I hated Sarah so no

cool things Sarah Urie does

•the bee emoji 🐝
•gives us skin care tips + good products to buy
•give us nice makeup suggestions
•supports other artists (Halsey, Beyonce, twenty one pilots, Jac Vanek, etc)
•made a separate account on Instagram for the fans
•has such a great and cute snapchat
•fuckin gorgeous
•cares so much about us fans
•replies to fans on Instagram + Twitter a lot
•blesses us with her selfies
•cares about others so much
•literally the sweetest person ever
•MAKES BRENDON HAPPY AND LOVES HIM
—add more if ya want
the list could go on, like how could you not love her???

You’ll be back, Feyre - An Hamilton and ACOMAF Cross over

WARNING: This post as an extreme amount of lame fandom jokes. Read it at your own risk -you’ve been warned. To enjoy this (You’ll Be Back - Hamilton) post fully, hear this while reading this small play.

Scenario: Feyre, our hero, is cuffed to a chair and taped, alone in a room with Tamlin, who’s anxious about Fey’e’s true feelings for him before their marriage. Lucien is obligated to play the piano in the back. 


[TAMLIN, WALKING AROUND FEYRE’S CHAIR ] 

You say,

The price of my sex is not a price that you’re willing to pay
[HOLDING HER CHEEKS] You cry
After our pathetic love while I ignore you vomiting by
[SHAKING HER CHEEKS] Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
[HOLDING THE CHIN TIGHTLY] Now you’re making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, [LETTING HER GO] I’m your man

[TAMLIN TURNS AWAY, PASSING RHYTHMICALLY] You’ll be back, soon you’ll see

[SHAKING HIS FINGERS]You’ll remember you belong to me
You’ll be back, time will tell
[POINTING AT HER WITH A SMIRK] You’ll remember that I fucked you well
Some people die and empires fall
[DARK SNEER] We will pork each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
[TURNS TO FEYRE, HOLDING HER CHIN UP WITH ONE FINGER] I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

[TAMLIN DANCING]
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…


[PASSING HIS HANDS THROUGH FEYRE’S HAIR]
You say our love is draining and you can’t go on
You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone…
[FEYRE TRIES TO TALK THROUGH THE TAPE DUCKED IN HER MOUTH] And no, don’t change the subject!
[HOLDING HER CHIN] Cuz you’re my favorite subject,
[PATTING HER CHIN] My sweet, submissive subject,
My loyal, lovelyl subject!
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

[TAMLIN STANDS UP AGAIN AND PICKS UP A RHYSAND POSTER FROM HIS POCKET]
You’ll be back like before
[SHAKING THE POSTER] I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I’ll fuck you till my dying days
[SMASHING AND RIPPING THE POSTER] When you’re gone, I’ll go mad
So don’t throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove

[STEPPING THE POSTER WITH HIS FOOT AND SMILING KINDLY] I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

[DANCING HAPPILY]
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!

[LUCIEN SINGS MISERABLY AND FEYRE MUMBLES, TAPE IN HER MOUTH]
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!

Meanwhile, the weeding goes on. Elain and Nesta sit, watching their sister from afar. Until…. 

anonymous asked:

Ehh, the closest to actual LGBT representation we'll get in Panic are Z, Breezy, Sarah and that gay dude from The Young Veins.

I wouldn’t include Sarah in that at all. People are always acting like she’s this amazing symbol for LGBTQ+, but she’s not even bisexual. If anything, she’s what they call “barsexual.” sure, she’ll kiss her closest friends on the lips at their weddings, cuz that’s what liberal ladies do. That doesn’t make her bisexual though. also her finding other girls pretty/hot doesn’t make her bisexual. she’s most likely a 2 on the Kinsey scale, maybe even a 1.5. she may have bisexual tendencies but she’s not bisexual, like she’s not going to act on those vague feelings of attraction to other girls… and honestly hasn’t done much of anything in the way of helping the LGBTQ+ community so I don’t get why everyone is obsessed with acting like she has or does. 

I think people are just trying to find a valid reason to worship Sarah since, in reality, there isn’t one. she’s just a normal, pretty housewife who doesn’t work or even clean her own house or contribute to society and spends LOTs of her husband’s money. I’m sorry if that sounds harsh, I honestly love Sarah, but it’s true. she doesn’t do anything except that. 

But hey, if you want to worship someone like that, be my guest. To each their own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anonymous asked:

It's funny how Sjm completely ignores chaol and Celeana bond like it didn't even exist HaTE Rowan so much

HONESTLY THOUGH

She put so much time and effort in describing and building the bond Aelin had with Chaol then in QoS she decides to kill it with a battle axe while suddenly favoring an underdeveloped, cringeworthy romance with Rowboat Whiteboy?

Where is the logic????

Beer Bouquet

Sarah loves the taste of flowers, so I picked up a bottle of Fleur de Blanc, a farmhouse ale brewed by the Commons with elderflower and both rose hips and petals. It’s not nearly as floral as it sounds, but the rose shines through the light, fizzy beer. I think it could use a little more wheat for body, but I’m not a real brewer, what do I know? Sarah didn’t hate it. She actually liked it, so they did something right.

i hate reylo so much. oh my god. i hate it so much, i hate the concept of it, i hate the concept of kylo ren and this bullshit redemption arc rey apparently has to spearhead, i really hate reylo, i hate it when people “fangirl” over the scenes that are overtly abusive. i hate the fucking reylos who scream about being bullied when someone calls them on their shit because they latched on to whitey mcblandwhiteboy and shipped him with rey so that she couldn’t be shipped with a black man or a woman and i just fucking hate this garbage ship!!!!!! i am a proud, certified Ship Hater™!!!!!!! bye!!!!!!