BABY RBB WAS WEARING A MICHAEL JACKSON-ESQUE HAT WITH A BABY BOTTLE!! AND GUESS WHAT POPULAR MICHAEL JACKSON SONG TALKS ABOUT HAVING A KID?? BILLIE FUCKING JEAN!! “SHES JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON”
this crack is the onus i did not even realize i was under. (or on. whatever.)
Kids, shine your astrospurs and don your robot fists, ‘cause it’s time for SPARKS NEVADA, MANCHILD ON MARS!
Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars, was sitting at his desk and toying with a space-paper clip when his faithful Martian companion, Croach the Tracker, entered the Marshal Station. As Croach carefully laid his bow and quantum arrows down upon his own desk, the Marshal slumped noticeably down in his chair.
“Sparks Nevada,” the Martian politely acknowledged, with the slightest tip of his head in Sparks’s direction.
“Hmmph,” was the Marshal’s only reply, but he watched the Martian warily from under the brim of his hat in the minutes of silence that followed.
so imagine doing hamlet, but claudius and laertes are basically yzma and kronk
[11:24:01 PM] Odessa: the poison. the poison for hamlet. the poison chosen especially to kill hamlet. hamlet’s poison. [11:24:18 PM] mega parsecs: YES THAT POISON [11:24:34 PM] mega parsecs: pull the sword laertes [11:24:41 PM] mega parsecs: wrong swooooooooooooooord [11:24:56 PM] Odessa: ndsjkfnjakfgra [11:26:20 PM] mega parsecs: u even have the last minute turn on the villain [11:26:43 PM] mega parsecs: and you know what, laertes? i never did like your spinach puffs!!
tfw ur mom brings pasta instead of corn tortillas, even though you have 0 corn tortillas and liKE 10 POUNDS OF PASTA LIKE WTF MOM I TRUSTED YOU
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT WE DID NOT NEED 2 MORE BOXES OF GLUTEN FREE PASTA WE’RE NOT EVEN GLUTEN FREE. ALL I WANTED WAS A DAMN QUESADILLA AND NOW I GOTTA HOPE THAT MY DAD LOVES ME ENOUGH TO PICK SOME UP RIP ME
This shit. This fucking shit right here. I cannot believe this. We all know from the Suicide Squad experience that if these kind of last-minute changes were made to a DC movie, commentators would be going absolutely wild and prematurely declaring the film a “mess” and a “failure” before it even hit the box office. But what have these folks got to say when M.arvel does it?
“The move follows the outside-the-box thinking that Marvel is known for.
One of the best example is hiring Anthony and Joe Russo, best known as
TV comedy directors for their work on Arrested Development, Happy Endings, and, yes, Community, to make the jump into superheroes. They have now directed two of Marvel’s most acclaimed movies, Captain America: The Winter Solider and Captain America: Civil War.”
Yes, so out-of-the-box. So creative. So original. But when it’s done for M.CU movies. Also, just a reminder, this is the same outlet that published this disaster of an article. Could their bias be any more transparent?
“Usually, reshoots aren’t a signifier of trouble. Especially with major
blockbusters, it’s common for studios to schedule additional shooting
days beyond principal photography, and Marvel has made this standard
practice for all of their films—Captain America: Civil War had reshoots, as did Guardians of the Galaxy.
It’s interesting, though, that Marvel chose Harmon. Might he be lending
some more comedic breath to the story of Stephen Strange?”