I hope I'm not too late

Keep Your Place

Boys will be boys, and he’s only mean to you because he likes you. Don’t get mad when he catcalls you; don’t you know how to take a compliment? A girl who looks like you should take what she can get. And a girl who looks like that? Well, she’s only getting what she’s asking for. Let me show you how to dress so you don’t look like her. Surely you weren’t planning on actually leaving the house wearing that. Cover your shoulders, darling, that’s far too much skin you’re showing. Your skirt is way too short; why don’t you go put on a nice pair of pants? Oh, wait, not those ones. They’re too tight. No, not that shirt either - too low cut. You’re just asking for it leaving the house like that. But…hold on a minute…jeans and a t-shirt? Girls are supposed to be hot, not look like they just rolled out of bed. Surely you can do better than that. Spice it up a little, honey. You’ll never get a guy looking like that. Oh, here, let me show you how to wear your makeup - how to make yourself beautiful.

Everyone wants a girl who looks like a doll, but no one wants a girl who wears enough makeup to actually look like a perfect porcelain angel. You have to look natural, but never makeup-less. Oh, and don’t forget to style your hair; they can’t see you with even a strand out of place. Wait. Hang on. Is that a new haircut I see? Why so short? God, you’re not gay, are you? Are you trying to get mistaken for a boy? Grow it out. You’re not feminine enough. No boy wants a girl who’s that masculine. Speaking of which, shouldn’t you have a boyfriend by now? If you’re not careful, you’ll end up alone. You don’t want that, do you? Okay, no, stop. I take it back. Now you just look desperate. Everyone knows he has to hit on you first. Don’t you know anything?

Hey now, hold up there, young lady! Just where do you think you’re going so late at night? Go out alone like that and we might never see you again. Haven’t you learned by now that you’re just not safe on your own once the sun goes down? There’s pepper spray hooked on your keyring for a reason. Oh, you’re going to a party? Make sure you never let your drink out of your sight, or it might end up being the last one you ever have. But surely not every guy is like that, right? Surely you won’t be the girl who becomes just another unsolved case - a file shoved into the bottom of a drawer somewhere. Surely you couldn’t possibly be that unlucky. But don’t people say the same thing in a game of Russian Roulette? You don’t call the shots, love, and if you don’t follow these rules, the world might just chew you up and spit you out. You might end up being just another girl who couldn’t learn to stay in line and keep her place.

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“I’m definitely going to head that way at some point during, thank you for informing me about them.” Turning back to Dusk, Jean squinted again against his bright light, and gave her gentle smile. “I hope you’re enjoying the festivities too! You should definitely try a s’more yourself, especially if you’ve never had one before. They’re well worth it; just try not to burn your tongue, haha!”

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to the girl who always gets macro-ed

You can be so weird sometimes, do you know that? You have the most adorable expressions ever and under that icy demeanor, you really are just a huge dork who loves to tease and troll others. You should see how we return the favor through derp screenshots and macros though~

Before I sidetrack with trollsica…

Dear Jessica Jung, please stay the way you are, warm, lovely, the biggest troll in SNSD with an icy demeanor that will never truly scare people once they know you. Never change your dolphin screams, your violence, your love for us, your whines, your laziness and surprising abilities in sports, your inability to cook, your little pranks, your playfulness, basically everything that is Jung Jessica. Please try to cook someday so you can get back at Yuri, Taeyeon and Sunny for bullying you that time on Factory Girl. Put some peas on your spaghetti dear girl. On second thoughts, don’t. Please don’t change. Your spaghetti is perfect without the peas.

I’m not sure where I’m going with this message, so let’s end it here~ I love you Jessica, please never change. Seeing you and your strange antics always make my day without fail. We love you for who you are. Stay healthy, safe and happy always, we’re always here supporting you every step of the way.

18/04 - happy birthday Jessica Jung

Simon takes Keiren on a trip to the city to show him where he grew up.

He even picked out his least ugly sweater for the occasion! (‘They’re all hideous’ - 'Shut it, Keiren’)

This should totally happen on the show, soooo: WE NEED A THIRD SEASON!

What you can do? Watch the schow on BBC Three online, send messages to their tumblr or create something and tag it #saveintheflesh.

Still sceptical? You can get more information here.

Calum’s baby girl was the most precious thing in the world to him. She had the same warm brown eyes and a head of thick dark ringlets, and she usually hated any unfamiliar person who spent too much time with her daddy. Calum was incredibly protective of his daughter and hated seeing her upset. But within minutes of meeting you, she had warmed up to you, and Calum, overjoyed at seeing his two favorite girls get along, couldn’t have hoped for a more perfect little family.

When you headed into the bathroom, his little girl ran into her father’s lap and snuggled close to his chest. “Will she be my mommy someday?” Calum smiled into her hair, and fingered the velvet box in his pocket. “I hope so, darling.”

For @complicashton and @cliffordchick‘s domestic!5sos blurb night :)