I WANT TO PRETEND THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN

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“The problem was that the creatures who had managed to survive the city he’d made were a new kind of misery entirely— Brekker, his Wraith queen, his rotten little court of thugs. A fearless breed, hard-eyed and feral, hungrier for vengeance than for gold.”

Crowd silencing quotes from cartoons
  • Avatar the Last Airbender: "You might have everyone else here buying your ... transformation, but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something, right now. You make one step backward, one slip-up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends right then and there. Permanently."
  • Over the Garden Wall: "At least wait until the storm dies down a bit. You'll be no good to your brother dead." "I was never any good to him alive, either."
  • Gravity Falls: "You really aren't gonna thank me, are you? Fine. On one condition: you stay away from the kids; I don't want them in danger. 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, they're the only family I have left."
  • Adventure Time: "... if I do things... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me! Just... watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity! And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again... please love me again, Betty!!"
  • Steven Universe: "What do you know about my Mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know, she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"
  • Legend of Korra: "Don't pretend you know what it felt like! The Avatar is adored by millions! I was cast aside by my own parents like I meant nothing to them. How could I just stand by and watch the same thing happen to my nation, when it needed someone to guide it?"
  • Lilo and Stitch: "But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves."
  • Rick and Morty: "That - out there - that's my grave. On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed, and in this one, we were dead. So we came here and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says 'don't run'. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.?"
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog: "There's no such thing as 'perfect'. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything."
fun fanfic idea
  • partners on a case au
  • going undercover as a newly engaged couple
  • making heart eyes at each other and pretending it’s all just part of an act
  • flirting that may or may not be real
  • fake-out make-outs that aren’t wholly necessary
  • calling each other “detective” after kissing because they’re both flustered and awkward
  • REAL making out in the evidence lock-up the next day
  • it’s brooklyn nine-nine. this literally happened on brooklyn nine-nine. seriously this was a real episode

So that last Pash interview has me scratching my head a bit. Maybe you guys can help me make sense of this. It’s possible I’m applying what Kubo-sensei is saying to the wrong dialogue or something.

This part is bugging me in particular.

What Victor told Yuuri right before he starts (his Episode 12 Free Skate) performance, more than something that he really thinks deep down, is what he came up with when thinking about what could encourage Yuuri Katsuki the most, so basically it’s “Victor playing the role of Victor as Yuuri expects him” (source)

Like … ?

Okay. This kind of makes sense if she’s just talking about what Victor says to Yuuri at first. You know, when Victor is saying all that “You can win gold. Believe in yourself” stuff. (Though it still doesn’t make 100% sense because when has Yuuri not shut Victor down for trying to act like a “model coach”? This is not “Victor as Yuuri expects him”. Yuuri has never expected that.)

But is Kubo-sensei talking about what Victor says afterward? And by that, I mean the “Give me a gold medal to kiss already” dialogue.

Because a huge part of Victor’s character arc is about being true to himself and not what Yuuri or anyone else expects him to be?? 

Because you know. This happened.

And also this.

Please tell me I’m misinterpreting this interview.

Surely she’s not suggesting everything Victor said was just what he thought Yuuri wanted to hear? Surely the interview just left out the rest of her thoughts on what else he said in this scene?

Because otherwise, that goes against a very powerful message about Victor, who has reinvented himself time and time again to make his audience happy. Now he’s just doing that for Yuuri, and there’s no growth there.

A+ healers 10/10 would recommend 

Dudes you can ship what you want but you can’t deny that JD and Veronica’s relationship was in no way healthy, Our Love Is God is not a romantic song like at all and I am personally gonna blow up the school of the next person who says they need a boy like JD so maybe they’ll finally understand that he ain’t a good boyfriend!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

That Jikook moment was NOT fanservice by ANY means. Whoever said it was fanservice is blind, in denial, or been an ARMY for two days. Like that was too natural + Jin's reaction + Jimin and JK didn't even acknowlede Army's screams + both of them like literally walked away after, pretended it didn't happen and went on business like usual. That moment was unplanned. (p.s. Jimin legit looked like he stopped himself from actually kissing JK when he realized where he was)

that’s exactly what i’ve been wanting to say all day! you legit took the words right out of my mouth..

some people are calling it fanservice and i needed to point out that IT’S NOT! it’s just not ,in order for someone to think it’s “fanservice” they must know nothing about these two’s relationship’s “changes” / “the development stages of it”, throughout  the few past years  , like you said they’ve been a fan for 2 days .

plus as you said , if it was  indeed “fanservice” only, i don’t think jin would have been that surprised because from his point of view they must have looked like they were kissing which left him in shock , 

 you’ve literally pointed everything out i love you! 

what really proves that this moment was indeed unplanned is how they both reacted after it ended , jungkook suddenly felt an urgent need to stand up and look for something (water i believe) , and jimin just started going back and forth then standing next to taehyung , as if they both realised what they’ve done … in public . 

yes indeed , jimin looked like he was really planning on kissing jungkook , he even pushed his head back for God’s sake , even jungkook was expecting a kiss from the way he closed his eyes and tilted his head , and can we talk about how submissive he looked for jimin 

The Accidental Kiss part 1
  • Riley and Farkle are standing by their lockers.
  • Riley: So, will you help me study for the biology test?
  • Farkle: Sure. When?
  • Riley: Tonight, around 7, at Topanga's.
  • Farkle: Sounds like a plan.
  • Riley: Thanks.
  • Farkle: No problem.
  • The bell rings.
  • Farkle: I have to go. I don't want to be late again.
  • Farkle hugs Riley. Then he gives her a quick peck on the lips and walks to his class. Riley stands there in disbelief. Farkle arrives in his science class and sits down. He takes out his work and then it hits him.
  • Farkle: (screams) What have I done?
  • The whole class stares at him.
  • Meanwhile Riley is still standing in the hallway. The bell rings again. Maya walks up to Riley. She waves her hand in front of her face. Riley doesn't blink.
  • Maya: Honey, what's wrong?
  • Riley snaps out of it.
  • Riley: I think Farkle just kissed me.
  • Maya: You think? You don't know.
  • Riley: It happened so fast. He definitely caught me by surprise.
  • Maya: I know I'm going to regret asking this, but was the kiss good?
  • Riley: (smiles) That's the thing. The kiss was great.
  • Maya: Then, what's the problem?
  • Riley: I don't know where we stand. Was it a one time kiss? Are we dating? Are we friends who kiss? What are we? I want to know.
  • Maya: You and Farkle need to talk about this.
  • Riley: Why is life complicated?
  • Maya: I don't know honey. Let's go to class.
  • They walk to their classroom.
  • Cafeteria.
  • Farkle, Lucas, and Zay are sitting together. Lucas and Zay are talking. Farkle is distracted. Lucas notices.
  • Lucas: What's wrong?
  • Farkle: Nothing.
  • Zay: Something's off. Tell us.
  • Farkle: It's complicated.
  • Meanwhile Riley and Maya walk in the cafeteria. Riley sees Farkle.
  • Maya: Talk to him.
  • Riley: I don't know if I can. Can't I pretend the kiss didn't happen?
  • Maya: No.
  • Riley: You talk to him for me.
  • Maya: No.
  • Riley: I forgot. I have to talk to my dad about history homework.
  • Maya: We have no homework.
  • Riley: It's a different kind of homework.
  • Maya pushes Riley to Farkle's table. Farkle tenses up when he sees Riley.
  • Maya: Look Riley, it's Farkle. Isn't there something you wanted to say to him?
  • Riley nods her head.
  • Maya: Then say it.
  • Riley: (To Farkle) Hi.
  • Farkle: (To Riley) Hi.
  • Riley: (To Lucas) Hi.
  • Lucas: (To Riley) Hi.
  • Riley: (To Zay) Hi.
  • Zay: (To Riley) Hi.
  • Farkle: (To Maya) Hi.
  • Maya: Not doing it.
  • Riley: Gotta go.
  • Riley starts leaving when Maya grabs her.
  • Maya: No. You sit down and talk to Farkle. Lucas, Zay, and I will eat lunch at a different table. I'm watching you two. You are not leaving until you talk about this kiss.
  • Zay: What?
  • Maya: I'll tell you about it later. (Looks at Riley and Farkle) Talk.
  • Maya, Lucas and Zay leave the table. Riley and Farkle stare at each other.
  • Riley: So....
  • Farkle: So...
  • Riley: I have to go to the thing with the thing.
  • Farkle: So do I.
  • Riley: I'm glad we talked.
  • Farkle: Me too.
  • Riley: Bye.
  • Farkle: Bye.
  • They take off.
  • Maya: You got to be kidding me!
  • Lucas: What do we do now?
  • Maya: It's time for us to intervene.
  • Zay: How?
  • Maya: I have a idea.
  • To be continued...
Prompt list
  • 1: Why is the microwave on fire?
  • 2: Babe, babe, shut the fuck up
  • 3: Fuck you I'm a genius
  • 4: It was you're idea to watch horror movies
  • 5: Did you eat my pop tarts?
  • 6: Is that my shirt?
  • 7: Woah you look super hot, I mean good! Fuck
  • 8: I'm gay motherfucker
  • 9: Honestly sometimes I can't remember if I love you or hate you
  • 10: We're running from the cops and it's all your fault!
  • 11: Not now please, we're in public!
  • 12: You wouldn't understand so don't worry about it
  • 13: You're a terrible singer but I still love you
  • 14: Are you nervous?
  • 15: Shit I didn't know that you just got out of the shower
  • 16: Why don't you make me!
  • 17: What did you do this time?
  • 18: You're blushing so hard and honestly it's adorable
  • 19: I thought you were supposed to be a tough guy?
  • 20: She scares me sometimes and honestly it's so hot
  • 21: Why do you always have to be the hero?
  • 22: You want sensitive? I can be sensitive!
  • 23: If you die I don't know what I would do
  • 24: Why are you staring at me like that?
  • 25: Look I didn't want to be your partner for this project but I am
  • 26: Admit it, you love me
  • 27: I hate your stupid, adorable face
  • 28: It was a mistake I'm sorry
  • 29: I'm not talking to you
  • 30: You think I didn't already know that?!
  • 31: You don't have to lie. You can be honest with me
  • 32: It's okay to be scared, we all get scared sometimes
  • 33: Why what's that on your neck?
  • 34: I was gone for a couple minutes! What happened?!
  • 35: I'm just going to leave and pretend I didn't see anything
  • 36: Please don't cry, I hate seeing you like this
  • 37: Maybe it would be better if you never meet me
  • 38: I can't believe this is happening
  • 39: You're drunk, come on let me take you home
  • 40: I'd never use you
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ya’ll y’all wanted a selfie, ya’ll y’all got one two! 📸

I promised this like a month ago now let’s all go back to our simming and pretend this didn’t happen

Not Your Fault

Requested: Can you do one where y/n finds out that she can’t get pregnant ?

Your name: submit What is this?

~~~

It’s your fault. That’s what you found out today. You went to the doctor because you and your husband Shawn have been trying to get pregnant for a few months, and you both thought it would be a good idea to see if there was a reason why or if anything was wrong. You know that sometimes it just takes a while to get pregnant, so since it had only been a few months of trying, you weren’t too worried.

But the doctor ran tests on both you and Shawn, and the test results just came back today. It turns out that Shawn is perfectly fine and capable of getting you pregnant, but the problem is that you can’t get pregnant, something about being infertile. You barely heard much of what the doctor said in that office. All you heard was that it was your fault, and that’s all you needed to hear to spend the rest of the meeting just trying to keep yourself from falling apart. The doctor was telling you about other options, about things you could do instead. Shawn’s hand was securely in yours the entire meeting, his thumb comfortingly running along the back of your hand, but it didn’t make you feel much better.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I love your headcanon posts, they're the best :) So I wanted to ask if you could write down your headcanon of Dany's reaction to seeing Jon with his hair down for the first time (I know that didn't happen yet but let's pretend it did)

Ooh yessss (and it’ll happen soon enough anyway lol)! 

Are we going with the first time she sees him with his hair down is during boatsex? (because I guess I am)

  • Dany has always secretly been wondering what Jon looks like with his hair down. The manbun is fine but she knows he has long hair and she’s dying to see it
  • so as soon as she realizes that things are getting serious, she undoes his hair first before they even touch their clothes
  • personally, she thinks that his hair is prettier than hers
  • she can’t stop touching it; it’s silky soft and beautifully curly and the fact that they both have their hair down makes the moment far more intimate
  • she wants to forbid him to ever put his hair up again (at least in the bedroom lol)
  • she falls asleep running her fingers through his hair; she’s never felt hair like his before and she knows that it shouldn’t turn her on as much as it does but she can’t be that surprised because she knows everything about Jon turns her on more than it should 
  • she makes him swear not to tell anyone that she’s obsessed with his hair (and he agrees, trying not to laugh)
  • when she goes to Winterfell she finds that Ghost’s fur reminds her of Jon’s hair; they’re both soft and smooth 
  • later, when he gets his hair trimmed, she saves a few locks of his hair and has it sewn into the bodice of her winter coat, right above her heart-another way that she can keep him with her no matter where she goes, especially when they go into battle
  • Daeron is the only one of their children who gets their father’s hair, though his is a dark blond; the girls have wavy hair but it’s not the same

Enjoy! Also I’m so glad that you like these little headcanon posts-they’re very spur of the moment and I absolutely love writing them, especially because you all are so creative :) 

byron in albert's route
  • albert: we need to find you a fiancee.
  • byron: meh.
  • albert: an heir is a good idea.
  • byron: do whatever you want. *sulks*
  • --------
  • princess: thank you for having me.
  • byron: psst, i don't really wanna get married.
  • princess: oh.
  • byron: ignore everyone when they say i do, okay? ;)
  • --------
  • nobles: i wanna see the princess dance with byron!
  • byron: *pretends not to hear anything*
  • nobles: it would be nice to see it!
  • byron: *looks further away*
  • --------
  • princess: in that case let me dance with albert.
  • albert: wha?
  • byron: *smiles* yes. yes, dance with albert.
  • nobles: okay then.
  • --------
  • albert: so how do you like the princess?
  • byron: meh not interested.
  • albert: you have to marry her to avoid a war.
  • byron: k.... :(
  • --------bonus scene that didn't happen
  • byron: you keep talking about the princess and finding a fiancee, why don't YOU marry her then!
  • albert: maybe i will!
Prompt List
  • 1: "Can we please do that again?"
  • 2: "You should know that your really easy to fool."
  • 3: "Why are you still here, can't you just leave?"
  • 4: "I know you don't love me, but I love you."
  • 5: "My head is pounding!"
  • 6: "Let me take you out for dinner."
  • 7: "Let have a baby."
  • 8: "What are you wearing?"
  • 9: "We made a bet, and you lost. Now you have to do it."
  • 10: "Is that a tattoo?"
  • 11: "This is the only time you are ever going to be in the same bed with me."
  • 12: "You are so sappy."
  • 13: "I never imagined that I was going to be marrying my best friend."
  • 14: "Just go get me some fucking tampons!"
  • 15: "I can't believe I'm doing this."
  • 16: "Just keep singing."
  • 17: "What is going on here?"
  • 18: "You saw me naked!"
  • 19: "Why are you calling me at 3 in the morning?"
  • 20: "You are driving me crazy!"
  • 21: "I'm a big girl, let me handle it myself."
  • 22: "Please, don't leave me."
  • 23: "Your crushing me."
  • 24: "It's not that bad."
  • 25: "Did you just moan?"
  • 26: "I'm just over this relationship."
  • 27: "You can't kick me out! This is my bed too!"
  • 28: "Please put pants on, your embarrassing me."
  • 29: "You cheated on me. I can't just pretend it didn't happen."
  • 30: "You look good in my clothes."
  • 31: "How drunk was I?"
  • 32: "Well, this is awkward."
  • 33: "I'm an artist. The world is my canvas."
  • 34: "I may or may not have... (fill in the blank)"
  • 35: "Take notes sweetheart."
  • 36: "Want to go kiss in the rain?"
  • 37: "Take off your shirt."
  • 38: "Blimey! You scared me."
  • 39: "You seem to love Harry Potter more than me."
  • 40: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
  • 41: "Fuck off!"
  • 42: "Say you'll move in with me."
  • 43: "Hey have you seen the...? <i>Oh.</i>
  • 44: "Wow, this is just so crazy."
  • 45: "C'mon, I'm adorable. You can't stay mad at me."
  • 46: "Silence is not a good enough punishment."
  • 47: "I'm coming, don't worry."
  • 48: "I don't know what I'm feeling, but I know it's because of you."
  • 49: "Stop making me laugh! I'm gonna wee in my pants!"
  • 50: "Don't you ever give up on me.
  • Please send in your request!

anonymous asked:

honestly i'm glad he ignored the "SHANE'S VIDEO" comments because tbh that video was kinda yikes.. i like shane, i don't think he meant any harm but bringing up stuff that d&p themselves are never gonna mention just feels wrong mostly because the "theory" is probs true and it would've made me really uneasy if i were them.. it's better to pretend it didn't happen than give it more importance. plus the whole "i think they're doing these things deliberately for attention" argument was a bit rude

i dont think its a matter of the “theory” being true or not but some of shane’s comments like “they’re just fucking with us” and “they’re just putting those things out there” kind of erased the integrity and authenticity that dan and phil value so highly in their careers and in the relationship with their audience and i dont think dan would’ve wanted to encourage that ideology any further

addiscnn  asked:

Why do you think people were/are so fascinated with the Columbine mass murder and the two guys behind it? Whats another mass murder do you think should've received as much attention but didn't?

Although there were plenty of cases of school shootings before them, they received the most media attention and attention from the public, I assume because of the amount of victims as well as there being two shooters.

It is my opinion that they were able to kill as many as they did due to planning everything out for a prolonged period of time. (It’s also my opinion that they told a lot of people who pretended they didn’t know it was going to happen due to not wanting to get in trouble themselves). Other school shooters didn’t seem to plan it out as much, it was more of a spur of the moment thing that they decided to do. It’s usually done quickly and they are apprehended just as quickly, which wasn’t the case at Columbine. And because they planned everything out, they left a lot of stuff behind, such as videos and journals and the like, which we don’t really see with other school shooters. Then, of course, there’s the fact that they died that day as well, which leaves an air of mystery to them in that no one had the opportunity to witness them age, go to prison, write to them or anything. So they are eternally teenage boys that a lot of people, mostly young teenagers, can relate to on some level or another. What they were going through at the time, all of their teenage angst bullshit is the same kind of thing most teens go through so they understand them, as future generations of teens probably will if currently is any indication. And most other school shooters that survived their own attacks have grown up and realized they made a dumb mistake/ aren’t of the same mindset as they were as teens…which I’m confident in believing would be the same way Eric and Dylan would feel had they survived…but they didn’t, so all we have from them are their angsty words and aggression.

And then of course there will always be young girls that find them attractive and have a thing for dead bad boys.

🤷🏼‍♀️that’s just my opinion though. I’m not even remotely interested in the case. It’s been discussed to death and there’s no new information so it’s just the same old stuff being talked about repeatedly.

i won’t even be mad if they suddenly decided to do a remake of the percy jackson movies to fit the books more

anonymous asked:

Hi I sent a wcif, you told me a pack, I bought it, the thing I wanted wasn't there, I sent an ask bout it and you deleted the original post. Did you delete it cuz it was wrong or to pretend the wrong-wcif-thing didn't happen?

I actually deleted it by mistake on mobile this morning. I just saw your other ask, as well. I said in the original post that I thought the item was from a certain stuff pack, but I wasn’t certain. 

Checking in CAS now, the pants you sent in the WCIF are from Movie Hangout Stuff, like I said in the original answer! I checked just to make sure, I’d hate to direct someone to the wrong DLC.

Sorry for the confusion. Enjoy Movie Hangout Stuff!