I cannot believe this shit

What the fuck is going on?!

Ok. This is going to sound really weird. Because, like, I’m a witch and shit.

But I seriously cannot believe what the fuck is happening lately.

Stuff is… working. Really, really working.

Like, this tarot deck that felt alien for months is being super on-point.

And my first storm spell worked.

And a driving away spell I cast worked.

And all this shit is fucking working.

And some of it is stuff I cast like a month ago and forgot about, but there’s so much of it going on at once and it’s so dramatic that there’s no way it could just be a big fucking coincidink.

Why?! What the fuck is going on?!

Why?!

Why am I so stunned that things are working?!

Why are they working?!

What is my life?!

Am I the only new-ish witch who feels this way?!

AHHHHH!!!!???

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this crack is the onus i did not even realize i was under.  (or on.  whatever.)

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Kids, shine your astrospurs and don your robot fists, ‘cause it’s time for SPARKS NEVADA, MANCHILD ON MARS!

Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars, was sitting at his desk and toying with a space-paper clip when his faithful Martian companion, Croach the Tracker, entered the Marshal Station.  As Croach carefully laid his bow and quantum arrows down upon his own desk, the Marshal slumped noticeably down in his chair.

“Sparks Nevada,” the Martian politely acknowledged, with the slightest tip of his head in Sparks’s direction.

“Hmmph,” was the Marshal’s only reply, but he watched the Martian warily from under the brim of his hat in the minutes of silence that followed.

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so imagine doing hamlet, but claudius and laertes are basically yzma and kronk

[11:24:01 PM] Odessa: the poison. the poison for hamlet. the poison chosen especially to kill hamlet. hamlet’s poison.
[11:24:18 PM] mega parsecs: YES THAT POISON
[11:24:34 PM] mega parsecs: pull the sword laertes
[11:24:41 PM] mega parsecs: wrong swooooooooooooooord
[11:24:56 PM] Odessa: ndsjkfnjakfgra
[11:26:20 PM] mega parsecs: u even have the last minute turn on the villain
[11:26:43 PM] mega parsecs: and you know what, laertes? i never did like your spinach puffs!!

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'Doctor Strange' Script Gets Some 'Community' Help From Dan Harmon (Exclusive)
The comedy creator has little experience writing for superheroes, but he's the latest to join Marvel's odd writing club for the comic book movie starring Benedict Cumberbatch.

This shit. This fucking shit right here. I cannot believe this. We all know from the Suicide Squad experience that if these kind of last-minute changes were made to a DC movie, commentators would be going absolutely wild and prematurely declaring the film a “mess” and a “failure” before it even hit the box office. But what have these folks got to say when M.arvel does it?

“The move follows the outside-the-box thinking that Marvel is known for. One of the best example is hiring Anthony and Joe Russo, best known as TV comedy directors for their work on Arrested Development, Happy Endings, and, yes, Community, to make the jump into superheroes. They have now directed two of Marvel’s most acclaimed movies, Captain America: The Winter Solider and Captain America: Civil War.”

Yes, so out-of-the-box. So creative. So original. But when it’s done for M.CU movies. Also, just a reminder, this is the same outlet that published this disaster of an article. Could their bias be any more transparent?

And what’s Collider got to say?

“Usually, reshoots aren’t a signifier of trouble. Especially with major blockbusters, it’s common for studios to schedule additional shooting days beyond principal photography, and Marvel has made this standard practice for all of their films—Captain America: Civil War had reshoots, as did Guardians of the Galaxy. It’s interesting, though, that Marvel chose Harmon. Might he be lending some more comedic breath to the story of Stephen Strange?”

Of course, when Suicide Squad had reshoots, DC was “course correcting” trying to avoid the “failure” of BvS. For contrast, just read this other article, also published by Collider, about the Suicide Squad reshoots. The difference really speaks for itself.

It’s this sort of thing that gives weight to the accusations of media bias towards the M.CU and against the DCEU.

GUESS WHOSE COWORKERS ARENT HERE

ONE TOOK THE DAY OFF MONTHS AGO
THEN MY BOSS (WHO HAS TO BE HERE BC ITS KINDA THE LAW) TOOK THE DAY OFF AND WONT ANSWER HIS PHONE
AND THEN ONE COWORKER CALLED IN SICK
AND THE OTHER JUST DIDNT SHOW UP

PARKS AND REC WORK

THERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 5 OF US
TIME TO GO GET SOME KIDS