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Can you believe I stopped in the middle of a serious thing just to draw this bullshit because honestly I can’t



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it’s finally december!!! here are the Solitaire pairs going about their christmassy business

enigmaticelemental  asked:

I feel like AS!Sans teases Red, but he's very kind normally, so it would end up in an awkward silence.

Mm… probably not. They’re both really awkward when it comes to their feelings, so an awkward person trying to tease another awkward person is probably what would trigger the awkward silence instead, so neither of them would try it often lmao.

Imagine telling Jared that you’re pregnant

Requested by Anonymous
Words: 3,666
Triggers/Warnings: Explicit language

I feel my world spinning once again after the millionth time I read the black words printed on the white sheet. I’ve been having morning sickness for a week and have done the blood test three days ago just to confirm what I already knew and still don’t want to believe.

Three days since I’ve done the test and three days with no guts to tell Jared. This wasn’t in my plans for the first years of marriage when he proposed me four years ago or when I’ve said yes at the altar three years ago.

Am I ready to become a mother? Does he want to become a father? I don’t know the answer for it, we never had this conversation, nor when we were dating.

I sigh and save the piece of paper in my nightstand’s drawer, starting to fold the clean clothes again. My mind is all over the place but the task in hands and that’s how I’m living lately, with a billion of questions in my mind, no answer and a little human being growing inside. I already feel love for him or her, but I’m too afraid that his/hers father will think of. Afraid that he’ll leave me.

I hear the front door being shut as I finish putting the clothes in the drawers and I stand, walking out the room.

“Honey?” I hear Jared’s voice coming from the kitchen.

“I’m coming,” I say, following his voice.

I find my husband eating a pear, looking as handsome as always. He turns around when he hear my footsteps and smiles, walking in my direction.

“Hello gorgeous,” Jared gives a peck on my lips. “You look even prettier as days passes by. How’s that possible?” He asks me, smiling.

“It’s your eyes, honey,” I smile at his compliment, forgetting about everything else.

“No, it’s not,” He kisses me and I can taste the pear he was eating. “What’s going on?” Jared asks after the kiss, still smiling. “You look… different.”

His words make me freeze and I suddenly remembers the confirmation of my pregnancy saved on my nightstand. “What you mean?” I cover up, moving to the fridge and taking a juicy jug from it.

“I don’t know,” He says and I can feel his beautiful eyes on me, analyzing. “You look amazing… Your skin is… glowing.” He chuckles of his own words and I smile.

Indeed, my skin looked a hell lot better since I started to have morning sickness and my hair too; something weird about pregnancy.

“Thanks, babe.” I smile at him. “But there’s nothing new,” I say, failing to tell him once again.

“Oh,” Jared says. “I guess I get surprised by your beauty every day.” He wraps his arms around me by my back and I chuckle. “So, you ready to go?” He asks next to my ear.

I laugh. “Wearing this?” I ask and he takes a step back, checking on my clothes.

“What’s wrong with this dress? You look great!” Jared looks back at my face.

“Honey, I’m not going out wearing this,” I laugh, pointing at my outfit. “Neither do you.”

“What’s wrong with my clothes?” He looks at himself now.

“Babe,” I call him, giving a pointed look. “Plus, is too early… I figure out we could have a… bath.” Jared’s eyes go from mine to my hands and my legs when I slid my panties down. “Together.” I throw it at him and turn around, going back to our bedroom.

In seconds, Jared catches up with me and pins me to the hallway wall, making me laugh.

“Easy, cowboy,” I say while he approaches his face to mine.

“You can’t throw your panties at me like that and walk away unharmed.” Jared whispers against my lips, eyes sparkling.

“Hmmm,” I hum, looking at his lips. “Will you do some bad to me?” I ask innocently, staring at his eyes like a little girl.

“Yes, I will. You’ve been a bad girl.” He brushes his lips against mine but doesn’t kiss me, letting me frustrated.

“And we all know that bad girls shall be punished, am I right daddy?” I tease, using the words I know that will drive him insane.

“Ugh! I love you!” He growls before kissing me roughly.

Jared’s hands slide through my body until reaching my thighs, where he holds, pushing me up and making me lock my legs around his waist. I cup his face with my hands and without breaking the kiss, Jared walks towards our room.

Another fact about pregnancy: hormones. The same ones that make you want to cry all day, makes you willing to fuck all the time. And, when you have a husband like Jared, you really wants to fuck ALL the time. Plus, orgasms are really A thing!

After our little adventure on the bed, Jared goes to the bathroom prepare our bath and I stay in bed, pretty satisfied. A glance on my nightstand makes me remember the “secret” I have and my mind starts to wander again. Unconsciously, I lead my hand to my belly and I caress it slowly, staring at the ground and thinking.

“What are you thinking about?” A happy-smiley Jared jumps on me, making me laugh.

I stare at his face and hold it with both hands. “In you, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Every day in the month, every month in the year.” I say.

“Really?” He asks and I nod. “You must get bored.” He says and I laugh again. “C’mon, your bath is ready, milady.”

My husband removes himself from upon me and stands beside the bed, reaching his out for me. I take it and he leads me to the bathroom and I’m greeted with a bathtub filled with bubbles and even candles lit.

“You’re such a romantic,” I say, surprised by the little treatment. “Did I already said that I love you today?” I ask, turning to face him.

“Yes, but you can say again,” Jared smiles at me.

“I love you,” I whisper against his lips, kissing him once again.

“I love you too,” He says back to me. “And this is the least I can do for you, you deserve much much more.” Jared caresses my cheek. “Go on! Get inside.”

The permanent smile comes back to my face and I approach the bathtub, getting inside the warm water with his assistance. I lay alone in the bathtub and close my eyes for a second, enjoying the feeling, but I return to open them, searching for Jared.

“Won’t you get in?” I look up at him standing by my side. “Nevermind, the view is great from here.”

Jared laughs at me and shakes his head. “I’m pretty sure you’d be great as a stripper. Thank God you had a father to convince you otherwise.” He comments. “Make some room for me, babe.” He asks and I sit up, watching him slide to behind me. With a sigh, he pulls me back to rest my back on his chest. “Hmmm… Your boobs look bigger.” Jared comments and wide my eyes. “I like it.” His hand travels my body.

Every time, something he says makes a reference to my pregnancy, my whole body is a constant reminder of what I have to say, but I can’t bring myself to tell. No matter what I do.

Our bath takes less than I wish and I found myself choosing a dress.  I end up choosing a simple black dress and I put it on, leaving the back zipper open, unable to close it on my own. I sit in front of my vanity and start to apply some makeup, glancing at Jared in the closet, singing an old song quietly. I open a smile, loving to hear his sweet voice.

I make a side French braid on my hair and stand, moving back to the closet to choose my shoes. I stare at my own reflection in the full-length mirror while putting earrings on. Jared approaches me slowly, kissing my should and making me smile. Carefully, he zips my dress up and I’m ready to go.

“You look even more stunning,” Jared says, resting his chin on my shoulder.

I stare at our reflection and he rests both hands on my belly and I cover them with my own. “Thanks,” I whisper. “You too; you’re always handsome.”

Jared smiles at my compliment and kisses my cheek. “Ready to go?”

“Uh-huh,” I nod and take my purse.

In the way out, Jared takes a jacket for himself and helps me to dress a cardigan. We walk towards his car and he opens the door for me, as the gentleman he always is. All the way to Shannon’s place, he keeps a hand on my thigh, talking how excited he is about the new music and I keep smiling, happy about him.

When we arrive, it doesn’t take two seconds for Shannon open the door for us, complaining that we don’t need that kind of formality.

“Hi, beautiful sis, how you doing?” He asks, giving me one of his bear hugs.

“A little out of breath,” I whisper while he holds me and he laughs.

“You look beautiful,” Shannon kisses my temple.

“Thanks, handsome.” I wink at him.

“Stop hitting on my wife,” Jared complains and his brother raises both hands.

“She’s all yours. It doesn’t mean I can look.” He shrugs.

I chuckle when Jared gives a step forward to punch his brother and Shannon dodges him. We finally move out from the foyer and greet the others in the small gathering. I smile, sitting on the sofa with all the other women and my eyes go straight to a smiling baby of a friend of Shannon’s.

Of course, that would be a baby there, because, why not?

“Sis, do you want a beer?” Shannon asks me. “Or wine?” He motions to the drink the women are drinking.

He knows very well that I’m more a beer girl, but it doesn’t hurt asking. “No, Shan, I’m fine, thanks.” I decline, remembering my new condition.

I engage a conversation with the girls and, at some point, the baby girl starts crying. Her mother tries to calm her down, but she couldn’t make it, so the baby starts to pass around the arms and everyone is trying to calm her down. The funniest are when Shannon takes the baby and she starts to scream even more.

“Oh, no? Okay,” He holds the baby far from his face, like it was a bomb or something, making everyone around laugh.

“Can I try?” I ask, reaching out my arms.

Shannon nods quickly and walks towards me, handing me the baby. As magic, when I sit her in my lap, looking at me, the baby girl stops crying almost immediately, staring at my face with curiosity. I smile at her and she mimics me, giggling after it.

“What have you done?” My brother-in-law asks me, looking amazed.

“I don’t know,” I shrug, playing with the soft little hand and she giggles again.

“She likes you,” The mother says and I smile wider, holding the baby.

“She’s so cute,” I whisper, adjusting the baby on my lap.

Something tells me to look up and when I do, my eyes quickly finds Jared’s and I can’t read his face, but he smiles at me. I look back at the baby when she holds on my braid, almost like she was trying to get my attention again. In two seconds, Jared is sitting on the armchair’s arm, playing with the baby too.

“I’ve lost my hopes with Tomo and Vicki,” Ivana says, looking at her brother and sister-in-law. “Shannon is a vagabond,”

“Hey!” He protests, making us laugh.

“Just pointing out the facts, man,” She raises both hands in defense and looks back at Jared and me. “So, when will you two have a little Jared?”

I smirk, putting my best poker face on. “I don’t know,” Jared starts and I look up at him. “Now it’s too early, I think it’s better to enjoy some more years of marriage and there are the new album and tour… But we definitely gonna have a little one or mom is gonna kill me.” He laughs and I do too, trying to mask my disappointment.

“You’re boring Jared,” Ivana rolls her eyes. “It’s always work with you.” She complains, making people laugh.

“Not always,” I defend my husband, wiggling my eyebrows.

“I’m actually surprised that she isn’t pregnant already,” Emma says and I laugh nervously. “I know Jared for years, he can’t wait a week, and these two are the most proactive couple I’ve ever seen.”

“Can we stop talking about my sex life?” Jared intervenes, realizing how blushed I am.

Fortunately, the conversation moves to their new album and I can breathe regularly again. The baby girl ends up falling asleep in my arms and her mother puts her down in the stroller. The men decide to move outside and just the women stay in the living room, chatting.

I take a sip of my juice and look at the tray of snacks on the coffee table when Emma takes one of them. Suddenly, my stomach starts to get upset with me and I make a neutral face. “Is this… cheese?” I look at Emma’s face.

“Uh-huh,” She nods, looking at me. “Are you okay?”

“Excuse me,” I whisper.

I stand up quickly and kinda run to the bathroom, emptying up my stomach. I could feel the smell of the cheese and it only made it worse. I turned vegan since I’ve started dating Jared and it wasn’t hard for me because it was a healthier lifestyle, but I’ve despised other people options of food, somehow, the cheese was a bit much for pregnant me.

After cleaning my mouth, I open the door to find all the women waiting for me outside, with worried faces.

“What happened?” Vicki asks.

“Are you okay?” Emma asks. “You turned pale and green.”

“Do you want me to call Jared?” Ivana asks.

“NO! No! I’m fine,” I assure. “I’m alright, it was just…”

“Morning sickness,” The baby girl’s mother says, smiling and all the others look at her. “You pregnant, aren’t you?” 

And all the eyes turn to my face. “It shouldn’t be called morning sickness if you feel it all day…” I mumble, looking down.

“YOU’RE PREGNANT?” Emma shouts and I cover her mouth with my hand quickly.

“Can you not?” I ask, looking around.

“Didn’t you tell him?” Ivana asks.

“He has no clue! Don’t you remember about “enjoy some more years of marriage and work”?” Vicki makes air quotes.

“Why haven’t you told him?” Emma asks, taking my hand off her mouth.

“I was afraid he didn’t want it and I know he doesn’t.” I look back down, upset.

“What? Are you kidding me?” My best friend asks me, taking my hands and look up at her eyes. “Jared will love this news! You know how comfortable he gets with things the way it is and that’s us who has to change it.” She says.

“You think?” I ask and she nods. “Wouldn’t he freak out?”

Vicki chuckles, touching my arm. “My dear, I know Jared for years too. He’d only freak out if you were a groupie or stripper, but you’re his wife!” She guarantees. “He’ll love the news.”

I look around and my eyes land on the baby girl’s mother. “I can’t tell him,” I say and they sigh in unison. “I can’t. I’m not ready.”

“For how long you know?” The woman asks me.

“I’ve been having morning sickness for a week and I’ve done the blood test three days ago,” I answer and she wide her eyes.

“And he didn’t realize it already?”

Ivana rolls her eyes. “You know how men are: he’ll only realize when her belly will be covering the view to his guitars.” She says, making the other girls laugh.

“Honey, tell him, you don’t have anything to lose.” The mother says.

“I do. My husband.” I whisper.

“We already talked about this,” Emma scolds me with a serious expression. “Jared won’t leave you because of it! He’s crazy about you!”

“I’ll tell him when I’m ready,” I say, putting an end on the subject. “Please, don’t say nothing about it.”

“Okay,” They nod in agreement and I let a relief sigh out.

“Fine, let’s go outside and get some air. You look in need.” Emma pulls me with her.

We all walk to the backyard and are greeted by the men with happy exclamations. I smile and approaches Jared, getting a kiss from him. I can feel the taste of the beer he was drinking on his lips and I feel the urge for it, but I ignore, allowing him to wrap his arms around me.

“Hey, Clark, show my sister that video,” Shannon says to his friend, pointing to me. “She’s a tough girl, she’s a doctor.”

“What?” I look around and to Jared’s face, he just shakes his head, making a disgusted face. “What video?” I look back at Shannon.

“Here,” His friend says, with the phone in hands.

My husband unwraps his arms from around me and I step close to the other guy. He presses play and I get surprised by horrific screams and a lot of blood. I swallow, feeling dizzy with the scenes being showed at me.

“Is this a pig?” I point at the screen and look up, seeing the world turn black.

“Babe?” Jared’s voice next to me. “Babe!” It’s the last thing I hear before passing out.

I regain my conscience slowly and I become aware that I’m laying down somewhere. When I open my eyes, I found a lot of people looking at me and I feel a horde of emotions taking possession of my body.

“Oh God, you scared the hell out of me,” Jared say, squeezing my hand. “W-why are you crying?”

“That poor little pig died,” I sob and the sorrow is replaced with anger. “WHY THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE HAS A VIDEO LIKE THAT IN THE PHONE? THIS IS FUCKING CRUEL!” I stare at Shannon’s friend.

“Babe, are you okay?” Jared asks and I look back at him to see the confusion expression in his face.

I nod and I know I owe him an explanation: it’s time to tell him. “Yes, I’m fine, but we need to talk,” I say and he helps me to sit up, nodding.

“Alright guys, let’s clear out the room,” Shannon announces and I realize I’m in his bed.

Everybody leaves the room quickly and in silence. On the way out, Emma gives me a wink and I open a little smile to her, not so sure how I’m feeling. Shannon is the last one and he closes the door behind him, giving us some privacy.

Jared looks at me in expectation, kneeled down on the floor in front of me, holding my hands. I take a deep breath, trying to gather some courage.

“Honey, there’s something I need to tell for the last three days,” I say calmly and Jared nods.

“Okay,” He says with that beautiful blue eyes fixed on me.

“I’ve been a little sick since last week,” I pause and he nods to make me go on. “And I went to a doctor three days ago,” I pause again.

“And?” Jared asks.

“I’ve done a blood test and I don’t know you don’t want it now, neither do I, I don’t think we’re ready yet, but I’m kinda excited for it now and I love it very much,” I speak quickly and open a smile.

“What’s the result of the test?” Jared cuts my reverie and I turn serious, staring at his face.

“Pregnant.” I blurt out loud for the first time and it didn’t seem as bad as I thought.

My husband remains in the same position for a whole minute, looking at me, lips partially parted, he didn’t even blink. A sour taste comes to my mouth and I start to freak out with his reaction, or the lack of it, matter-of-factly.

“Are you angry?” I ask when he finally stands up. “Jared, say something, please!” I plead, seeing him turn his back to me, rubbing his face.

And he answers me with a laugh, but I don’t know if it’s a fake laugh. “Pregnant?” I nod when he looks back at me. “Am I gonna be a dad?” I nod again and a huge smile appears on his face.

“Are you angry?” I ask again, afraid.

But he doesn’t answer me. Jared takes me from the bed and pulls me to out of the room, almost running. “SHANNON!” He shouts to his brother and we end up in the living room, where everyone turns in our direction. “I’M GONNA BE FATHER!”

Shannon’s expression goes from extremely confused to very excited and he jumps from the couch, running towards Jared and giving him a congratulations hug. I’m still standing, without understanding a thing. When Jared turns back to me, I can know now that his smile is genuine and he takes me off the ground, spinning me around.

“I’m not angry, I’m happy, I’m SO happy. I’m gonna be a father!” Jared says happily and puts me back on the floor. “Oh my God, I love you so so so much, you have no idea.” He cups my face and kisses me.

My hormones start working again and I start to cry in happiness. I know I was being silly in have all that concernings, but I am so happy now to even remember them. And when Jared let go of me, everyone is standing to congratulate us and Shannon is the first to give me another bear hug. I can’t stop crying, not even when Jared holds me again, saying it was okay, he was happy.

Master List

Alright, to help you guys around our blog, here’s our list of links to everything and just an overall list of things we’ve done. This will be constantly updated at the least every week, if not more often. So, heh, enjoy ^^

If I’ve messed up on any of the links, please let me know!! It is such a long list and I’ve messed it up already a few times and had to fix it so heaven knows how many more mistakes I’ve made x)

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Lilac and Peony



Extremely possessive Jumin X male!MC getting into a fight (Angst)

MC going to bookstore with Saeran (Fluff)

MC is in love with Saeran instead of Seven (Angst)

MC takes naps in the weirdest places at the Choi’s (Fluff)

Seven and MC fights and MC leaves for a few days (Angst)

(Short) MC brings home a kitten to Saeran (Fluff)

Zen never getting the nerve up to ask MC out until it’s too late (Angst)


Lilac and Peony



When you break up with a character, they revert to their old self

Night owls or early birds? RFA + V + Saeran


Accident causing MC to act like a kid RFA + Saeran

Actual witch MC RFA + V + Saeran

Asexual MC RFA

Back acne MC RFA

Ballerina MC RFA + V + Saeran

Bathing with MC RFA + V + Saeran

Bilingual MC forgets certain words RFA + V + Saeran

Break ups RFA

Break up and getting back together Saeran + V

Camping alone together RFA + V + Saeran

Clingy MC feeling not good enough RFA + V + Saeran

Clumsy MC RFA + V + Saeran

Coffee preferences RFA

Extroverted MC RFA + V + Saeran

Failing at cooking w/ MC RFA + V

Family w/ MC RFA + V + Saeran

Favorite cuddling position RFA 

First dates RFA + Saeran

Ghost MC RFA + V + Saeran

Highly stressed artist MC RFA + V + Saeran

Holiday fanatic MC RFA + V + Saeran

Introverted MC RFA + V + Saeran

Kinks RFA + V

Li’l tummy MC RFA + V

MC getting back together RFA

MC getting into a fistfight RFA + V

MC having hypnagognic hallucinations RFA + V + Saeran

Pregnant MC RFA + Saeran

Professional dancer MC RFA + V + Saeran

Professional ice skater MC RFA

Random boner RFA + V + Saeran

Sensitive to loud noises male!MC RFA + V + Saeran

Sexy cat MC surprising Jumin and Zen

Tattoo with their name in it RFA + V + Saeran

Used to be chubby but isn’t anymore (not really reacted to, but a response from the admin’s ^^)

Waitress MC RFA 

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But really, I don’t know how I’ll react if Kyoani really does go with the Novel’s ending for the Hibike! anime, I mean I can keep hoping that “love will win” but we’re three episodes away from the show ending, who knows what will happen…