4

“‘Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see. Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.’”
“… ‘Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North’?”
 

(aka tfw you’ve had it up to here with your shitty brother-in-law’s shenanigans)

Sebastian: THEY’VE COME FOR ME AGAIN Σ(°Д°υ)

Richie (mildly concerned): …. hey did you get taller?

Sebastian: HELP!

Richie: … seriously.

Sebastian: SHIELD ME WITH YOUR PANTENE HAIR

Richie (contemplatively): … somethin’ really weird going on here.

Sebastian: AND I DON’T MEAN LIKE LAST TIME YOU DILDO I MEAN ACTUALLY SAVE YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD  Σ(°Д°;≡;°д°)

Sebastian: THE WALLS HAVE TEETH

Richie: I really could swear something’s different about you. ( ・◇・)?

Sebastian: SAVE MEH

Richie: Well you know what - we’re going to take you off that weird growth hormone as soon as you get home.

Sebastian: YOU ARE INEFFECTIVE

Artyom: ……

Sebastian: KEEP WALKING, YOU   Σ(゚口゚;)

Artyom (slightly amused; to Sebastian): …. you want a drink?

Sebastian: STOP MAKING LIGHT OF MY SITUATION

Sebastian: THE THREAT IS REAL  Σ(゚口゚;)

Sebastian (cooing): …. no, I guess it’s not.  Can I fit this shoe in my mouth?

Aaaaaaaaand Andrei was far too busy getting shitfaced to care about this.