Barbara: “If you eat that piece of bacon I swear to god this friendship is over"
Dick: *sneaks up on unsuspecting sibling* *randomly drops and crushes said sibling with all their weight* "HUMPBACK WHALE!!!"
Jason: "Hey come here, I have to tell you a secret. Closer. Little closer.” *sticks tongue in their ear*
Cass: “I’m sorry but I really don’t like you and I want you to stay outside of my house or maybe just be dead and burn in the darkest pits of hell please"
Tim: *loses battery for the remote* "WHY WON’T GOD JUST FREAKING LET ME DIE I THINK I’VE EARNED IT BY NOW"
Stephanie: *accidentally sets fire to counter* "You know, maybe you shouldn’t play with fire anymore” “Yeah, maybe-” *lights match* “-but not today"
Damian: "You know once a kid dared me to stick up the middle finger in kindergarten and I did and the second I did it he called the teacher and she made me sit out recess that day and this is why I have trust issues"
Alfred: *banging pots and pans* "GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS YOU PEASANTS I MADE CUPCAKES AND NEED VALIDATION ON MY BAKING ABILITIES"
Bruce: "hOw DaRe YoU dIsReSpEct mE!!! i aM tHe KiNg Of tHiS LiViNg RoOm!!!"
Jack: “I have seen the evil, misery and pain that Aku has brought upon the world.There are times when I’ve questioned my own moral values, and my purpose, when faced with such horrors. Still, my resolve has not yet wavered, despite having witnessed all these atrocious acts.“
*Cut to Aku, dressed in a pink apron*
Aku: “I HAVE MADE CUPCAKES! AND THEY ARE EVIL! JUST LIKE MEEEEE! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAAAAAA!!!“
I wanna share Nicolai with the world because he’s brilliant.
And also show outfits I have sewn for him. 2 Kurtas, a coat, and Super Nicolai Halloween costume when he was a puppy. And that poor excuse for a bow lmao. I need a bit of work on some of my tailoring but I try 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️