I had to cut him off actually

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So this was penned by ScriptGirl, over two years ago and inexplicably just today reblogged as if it were fresh insight. Naturally, there’s a fair amount that all the more ridiculous now that CS is a confirmed TL couple, but even still in addition to the mouth foaming, delusional impotent rage, typical massive misinterpretation is also a very, very bizarre nihilism, that I’ll detail as I debunk, point by point under the cut

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That’s the original version of Bucky from the 1940s, back when child endangerment was the most popular part of superhero comics. When Captain America was brought back decades later, however, teenage sidekicks were considered deeply uncool, and Bucky was unceremoniously written off by explaining that an airplane exploded on his face. That’s how few fucks Marvel gave about the character: Not only did they kill him off-panel, but they actually allowed him to stay dead.

That wasn’t enough for 9-year-old fan Ed Brubaker, though. Bucky was his favorite character, and he spent years looking for the issue where he died. When Brubaker found out that issue didn’t actually exist and Bucky had essentially been killed off in a footnote, he made a solemn promise: “If I ever write Captain America, I’m undoing this mistake.”

Cut to about 30 years later. Brubaker made a name for himself writing gritty crime comics, but was finally offered a job as a Captain America writer. Guess what the first thing he did was.

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JUNGKOOK IN BAGGY PANTS APPRECIATION

Okay, so I saw that last bangtan bomb where jungkook tries justifying his love for baggy pants and  there was that moment in the video where Jimin was like : ‘’ Would you give them up for your fans?’’ and jungkook actually thought about it  and had that serious facial expression before saying ‘’If it’s for army–’’ and he got cut off by his joking hyungs pointing the lights in his face. Jungkook almost said that he’d give up on his favorite pants for the fandom.

Don’t put that kind of pressure on him guys. You know how much he’s hardworking and he’s just wanting to keep it real. Fashion has a sense of expression and Jungkook has the right to express himself through it.Don’t invade his preferences or try telling him what to do about his style.Let’s be real guys. Jungkook has a style that and that style is White oversized Shirt, Baggy Pants and Timberlands. This is his trademark Jungkook Style. Don’t take it away from him. That style is what makes the fandom look at him and recognize him as our bunny Jeon Jungkook. 

He has 24 white shirts because he likes them and extra baggy pants cause’ they’re comfy. He feels confident when he wears his timberlands, let him be. If you can’t accept the boy the way he is, then don’t stan him, cause’ he deserves better fans.Why do we like Jungkook in the first place? Because he is Jungkook. If he starts changing for the fandom then all the magic is vanishing.

Jungkook may have turned into a gentlemen who wears slacks and dress shirts for the past few weeks, but he still enjoys wearing his old stuff. Imagine if someone came up to you and told you to wear dresses everyday instead of wearing your casual leggings? How does that feel now? Baggy pants for Jeon are the same as Leggings for girls ;)


Anyways Here’s the appreciation :)

APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF JUNGKOOK IN HIS NATURAL STYLE!!

Look at how happy he looks?! <3

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

The fact that they’re baggy makes you expect what’s hiding underneath. I’m talking about how amazing his thighs still look through baggy pants.

Originally posted by pjims

If you don’t agree on how sexy he looks while wearing them,ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!

Originally posted by jeoncentric

Look at how comfy he looks <333

He has that swag

He even wears them at home.

They’re his faves to wear at the airport

How laid back and chill he looks <3 ( Off topic : OMG HIS BLONDE HAIR <3333)

Hope you guys enjoyed this short Appreciation of Jungkook in baggy pants.

Tell me what you think in the comments :)

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“That’s…fantastic, Cas. But what the hell happened to Dean?” you asked, covering your smile with your hand.

“Oh,” Cas said, looking to the elder Winchester slumped over his shoulder. “There’s a pinata in the other room and I was practicing my swing for later. I’ve never actually had experience with a pinata and I might have used too much force,” Cas explained sheepishly.

“Might have?” Dean mumbled through a bloody lip.

“We might want to cut the cake soon. Sam’s going to be drunk off fruity drinks in about ten minutes,” you added. Sam sat nearby with glazed eyes, simply laughing to himself at the scene around him, and took another sip from his umbrellaed drink.

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For fandomsareuniversal, happy birthday!

things in hamilton that you don’t get from the soundtrack, act i

ok so since i got to see hamilton and and had like, a MILLION revelations in actually being able to see the show instead of hearing it i want to share a couple of things i saw. read under the cut if you want to see! it’s not spoiler free, so be warned. here is act i.

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you take care of him when he’s sick [4/4 blurb]

Calum would wake you up in the middle of the night with his snoring, and you would have to nudge his shoulder, “Calum, turn over,” your arm would pull him back around, you being the little spoon, “you’re snoring.” It would take a few tries to get him to actually reverse directions, because he’d be so tired and his head would be so congested. “Sorr–” his apologies would be cut off with an immense amount of coughing and he’d sit up in a flash, covering his elbow over his mouth and crinkling his eyes shut. “I’ll make you some tea and turn on Criminal Minds.” you’d smile a little to yourself, because in the past week this had been a constant cycle from his cold. Even though it was two in the morning and his nose was running and his throat was scratchy, he didn’t mind being awake because he was with you, and he’d always say, “Your cuddles are the cure, really [y/n], I don’t need this cold medicine.” Although of course that would be cut off with a series of hacking and coughing.

Michael would refuse to admit that he had the stomach flu. “Oh, it’s just something I ate,” he’d say and fill a bottle with hot water and hold it over his sweater, sipping the scalding tea. “Something you ate? Okay. Do you want some aspirin–” you’d be interrupted when he would shake his head no, “I’m fine, really.” But once you would try to persuade him to take any kind of pain reliever he wouldn’t respond but bolt out of the room, and your face would twist into a grimace as you hear him vomiting in the bathroom. Michael would trudge back into the room, his head hung low, and after he rinsed his mouth out with water, he would stumble over his feet a little until he stood behind you, resting his chin on the top of your head. “Can I have some aspirin, my head’s killin’ me.” You’d only sigh in return, planting a kiss on his flushed cheek and heading toward the medicine cabinet. “I’m getting the thermometer too. Do you want more tea?”

Ashton would be half-lidded and absolutely wiped out from a day at the studio. It would be late, definitely late, but none the less, you would be waiting on the couch. Not quite prepared to take care of a feverish Ash, you would stumble around your flat, eyes adjusting to the brightness when he’d turn on the lights, not only waking you up but making it hard to see and read tea brands. Once you’d find the soup can and his favorite cup of tea, you would rush to the couch to give him some warm soup for his sore throat, except he’d be crashed on the couch, already starting to snore a little. “Just stay… please…” His muffled voice from the pillow would cause you to set down the tray of curing food and his long arms would envelope you into his chest, “You’re the only medicine I need.” the cheesy line was followed by a congested laugh and a kiss from you to his knuckles.

Luke would take a hell of a lot convincing for you to at least check his temperature. He’d want to be all independent and try to manage on his own, only you’d be cut off from your reading in the kitchen when you’d hear a crash coming from the bedroom. “Are you okay?” Your worried nerves would become laughter when you’d see him sitting on the floor of the closet, hangers filled with coats and dresses on top of the blond. “I just wanted to get a sweater.” He’d sniffle a little. His hopeless and needy side coming out a little, “And then I hit my head on something metal and everything fell down.” Shaking your head, you’d help him get the fallen contents of the wardrobe back onto the rack, and he would just wrap his arms around your middle, pushing his face into your stomach, a muffled, “Can I have some tea?” would be heard from poor Luke, and it would take several minutes to pry him off of you, although at that point he’d just be needy and clingy, the sweater excursion being the breaking point.

Aaron groaned as he slid down further onto the couch, and Robert leaned back against the table, enjoying the view unashamedly.

“You still tired?” he asked, shrugging out of his jacket and hanging it on the back of the chair.

“Well… yeah, cause you didn’t bother to help me,” Aaron retorted, his voice nothing but a husky growl which did terrible things to Robert’s heart rate. He pushed himself off the table and stalked forwards, giving Aaron his easiest smile.

“I could help you now,” he said quietly, nudging Aaron’s legs apart with his knee. Aaron stared him down, evidently unimpressed.

“Er, no. You had your chance earlier-”

“You were offering me a clapped out car to rip apart. Hardly the deal of the century,” Robert cut in, still inching closer despite Aaron’s attempt to glare at him through his sweaty fringe.

“Actually, I was asking my boyfriend to help me so I didn’t knacker my back.”

“Would it help if I said sorry?”

Aaron shook his head vigorously. “No.”

“Would it help if I said I could make it up to you?”

Aaron hesitated, eyes shifting away from Robert’s gaze as his cheeks flushed a little redder. “…No.”

“Feel like that was a yes,” he murmured, leaning down so he could squeeze Aaron’s thigh just a little. 

“Not what it sounded like,” Aaron responded, but every muscle in his body was tensed now, like he was ready to jump Robert’s bones any second.

“Pretty sure that’s exactly what it sounded like.” He slid his hand further up until Aaron practically gasped and gripped Robert’s wrist, eyes darting around the empty room.

“Robert, not here.” He looked so fucking scandalised that all Robert could do was laugh and haul him to his feet, their noses bumping together as they grinned.

“Then get upstairs so I can start ripping off something way more tempting,” he said, eyes dropping to Aaron’s already unbuttoned top. It was so tight against his stomach, that trim waist leaving very little to the imagination. Robert highly approved.

“What?” Aaron asked, obviously confused as he scrunched up his eyebrows. Robert huffed a sigh.

“Your clothes, idiot.”

Aaron dropped his gaze to his jeans before pursing his lips like a petulant child. “Oi, don’t expect to get into my pants after calling me an idiot,” he said, even as he was heading towards the door, watching Robert follow him.

“What d’you want me to call you, then? Baby? Sweet cheeks? How about sugar?”

Aaron stifled a laugh, slipping through the doorway with Robert hot on his heels. “Shut up.”

“I think you secretly like that last one,” he murmured into his ear, lips so close he could bite Aaron’s earlobe just the way he liked it, the way that made him yelp before arching into it.

“I’m gonna kill you,” he growled, but he was unbuttoning his jeans as he headed up the stairs, hands at the hem of his top to tug it over his head. Robert felt the ache low in his stomach and practically bounded up after him.

“Don’t be like that, sugar!” he called, and grinned as he heard Aaron laugh along the landing. 

Mabari [Cullen x Trevelyan]

I finally wrote Cullen getting his mabari.

And I don’t hate this. It didn’t feel forced. I actually think its cute. Yay!

Under a cut for length~

For days the barn had been shut up, the doors barred with only a handful of people coming and going. Select people who were not familiar faces to the Inquisition and therefore raised unease among the barracks and inhabitants of Skyhold.

Cullen’s attempts to discover who the new comers were from Josephine and Leliana proved fruitless. The Inquisitor herself was no less helpful, and the small grins of quiet plotting the three women shared unnerved him.

A week after the barn had been closed off a small, temporary metal fence was erected in one part of the courtyard leading off from the barn.

A few days after that, Nevena requested Cullen to meet her there within an hour and left him with no explanation and only a small grin and a promise that he would be enjoy the surprise.

Cullen would not enjoy the surprise.

Cullen did not like surprises, especially when they were meant for him. Something inevitably went wrong.

Still, he arrived at the appointed time sceptical and wary. Nevena was there waiting, chatting amiably to one of the men who had arrived and over taken the barn. He was older, in his later years but still had plenty of energy. He didn’t stoop or appear to struggle with aches and pains. Dark thinning hair and bright grey eyes which crinkled when he grinned. Which was often, given by the deep lines on his face.

“Cullen!” Nevena beckoned him over. “This is Hector.” The two men shook hands amiably. Cullen noticed a variety or marks on Hector’s hands. Not from weapons, they looked too random for that. Perhaps from an animal? He began to wonder quietly if this man was a hunter.

“Nice to meet you.” Cullen dropped the other man’s hand and turned to the blonde woman whom he noticed was practically vibrating and bouncing excitedly on the balls of her feet. “What’s this about?” He asked, trying to be patient.

“You could sound a little more cheerful.” Nevena told him, “you’re not giving Hector a good impression.”

Cullen looked at her dryly, unamused and half-tempted to turn around and go back to his office.

Sensing his growing lack of patience, Nevena took his hand. “Hector is from Denerim, he comes from a family of Ash Warriors.”

Suddenly, Cullen’s interest in the other man grew. Ash Warriors were those that ran into battle alongside loyal mabari. The bonds the warriors had with their dogs was said to be unbreakable, that in amongst ten thousand men on a teeming field of battle, a mabari could find his warrior by scent alone.

There had been one Ash Warrior in Honnleath as Cullen had grown up. The man’s name escaped him now, but he remember the dog. A huge animal to Cullen’s memory, dark brindled pattern with one white sock on its left foot. One of its ears was in tatters from the wars, but it was friendly and Cullen had adored playing with the old dog.

From the age of five it had been the one thing he wanted on his Name Day and at Wintersend, but mabari were generally kept for noble families, and there was no way his own could afford one. Plus Templars weren’t allowed mabari, so in retrospect it was probably a good thing he had never received one.

“You’re an Ash Warrior?” Cullen asked.

“My brothers were, ser.” Hector explained brightly, “as the youngest son it was my job to stay and breed them, you see. Bred some of the best mabari in Ferelden before they was lost at Ostagar. After the Blight though, several of my bitches were bred with the Hero of Ferelden’s dog. Strongest litters we’ve ever hand.”

“Hector wrote to us here, to Josephine, suggesting the Inquisition needed mabari. I understand that a full charge of mabari is quite an intimidating sight.” Nevena continued to explain, grinning. “Unfortunately, with everything that occurred with Corypheus his letter only recently reached me, and I think it’s a great idea.”

“Well, yes.” Cullen nodded, “mabari are incredible animals. Stocky and tough, once they have their jaws on something they don’t let go. Loyal to a fault. There’s a saying that a mabari is intelligent enough to speak, but wise enough not to.” He smiled, growing slightly more at ease. “They’d be an incredibly powerful addition to the Inquisition’s forces.”

Nevena nodded and Hector, with a quick bow, disappeared into the barn.

Holding his hand, Nevena guided Cullen to the metal railings that were set up and leaned on them. “I’m glad you say that, because… Hector arrived here with his most recent litter. They’re now at the perfect imprinting age.”

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All Of The Stars- An Aaron Carpenter Imagine

“Finally. It’s just us.” Aaron says, grabbing my hand and leading me to an open field by a lake. “Aaron, this is beautiful.” I say, looking up at the night sky. “Not as beautiful as you, princess.” He says, making me blush. I place the blanket on the freshly cut grass, and Aaron and I lay on it.

“We can relax!” Aaron says, excited to have some downtime with me. It’s been forever since we actually had a date. Ever since Magcon came, his career took off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for him. I just wish he was more available. Now that he is famous, I cherish every moment I have with him. 

Aaron gets up and turns the car radio on, then comes back and lays down. “This was the place that we had our first date, remember that?” He says, laughing. “Oh my gosh, don’t remind me.” I say, shaking my head. We both just look up and laugh. It was a terrible date. Aaron was so nervous that he forgot everything that we needed for the picnic except the blanket. 

Since then, we just bring a blanket and lay on it, watching the stars together. After a while of silence, I asked him about Magcon, and the fans. As he talked about it, I turned on my side, and watched his eyes light up. “You truly love what you do.” I say, smiling. “Yeah, and I truly love you.” Aaron says, turning to face me. He leans in and kisses me gently. He always had the softest lips.

As we sit and stare at each other, I hear All Of The Stars by Ed Sheeran come on the radio. Aaron just looks at me and gets up. He offers his hand to me, which I gladly take. “May I have this dance, (Y/N)?” I just nod and wrap my arms around his neck. He gently places his hands on my hips, not going any lower. I always loved how gentle Aaron was with me. We start to sway back and forth, and I lay my head on his chest.

He just kisses my forehead gently, then decides to kick it up a notch. “I thought Aaron Carpenter didn’t dance.” I say, surprised at his taking of the lead. “I picked up a couple things from the boys.” He says, smiling brightly. He dips me, and I smile back at him. We just stare there, staring at each other, until Aaron says, “God, you’re beautiful.” I just look up at him, and say, “Kiss me, would you?” as I place my hands on his cheeks. 

I was only 18 at the moment, but I knew that I was going to marry Aaron Carpenter. 

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I play with the ring on my finger, sitting on the blanket with Aaron. “We did it, Aaron. We’re married.” I say, my voice full of happiness. “Yeah, we did.” Aaron says, grabbing my hand. “I’m only 24, and I’ve never felt more alive.” He says, getting up and putting a CD in his car CD player. “May I have this dance?” “Can I ever say no to my husband?” I say, laughing. “I don’t think so.” He says, grabbing my hand. 

“This is our song playing. How did you…” I ask, smiling. “I know my way around a CD.” He says, smirking. “Okay then.” He grabs my hips gently with his hands as mine lay on his neck. “You know something?” I say, thinking back to that night. “What?” He says, smiling. “It was here, when you dipped me, that I knew I wanted to marry you.” I say, laying my head on his chest. He kisses my forehead, saying, “You know when I knew I had to marry you?” I just shake my head.  He says, 

“I took one long look at you on our first date, and I said to myself, ‘I have to marry this girl.’" 

BEDELIA AND THE LEG

I’ve seen a fair share of people claiming that Bedelia cut off her own leg, prepared it and dressed up all fancily for Hannibal.. And honestly, I don’t see the logic in that. Because there is none.

First, Bedelia was freaking out when Will told her about his plan. He just gave her a glimpse of it and she was already in panic. She has been mostly stoic, but this time, she was clearly disturbed by what she had been told. She is just not the kind of a character who would be like “Oh, I’m just gonna cut off my leg for the guy who wants to eat me.” 
It would be just out of character.

Now to get to the technical part. Bedelia is a psychiatrist. Not a surgeon. Hannibal used to be one and then switched the psychiatry, so he possesses the necessary knowledge that would allow him to actually saw someone’s leg off. Not that it would be the first time, anyway. 
Also, would you really be in the condition to prepare a fancyass meal on just one leg? Not to mention that the meal was totally Hannibal-styled. He is well known for his wonderful presentation, and that leg was actually pretty damn delicious looking. 
She also seemed to be pretty out of it - definitely under the influence of some drugs. She looked pretty scared too.
And then the clothing. Hannibal has a habit of playing dress-up. He has changed Will’s clothing more than once now - the time before the lobotomy scene from Dolce included.  Also, would you really be able to dress yourself up like that after LOSING A LEG.

Then the two extra chairs. We can see that two chairs have been moved from the table and set closer to the wall, only so that you can have two empty chairs waiting for someone to sit in them and enjoy the meat. 

She should have packed her bags. Meat’s back on the menu. 

Scandal Review, Episode 505, You've Been Served...

Well waddaya know, two episodes in a row, and I’m still mostly happy.
Of course I knew that Zahir McGee would have to call Olivia some kind of derogatory name during the episode, he never disappoints. He did it through Edison, but he still did it. Overall it was a really good episode, and I was all set for giving him so much kudos for Olivia’s speech, only to find out that somebody else apparently wrote it. So sorry Zahir, you are still a douche to me. To be honest, even if you had written Liv’s amazing monologue, you’d still be like shit on my shoe. 



Anyway, let’s get on with it shall we?


What I Hated


Every scene with Jake’s irrelevant ass of course.

Why can’t he just be killed off? Why Shonda, why?


And to find out that they cut the scenes of Liv and Fitz on an actual public date, just so we could watch Jake feed Olivia Gettysburgers? Really? Did anybody actually give a fuck about that scene? Did it even add anything to the episode? Even the fact that he finally admitted Elise was his wife was anti-climactic because as we saw, Olivia didn’t give a shit. What a waste of two minutes that could have been spent on that date and on this goodness right here:


God I hate Jake so much. I hate him in every capacity, and I will hate him forever and ever, Amen.



What I Loved


1.  Michael:  "We talked about this, we talked about keeping it together, didn’t we?“

Oh my fucking God, the show finally remembered that Cyrus is married! Woohoo! 
I liked that he seemed to be the voice of reason for an ever spiraling Cyrus. Now all we need is to see his adorable brown baby.



2.  Mellie voting yes to open an investigation into impeaching her husband. 



Oh Mellie, you are such a tool. How the fuck does this woman not realize that involving herself in this mess will, A, scupper her chances of being voted in as president, and B, her hands are as dirty as the rest of them. Mellie Girl, you had an affair with Andrew, the guy who had Olivia kidnapped in the first place. The guy who blackmailed Fitz into choosing between going to war for her, or letting her die. Mellie, you are the flaming idiot who handed the names of 16 jurors to the man who arranged for them to be slain. Mellie, you were a key part of Defiance. Mellie, Daniel Douglas was murdered because of what you and Cyrus did, and you helped cover it up. 


Mellie, where the fuck are your brains? Right now, you’re just an embarrassment and I’m  not sure what Shonda is trying to do with you. We keep being told that you’re usually the smartest woman in the room, but guuurl, you haven’t been the smartest person in the room for five seasons now, even when it was just you and Baby Teddy. Girl go get your life and learn to strategize for the love of all things Oprah.


3.  Fitz and Olivia on a date.



Fitz looked so proud bless him, he has not one fuck left to give. He has Olivia by his side, and that’s all he cares about. My blinkered little romantic you. Olivia on the other hand looked like she was going to a lynching. This is not who she is at all. All this attention from the press. Literally her worst nightmare come true.
As a Fitz and Olivia fan though? I squeed like a two year old. I love the idea of them just stepping into their truth and finally doing what we’ve longed for them to do for 4 long seasons.


4.  Fitz:  ”I have done nothing wrong and I certainly haven’t committed any impeachable offences.“



Fitz sweetie, you need to sit down with that mess. You’ve done a whole lot of shit during your tenure as president, it’s just that nobody knows about them. Yet.

5.  David:  "I’m just here to say, you need a lawyer.”


David was actually great in this scene. How often can we say that? Bless his cotton socks, but the truth is, he’s usually surplus to requirement.

6.  David telling Fitz not to talk to Olivia about the possibility of impeachment.



Oh how I laughed. David, Sweetie, have you met this man? That’s like asking him not to breathe.



7.  Olivia putting up all the newspaper headlines about her.


Sorry, all I could think was how pretty she looked in that black and white blouse, and her hair was flawless. Shallow much? Well I guess it was better than reading some of those awful headlines. 



8.  Quinn: “A lawyer can’t do all that.
Leo:  "No, but I can.“
Quinn:  ”You hired Leo?“
Leo: ”Thing 1, and Thing 2, and a new additions to the bestiary? Hold on, familiar face, recent headliner, yes, the man who hid in a closet while the mayor’s wife was being filleted. The coward of the county, Marcus Walker! If this bunch is your go-to, you obviously called me just in time.“

Oh how I love Leo’s presence. Olivia needs somebody as ruthless as him in her corner. I love that she was being proactive and trying to take control. Unlike Mellie who was still  walking around clueless, without a solid plan. We’ll get to her later.


9.  Leo:  ”We’re going to take what the public views as a cheap and tawdry affair between the president and his former Communications and we are going to spin it, into the greatest romance ever told. Olivia and Fitz, a love like no other. See my plan even has a name.“  

Olivia:  ”No.“


Who was surprised that A, Liv said no, and B, that she would have to change her stance by the end of the episode? I have to give her props though, the ”Olivia Pope, woman of the people“ slant was working until the discovery of Doux Bebe. Which I’m still confused about, but we’ll address that later.



10.  Leo:  ”That’s the thing about the great ones, they perform no matter what utter crap they are dealt.


Leo has Jokes, and he made me laugh so much this episode.


11.  Leo going through Olivia’s apartment.


So many lols. I especially love that he told her that she had to do her shopping at a regular mall. Poor Liv, even her wardrobe is under attack.


12.  Olivia:  ”He never gave me anything.“


Oh Liv, there’s the matter of a house in Vermont and a ring from his grandma. I knew one of them would have to come out before the end of the episode. Luckily it wasn’t the house.



13.  Leo: ”Where’s all her food?“
Huck: ”You mean her wine and popcorn?
Leo:  ”Whatever, where does she buy it?“

Huck:  "She uses a delivery service.”

Olivia:  “I don’t have time to go grocery shopping.

Leo:  "Of course not, you’re too busy getting your freak-on with the Prez.“


Leo is so freaking shady though. But I did laugh, even while I was low-key thinking that was a Zahir McGee type line. I can’t help it, I’ve hated him since he called Olivia The Help in that horrendous episode in season three.



14.  Olivia:  ”Edison.

Edison:  ”Olivia.“


Oh. Ugh. Ok. That guy. 


I guess we were bound to see him again, but I hate that Olivia had to go to beg him for help. Oh well, desperate times…



15.  Edison:  ”A criminal. A whore, an idiot, and a liar.

Olivia:  ”Excuse me.

Edison:  ”A criminal, a whore, an idiot and a liar. That’s what you said to me. You dressed me down, then implied that I was clinically insane for suggesting that you were screwing the president.“

Olivia: "I should go.”

Edison: “Sit down Olivia. If you want me to help you, you’re going to be honest with me. You’re going to admit to my face that you were never in love with me, that you never had any intention of marrying me. That you tried to make a fool of me for seeing you for exactly what you are. A criminal, a whore, and idiot and a liar. You want me to lie, you owe me the truth.”




So that was how Zahir McGee chose to call Olivia a whore this time round huh? I was waiting for it, and there it was. Told y'all.


Edison was so salty though, and I kinda get it, but then I don’t because nobody in their right mind would divulge the fact that they were sleeping with the president. Also, Olivia called off their engagement, and she didn’t string him along for too long, and I think she meant it when she said yes, but then she agreed to wait for Fitz, and we all know how that mess turned out.  Edison and Olivia were so incompatible though. They just did not fit, and when you’re telling your guy about having Chinese Walls between you, there’s a serious problem. Sorry Edison, I didn’t feel you back in season two, and I don’t feel you now. I guess you’re better than  Jake though, in that you haven’t physically abused her, so there’s that. 

Also. I guess he did as he promised in the end and gave her a glowing personal testimonial on national TV. I’m still salty though. Edison, dude, she was way outta your league, you just need to deal with it.
I noticed that he must have given somebody else his grandmother’s ring though because he had a wedding band on. Still didn’t stop him from being salty and petty, four years later.  Ugh.




16.  Cyrus giggling at the Edison interview like he was watching a spectator sport.


Hilarious.


17.  Olivia and Fitz watching the Edison interview, looking like an old married couple.



I love them. So much.

18.  Fitz:  "It can’t have been easy going to him.“

Olivia ”Hmm.. He called me a hypocrite.

Fitz. ”But he did what you asked.

Olivia:  ”Even hypocrites get to call in their chits.“

Fitz:  "It’s good. It changes the conversation. Those chits might have just saved us both.


Seriously, I could literally stare at the both of them together all day long. I can’t help but love how much Fitz adores her. The romantic in me practically screams whenever he looks at her. There’s just so much adoration there. I’m telling you, their relationship is more or less the only reason I’ve kept faith with the mess that the last two seasons wrought.

19.  Patty Snell.

I’m in love.

20.  Patty:  "What I want is to glue your hands to the podium and say that the president and his administration are cooperating fully with the committee and the investigations, over and over, a thousand million times. Sing it, yell it, don’t care, just as long as that’s it.



I’m a fan. She’s the female version of Leo and I loved it.
Although, when she had the bright idea of sending all the apparently pointless White House document files over to the investigators at the senate, I did wonder if that was going to come back and bite them in the ass. Well this is Scandal after all. Nothing is ever straight forward.



21.  Mellie:  ”But also it makes them look like they have something to hide. We should take these over to the senate gallery, hold a press conference and show the American people how scared and sneaky this White House is behaving.



Good Lord, Mellie Grant has to be the dumbest person on this show. Is this supposed to prove how worthy of winning the presidential election she is? Do the writers think that that they are actually selling her smarts? She’s dumb as fuck and I can’t listen to her without wanting to choke the bitch.



22.  Senator Gibson:  ”I’m sorry, we?“

Mellie:  ”Not just us, the whole committee of course.“

Women’s Caucus Lady: ”You do realize that you have to recuse yourself from this investigation.“

Mellie:  ”Recuse myself?

Gibson:  ”Yeah, resign from the committee. The conflict of interest is as clear as day.“

Mellie:  ”This investigation is far bigger than my relationship with the president. I represent the people of Virginia. You can’t expect me to step down from this.

Caucus Lady:  ”Mellie, you’re in the middle of divorcing the man we’re investigating, your presence on the committee would be highly…

Gibson. “a distraction. A sideshow. It would taint an already salacious…

Mellie:  ”I am not some scorned woman bitching about my ex, I am a senator and a member of the judiciary.

Gibson:  ”As far as the American people are concerned, you are a scorned woman bitching about your ex.


Mellie stays being dumb as hell for not realizing without being told what a conflict of interest her even being involved in the committee is.  As for not being a scorned wife, that was the entire reason she decided to get involved in the impeachment in the first place. Idiot.



However, did y'all notice that the caucus lady said ”You’re in the middle of divorcing the man that we’re investigating?“
So the divorce is going through? Wooohoooo!
About damned time.

Now I just need Fitz to take off that damned ring.



23.  Leo: ”Wake her up, separate her from that presidential spoon and drive her out of bed.“


Lol. Leo was mad. As Liv herself would have been.



24.  Noah Baker: ”The president liked it, and he did indeed put a ring on it.

So somebody leaked the existence of Doux Bebe to the press. What I can’t figure out is how this made things worse for Olivia? What difference did it make? Why was she no longer ”Every Woman?“ She was still the same woman that the president was having an affair with. Surely the ring validated what she meant to Fitz?  I need somebody to explain this crap to me.


25.  ”What is the first rule? Your first rule?“

Olivia ”Do not lie.“

Leo:  ”DO NOT LIE! Olivia Pope, woman of the people, she is gone, she is history. It’s time for Olivia Pope love struck teenager.

Olivia:  ”I can’t sell that.“

Leo:  ”You will sell that! You will sit down with an interviewer of my choice and you will speak as if you were chatting with your bestie about your innocent and your uncontrollably doe-eyed love for the president of the United States. That is the plan, that is the only way to spin your way out of the diamond ring you neglected to tell me about.



Lol. Leo was mad as hell. At least it wasn’t Vermont that was revealed. Now that would have been a nightmare for everybody. 



26.  Mellie basically crawling over to Cyrus’s house, looking all sorry for herself.



So she was the one who told the committee about Doux Bebe?  I wonder how she even knew?  Actually I don’t care how she knew. All I know is, instead of hiring herself somebody to work on her image, she went to Cyrus with her bottom lip dragging on the carpet. I can’t with her woe-is-me bullshit.

27.  Senator Gibson and the Caucus Lady trying to blackmail Marcus.



Really?


28.  The next scene after that one was Olivia going over to the Human Vibrator’ house, and I just didn’t give a shit about it, so I saw up to the point where Elise tried to make a point by kissing THV, I saw Liv’s non-reaction, and I just fast forwarded. Jake doubling up as Lyanla trying to fix Liv’s life isn’t what I watch this show for.



29.  Marcus telling Gibson and the Caucus Lady that he wants to be a good citizen.


I didn’t think for one second that he’d sell Olivia out, but it was nice to get the confirmation of that later.



30.  Olivia starting out the Noah Baker interview trying to be all girly.



Girl what are you doing? I cringed so hard.I have to say that’s a testament to Kerry’s embodiment of this character, that Liv trying to be all girly and cute just made me want to die of second hand embarrassment, considering that that is how Kerry herself is in real life.

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The Arrangement pt 2

WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT I wrote another chapter bc yesterday was a slow day. Here’s part 1 if you missed it. I’m actually really enjoying writing this even if most of this part is literally just self-indulgent smut.

Summary: Dan is a spoilt, drug-addicted kid with rich parents who cut him off when they get tired of his ways, so he finds a sugar daddy to supplement his rich lifestyle.

Word count: 2797

Content warnings: drug and alcohol abuse, (consensual) rough sex, big age gap

You can also read this on fanfiction.net if you’d prefer

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Lizzy vs Sebastian: Looks like he’s pulling punches and she’s actually nearly got him twice.

So a few things of importance about the recent spoilers for Black Butler Chapter 117. 

Firstly before anyone freaks out too much over Sebastian hitting Lizzy, let’s take a quick look at the fight. 

On the first page you get Sebastian cartwheeling away from Lizzy to avoid her swords, you can see in the second panel that she manages to cut off one of his buttons. Meaning she hit close enough to him to actually get a hit on him. Anyone else that would have been a straight up hit, and we’ve seen how good Lizzy is with the swords given how she takes down the zombies. 

Sebastian catches her sword and she’s shaking. Really wish I could read this to see what she’s saying. 

Later we see her manage to take a window out with her second sword, mind you these look like the same sort of swords she had on the Atlantic arc. Sebastian still is holding on to the blade of the first one. And he barely dodges the blow. 

That’s two hits for her, and he’s rather surprised in the following pages. What’s kind of important here is that. For one thing, Sebastian smirks. He’s pleased to do the fight, and yet he’s getting tired of it because he has to deal with his mission. 

Something I mentioned in the reblog is the fact that Sebastian is still in human mode for most of the fight, it’s only when he smirks and gets the demon eye that he hits her. Then, there’s something a bit important, he hits her with an open palm, something he doesn’t normally do when he get’s into fights. We never see his hits because they are so fast and hard, so he pulls them. 

Then after this happens, he still takes the time to pull her away from where they’re at, and ties her up, but is still being gentle with her. Again we’ve seen how he treats people he doesn’t like, and Lizzy, for whatever reason, he likes her enough to rest her on his knee, and tie her up with his coat, (meaning he sees her as a threat), but still does so in a way that isn’t hurting her. 

And then later, when he’s at the house with Edward and Ciel he’s carrying her far more gentle then he was earlier. But even when he’s carrying her unconscious he’s doing so in a way that’s not ungentle either, at least for Sebastian. 

What’s interesting about this is that I’m starting to wonder if he has more respect for Lizzy now in a way, because of how she’s actually able to give him a actual fight. And you know who also gave him a fight….Undertaker. 

Also what’s interesting to me is why did they target Lizzy so hard in the first place. You would think it was for Ciel, but yet, it’s clear that they’re not trying to capture him, but rather they want Lizzy for some reason. 

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When I finished Sons of Anarchy, I have an amazing Samurai sword at home, and my friend who played Opie, Ryan Hurst, always loved that sword. When he would come to my house invariably it was the first thing that he picked up and he was always playing with it. 

When he wrapped we bought him a sword. Ryan Hurst is a tall chap. He’s six foot eight, so we bought him this over-sized sword.  And then when he finished the show and it was time to cut his beard off, we cut it off with a samurai sword. 

There was a moment where I actually cut someone’s beard off with a sword in this film. There was a moment, sort of discussion, about how that would work and I was in the rarefied position of actually being able to tell them exactly how it works because I have had the experience of cutting a man’s beard off with the sword, so there you go.

It’s the little things in life that inform this job, you know. In a sort of exciting way. 

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The Jim is James Gandolfini – Peter is talking about the time during the rehearsals for In the Loop when he saw which way the fist was blowing and stopped things before they went too far.  

When we first heard about this, we just naturally assumed Peter cut things off when he did because neither he (nor Malcolm) had any desire to get punched in the face by Tony Fucking Soprano – which in and of itself is entirely understandable as I think most people would agree – but in light of the BRIAN BLESSED Tom Jones knock-out revelation, I think this story suddenly takes on even more significance.

(And actually, isn’t he feeling his face pretty much exactly where BRIAN BLESSED clocked him? Hmmmm.)

The Queen Part 3

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Warnings: None.

Word Count: 463

Summary: Crowley reunites with the reader. Crowley X Reader.

Note: Sorry, I didn’t feel closure with the last part so I had to write this out fast aha

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*ONE MONTH AFTER BEING CURED*

“Y/N,” you heard the deep British accent of none other than the king of hell himself fill the motel room.

You placed your weapons back down on the bed before turning to see him. The corners of your mouth rising a tad, your face couldn’t deny it, you had missed him just a little bit.

“Hey-“ you were cut off by his lips crashing into yours fiercely. After the initial shock you relaxed into him, taking in the familiar taste of whisky on his lips. His hand reaching up and caressing your neck before he pulled away.

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Looking back on it George Lucas lucked out in quite a few ways as far as his decision to make Luke and Leia twins in the 11th hour.

The fact that we never see Leia’s parents, the fact that they both have L names that are 4 letters long, the fact that neither actually said their ages on screen.

I mean i know they kissed (though I’m often successful in making myself forget) but they could have been so much more overt about Luke’s crush on her. I think Lucas was considering making her his sister by the editing process of ESB because most of the “love triangle romantic” scenes between them were cut. But they could have had something more “over the line” in ANH.

Really Darth Vader was originally supposed to just be a guy in a suit. They could have had him take his helmet off in ANH and there goes the “father” thing… or at least the volcano thing which would have made Obi Wan’s already convoluted half truth that much harder to work into the whole Anakin=Vader deal. 

I’m just saying for someone who wrote scripts by the seat of his pants he sure lucked out a few times there.

  • clairelutra:and oooh wait do you know the gist of what came at the end, maybe? ;u;
  • danslailleurs:Hm..
  • clairelutra:the thing between nino and alya?
  • danslailleurs:Basically, Alya and Marinette were chatting on the phone, Marinette apologising to Alya because she left, and so on. Then, they meet. Nino goes out of the bakery. Marinette asks Alya why he's there. And Alya says (all casually, but brace yourself) : Well, we were locked in a cage with Nino by Ladybug. All afternoon. Sooo, we got to talk and we discovered we have lots of things in common.
  • clairelutra:oh my god
  • danslailleurs:Then, Nino says Marinette "Actually, the girl I had a crush on was you. But now, the girl I like is..." And Alya cuts him off, saying "SHHH SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHIING." THEN Nino says "By the way, Alya told me she was helping you out. Adrien did the same for me, actually."
  • So, Marinette is "WHAT ADRIEN WAS THERE WHAT"
  • danslailleurs:AND THEN ALYA SAYS
  • danslailleurs:"Btw, Nino knows you have a crush on one guy of the class. BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHOM, I PROMISE" *pinky swear*
  • danslailleurs:THEN NINO SAYS "BUT I CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH IT AND TALK TO HIM IF YOU WANT ME TO."
  • clairelutra:r u srs FUCKING HELP
  • danslailleurs:AND ALYA ELBOWS HIM SO, BASICALLY
  • clairelutra:TGFKYFGYU
  • danslailleurs:I THINK HE KNOWS AND ALYA NINO IS CANON
  • clairelutra:FUCKING