I need to kill a plot bunny, and I’m pretty sure the only way to do so will be to finally write it. For those who don’t know me, I used to fucking adore the Eragon series. Like, I was so bad @celestialbureaucrat had to read the books herself to hold down a conversation with me (in retrospect I am so sorry friend). Looking back, I can say the series is shit and not worth the time to read, but this one fucking behemoth of an Eragon fanfic plot bunny will not leave me alone. Now, I wasn’t in touch with online fandom at the time, otherwise, I probably would have written a really shitty fanfic and gotten rid of this plague, so this monstrosity has been gestating for probably 10 years now.
This shit has everything from terrible OCs who completely take over the story to Frankenstein’s monster-esque worldbuilding additions. It is time to put it to rest. RIP in pizzas, me; I’m probably going to be spending this November (and probably beyond) giving birth to this thing. I really wish I didn’t have to write this, but I feel like it needs to come up in the same way vomit does once it has started its ascent up the esophagus. Jesus fucking Christ, sorry for the short ramble.
T R A G E D Y noun | trag·e·dy | \ˈtra-jə-dē\ | 悲劇 : a very bad event that causes great sadness and often involves someone’s death : a very sad, unfortunate, or upsetting situation : something that causes strong feelings of sadness or regret : a play, movie, etc., that is serious and has a sad ending (such as the death of the main character).