okay so im rewatching the episode where vex shows off her new broom to everyone and whilst keyleth is just like “omg thats super cool”, you can hear talisien mutter “im not sure i approve of the metaphor”
OH MY GOD PERCY SERIOUSLY????
YOUR LOVE INTEREST TOOK OFF ON A BROOM AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS DEMON DICKS??
(just fyi in case you don’t know the old metaphor is that witches riding brooms represented witches riding the devils *ahem* dick)