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Hello and welcome to TophDaily. I’m your host, Toph. Today is Monday, the worst day of your life until tomorrow. It’s currently raining in New York City, the only city in America, so by extension it’s currently raining everywhere else, too.

Alright, alright, what the hella is going on now?

Trump tells advisers he wants to end key Obamacare subsidies

The world is currently enthralled with Trump’s first ever big boy field trip overseas (along with Stupid Watergate, of course, deservedly so), but let’s not let this one go: “President Donald Trump has told advisers he wants to end payments of key Obamacare subsidies, a move that could send the health law’s insurance markets into a tailspin.”

The payments, estimated at $7 billion for this year, go to insurance companies to reduce deductibles and other out-of-pocket costs for low-income consumers — an estimated 7 million people in 2017. Insurers are on the hook under the health law to keep paying even if the federal money stops.

If that news is at all alarming to you, then make sure to point your eyeballs at this next one, too:

Trump budget to slash entitlements by $1.7 trillion

In addition to gutting the EPA and State Department, they’re looking at cuts to SNAP (food stamps), CHIP (Children’s Health Insurance Program), and SSDI (Disability Insurance). We should know more by tomorrow.

Speaking of that field trip, it’s going so well!

WH: Trump was ‘exhausted’ when he said 'Islamic extremism’

Low energy Donald. Sad!

The gifs coming out of this trip have been pretty good though. Let’s take a look!

Below: Steve Bannon looking terrified in Saudi Arabia. 

Very RelatedPriebus, Bannon go back to Washington after visit to Saudi Arabia

See also: My video of this with a horror soundtrack.

The Magic Saudi Orb: Another video I did yesterday, is some of the best art I’ve ever arted.

Below: Melania swats away Donald’s tiny hand after landing in Israel.

Tough but fair.

Here are some other important items I encourage you to know about.

Supreme Court Says Race Was Improperly Used In Creating North Carolina Congressional Districts

Students walk out on Mike Pence’s Notre Dame commencement speech

Michael Flynn expected to invoke Fifth Amendment

Hmm, what else is newsworthy… I had a massage yesterday. Everyone loves lizards. Space is really big. I think that’s about everything you need to know. Now go out there and make all your wildest dreams come true!

Thanks for being here, friend.

The Banana Fic

It’s safe to say that the entire phandom now has a banana kink, thanks to Dan and Phil’s little session hitting each other with a banana peel in the last amazingphil video. I’ve seen multiple posts about a “banana kink fic” or “the banana fic” and am now taking it upon myself to make it happen. So, here you are, phandom: The Banana Fic. 

Genre: Smutty smut 

Warnings: Kinks and shit 

Word Count: 700

A/N: The beginning is all what happened in the video and then after the banana scene, where there’s a jumpcut… That’s where my imagination gets to work. 

A/N Part 2: Lol I love when I don’t even have to come up with foreplay because they did it for me in reality 

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Man there’s this one reviewer I used to be a fan of when I was like 14 and forgot how many videos had him talking about how anything related to love makes him uncomfortable because he’s asexual and then randomly rants about how it’s weird that allos are into sex

My ickle lagiacrus is so terrifying, even adult monsters run from him! They hear his roar, and they flee!

I found it amusing that both lagiacrus and even the garuga duo ended up fleeing from my lagiacrus’s Roar.  I always thought it was limited to Small Monsters, but looks like pretty much anything’s fair play with it. Wonder if I can use it to make Rajang leave me alone too…

Also, how did that flimsy rope bridge not collapse under the adult lagiacrus’s weight? oO

anonymous asked:

harry only sold 70k more than zayn who did 0 promo vs harry's entire grand promo campaign with the entirety of columbia's heavyweights pushing his career. so i don't see where the grand evil success lies. he actually underperformed initial projections from columbia which are set extremely low on purpose to make the actual expected sales look better. the fandom drama and het stunt bullshit hurt his sales so much.

i think he still did really, really well. he debuted at #1 in both the us and uk, which is pretty huge. not to mention how his lls skits and music video have exploded. even if it wasn’t as massive as people anticipated, he’s still been very successful.

anonymous asked:

so are you ever going to bring back the idea of making a YT channel? i think it'd be pretty cool if you did

The idea never left, haha! I really love a lot of Youtube stuff and it’s always seemed like a a fun thing to try out– mostly it’d be a matter of what kind of content people would want?

I know speedpaints would likely be the main things if I did get round to making a channel, plus maybe stuff like my vlog-video-thing from the last time I went to London ComicCon ‘cause that was super fun to make!– but suggestions would be hella appreciated from anybody else who might be interested if I made a channel :D

rustywolf14  asked:


Tell me a funny story that’s happened to you.

Okay so Dusty and I were at a video rental store (ikr?? those still exist??!) and we were browsing around for a good movie to watch. Suddenly this creepy looking guy comes walking out of the 18+ section of the store, with a stack of about 10 dvds in his arms. He then goes into the bathroom and doesn’t come out for a while. When he does, he walks up to the cashier, after making sure no one else was in line (he did this by pretending to look at ‘normal’ movies for a while). The cashier looked very nervous about this whole situation. The creepy dude pays for all of his pornos, and when he leaves, the cashier says something to her coworker and she starts running towards the bathroom, presumably to wash her hands after touching that creepo’s money. Needless to say, we were on the floor laughing. x’D

Can I just say that I absolutely love creativity?

I love art, music, acting, writing and photography. I’m taking an improv class and volunteering there with kids this summer.
Whenever I watch a let’s play or play a game myself, the first thing I look at is art and music.
I want to learn so much more about all of it and it makes me so damn happy.
And the best part, ever since I started watching @therealjacksepticeye, I feel so much more inclined and confident in sharing what I do with it. I used to keep everything I did to myself, I used to not talk to anyone, and now… Now I post art and music stuff daily. Now I have a passion for YouTube and acting and I really want to go to college for art design or cinema stuff such as acting or video editing.
So I just wanted to say thanks to Seán for being such a huge inspiration to be myself and helping me appreciate so much more in creativity. Thanks for inspiring me to share what I love and inspiring me to spread positivity and joy to others. :)

anonymous asked:

During the press week the girls did a few weeks ago, I saw a video where Sasha says something along the lines of "the person who plays A.D. is a really good actor, they couldn't have picked a better actor for this." So this makes me think it can't be Lucas bc Brendan's acting is a bit miff, or Keegan tbh. I'm thinking Troian, her acting is excellent, easily the best on the show. (The twin theory) Ian, Janel, Sasha?? Those are the only ones who do it for me

I agree with Brendan not being the best actor, but no matter who it is the other cast members will flatter them, so I won’t take this comment to heart! Sasha could even be talking about Dre (Shower Harvey) lol

juheonn  asked:


I mean I never explicitly said that I was learning korean nor did they know I was since it’s buried in my FAQ and I understand where they’re coming from in a sense but yeah I don’t wanna start anything tho thanks for sticking up for me!! So I guess nows the time to let you guys know that yes I am learning Korean and I do use it when I make gifs sometimes especially when I am translating from videos with no eng subs available. However since I’m still learning, I may mistranslate sometimes but I’m on my way to learning it much better ~~

anonymous asked:

Can birds do drugs?

If you mean “can birds knowingly go out and acquire illegal psychologically modifying chemicals for recreational use” I would say definitely not. However, birds can and have been observed getting totally sauced on various delicious fermented fruits.

Waxwings and robins will gorge on thawed berries until some of them are so inebriated that Environment Yukon has taken to keeping the worst off in tiny bird drunk tanks until they’re sober enough to leave. Inebriated zebra finches sing like they’re at terrible karaoke nightDrunk parrots periodically fill animal hospitals in AustraliaA flock of intoxicated starlings stopped traffic in Austria after running into numerous cars. THE LIST GOES ON.

As mentioned in the video, hilarious to hear about but in reality it is causing a major problem; these “drunk” birds have a hard time avoiding head-on collisions with buildings and other man-made paraphernalia. Moral of the story: don’t drink and fly, kids. Unless you’re a bat. Because it turns out you don’t need to pass a breathalyzer test to fly with sonar.