Do you ever think about how maybe you love tv characters more than actual people, because you actually know them better?
You see them interacting with different people, and then you see how they act when they’re alone. You see them showing emotion when nobody is watching, and you watch them as they cover up some truth, and you get to see their reasons behind their actions.
You know them better than you will ever know a human being, because no person is a completely open book.
When u know u gotta go to sleep but for some reason u keep scrolling and frequently looking up to watch the time tick by silently screaming and continuing to scroll like u have no control over yourself
Okay, so I just did an impromptu half-assed leg wax too because I’m so lazy and can’t be bothered to make an appt, drive to the wax place and yadayada for an our hour out of my life and I’m also too anal to shave between waxes because it fucks up the works. Basically don’t look at my calves because I ran out of wax. I’m sure no one will notice.
@slawter-rhinfox - Something I wrote about the AU because I was bored (btw I was the one who suggested Moo and Terroriser, blogs are confusing lol)
Also, this is kinda self-insert but whatever, I do what I want
“Welp, I’ll see you guys later for lunch yeah?” You questioned your friends, walking together to the entrance.
“Yeah yeah, of course. Hopefully, it’ll be somethin’ good this time.” Laughter filled in the silence.
“Whatever, I might be able to catch a proper break from those two.” A heavy sigh followed on as you rubbed your eyes to adjust to the new lighting. The asylum doors opened up automatically, your friends were now parting their ways and so did you.
Passing down the cloud grey corridors, a wave of exhaustion lingered, growing on you with every step. The same emotions have been occurring for the past three weeks or so. You’ve assumed that ever since you’ve been assigned with two patients instead of the normal one was the cause of weariness.
“Mornin’ doc~ How ya feelin’? Get a good rest?” A seemingly innocent voice greeted you as you opened the door.
“Common Moo, it’s obvious that the darlin’ looks very tired.” The other patient commented, rubbing against Moo with comfort. You just groaned with disappointed, sitting on the chair that was facing the two.
“Can you guys please be quiet? I just… I don’t know why I’m so bloody tired but it’s probably because I have to deal with you being all lovely dovey every single minute.” You yawned again. The two had sympathetic looks for a few seconds before resuming to their normal shit eating grins.
“Aww, we’re sorry. We’ll make up for it, we swear.” Terroriser apologised, you rose an eyebrow from the possible sarcasm that could be hidden in his sentence.
“Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are~” A faint voice echoed into your ears, your head tilted down a bit but you managed to catch yourself in the act and lifted it up. Your eyelids flickered rapidly before almost closing at a slow speed.
“Are you alright darlin’? You seem to be sleeping on the job~” Moo used his free legs to give a small nudge.
“Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky…”
“What… no… I’m not…” The words seemed to disappear out of your mouth, your energy was draining away, your body was becoming limper by the second.
“Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are~”
“Just stay awake… I can…”
“No, it’s time to sleep now darlin’. No more games with you, we promise…”
Brightness greets your new vision, you try to stretch but to no avail. For some strange reason, the room seemed to be covered with nothing but soft white cushions. A large mirror almost took up one side of the room, along with a metal door near the corner. It was silent, maybe too silent…
“Will anyone ever learn? This is the third time that man have tricked our staff members, and one of them is with him.”
“We’ll see. They just need to learn their lesson before they can return, that is all…”