I didn't see it anywhere

I fired. I missed. So I fired again. And I missed . And then I missed again. And then I fired again. Then I missed. Then I fired. Then I fired. And I missed. I missed both times. Then I fired. Then I missed. This went on for several hours. Then I fired. And then I missed. Then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. Then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up. And I reloaded. And then I fired. Then I missed. Then I missed again. Then I fired. I hit something but I wasn’t what I was going for. So I guess I missed. Then I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. So I threw up a snowball. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun- that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. Then I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.
—  Game Grumps (x)
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throwback to when I rode an elephant

her head was really hairy and she swayed like a ship

(it was in a camp for rescued logging elephants)

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Elise on Bathtime Tuesday with Winny Clarke!

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Postmodern Jukebox - David Bowie’s “Heroes”

(A portion of sales apparently go toward the Cancer Research Institute)

Lmfao when people are like “oh I shower everyday! Anything less than that would be gross lol!” Like…I literally…don’t remember…the last time I showered…???? Literally??? Time is an illusion???????

          ❝  Something  tells  me  I’m  not  who  you  were  expecting.  ❞          The  statement  is  delivered  in  a  tone  that  carries  no  signs  of  aggression  quite  yet  ——  the  brunette  having  not  sensed  any  hostility  in  the  woman  standing  before  him…  though  his  guard  is  raised,  fingers  twitching  momentarily  as  the  blaster  in  the  holster  at  his  thigh  suddenly  weighs  heavier…  makes  itself  known  to  the  wielder.  He  has  no  intentions  of   reaching  for  it (  or  his  lightsaber,  for  that  matter,  )  unless  he  needs  to…  and  he’s  silently  hoping  he  wouldn’t  need  to.  But  when  had  Kanan  Jarrus  ever  gotten  out  of  having  to  fight?          ❝  You  won’t  find  whatever  or  whoever  it  is  you’re  looking  for  here.  ❞          Taut  brows  are  raised  briefly,  in  a  curious  yet  almost  challenging  manner.

          ↳  @vcntress.