-mouth AU
  • Someone spilled their drink on me and you’re the person who gave me their jacket to cover up the stain AU 
For anyone still undecided about doing NaNo 2016

Here are my thoughts:

NaNo is nothing more than an excuse to write. You can write 50k. You can write 5k. If you’re doing it in the name of NaNo, you’re doing it write. That’s the point. To write. So you don’t need to plan out a huge novel right now – you just need to take it step by step and go at your own pace.

Hell, 1,667 words is a lot each day. My average, when I’m in full-on novel mode, is roughly 1,200 a day. Me, someone with 6 books under his belt, averages 400 fewer words per day than NaNo “requires.” You don’t need to sign up to the website to do it, either. You can keep your own track. Yes, maybe “officially” doing it would help keep you in check, but at the same time, it might also garner unwanted stress that will inevitably make you feel guilty if you find you can’t keep up.

Writing is hard work. 1,667 is a feat for anyone to pull off, writers and non-writers alike. Especially when you’re *actually* writing a novel, not just something you’re doing for the hell of it to “say you did the challenge” like I know many people do. But that’s why I go slow when I write. Because I *am* thinking about the book and choosing my words carefully and whatnot. If I didn’t, I’d either bust out a “book” that made no sense at all, or I’d sit there every day staring at a blank screen not knowing what to put.

The point is, writing is up to you. NaNo is a challenge. Something to say, “I wrote 50k+ in a month.” But really, the act of writing and getting out the story YOU want should come first.

It’s like running a marathon. Not everyone can run a marathon. Some people train year-round. But whether you’re running 10 miles a day, or 1 mile, at least you’re running.

You run a marathon for the challenge, not because it’s required of you as a runner. That’s what NaNo is. You officially do it for the challenge, not because you’re required to as a writer.

To everyone who IS doing NaNo this year….GOOD LUCK!!!