Wait! Does this mean the next movie is going to have Teenage Groot? As in, angsty, over emotional, no-one-understands-me Groot? Is he going to dress inappropriately? Rebel? Is he going to go through an emo phase? Is Volume 3’s soundtrack just going to be all the emo classics? I NEED TO KNOW!
Ok so one of the best parts of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was when Stan Lee was in space and telling the aliens how before he was a FedEx delivery guy, which was his cameo in Captain America Civil War. This means that all of his cameos are the same person, not just a bunch of random normal people.
Imagine if Tony somehow understands Groot? Like Groot says “I am groot” and Tony responds back nonchalantly and it goes silent and everyone else is just starring at him and he’s just like “….what?” And Quill’s like, “you can understand him?” And Tony’s just like “You can’t?” And Rocket’s all jealous, Gamora is mildly impressed, Drax is happy for his friend and Quill is just confused and kinda frustrated because he’s been trying to understand Groot for ages and Groot is just so happy that he has another friend that can understand what he’s saying and sometimes they’ll gossip about the rest of the team specifically how big of a crush Peter has on Tony idk where I’m going with this but it’s just a cute thought
Yondu didn’t have a talking car but he did have a flying arrow. He didn’t have the beautiful voice of an angel but he did have the whistle of one. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women and fought robots. I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all, and it was you, Yondu. I had a pretty cool dad.
In Guardian of Galaxy vol2 it looks like now every member of the guardians are able to understand what Groot means when he says “I am groot”, so it created this scene in my head.
Imagine in infinity war, the Avengers have a plan they tell the guardian about it and Starlord goes “We’re gonna new to talk about it amongs ourself first”. So they all toward each other and go “I am groot”
“I am groot”
“I am groot !”
“I am groot, I am groot, I am groot.”
“I am groot?”
“I am groot”
And they go on like this for a while until Starlord turns toward the Avengers and says “Okay we’ll do it”
And the Avengers just stare at him because What the Fuck?