I have an obsession with being other people’s favorite. I want to be their favorite student, favorite associate, favorite friend, favorite person. I want to be the first person they think about when planning a trip. I need them to want me next to them.
@sombreset was making fun of the ygo ita dub opening and then I started listening to it again tonight just because of that, and now I’ve been jamming and listening to it and singing along to it for like 15 straight minutes on repeat send help
What I need, tbh, is a slytherin-hufflepuff friendship, where the slytherin is all cool and badass and fiercely protective of their friends, but never fights for themselves.
And so when they inevitably get bullied for some shit or other, its this sunny, sweet, pure cinnamon roll of a hufflepuff who rolls up their sleeves and turns to the bullies who will see their sorry lives flash in front of their eyes as the puff goes fucking honey badger on their asses.
LOOK AT HER LITTLE FUCKING HAND SHAKING I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING VIDEO GAME NO THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE SOMEBODY GET HER A BLANKEE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I DidnhT SIGN UIOP FOR rtHIS
I’d never ship real people. It’s just silly, inane and disrespectful.
I don’t ship real people, but Cockles are kinda cute. Dumbest ship name ever though.
I don’t ship real people, but WHAT is with those two? SERIOUSLY.
*watches every JIB panel. Twice. Maybe 3 times*
I ship Cockles but not seriously. Just for fun.
*jots down notes for possible Cockles RPF*
Okay, I guess I ship them. But totes on the down-low.
*follows every Cockles blog/group/twitter account*
OMG I really ship them. Assholes.
*casually drops Cockles references into conversations to flush out other shippers*
I ship them HARD. Their portmanteau is PERF.
*Amends blog to reflect that it is now 95% Cockles posts*
I SHIP THEM SO HARD EVERYTHING IS COCKLES THERE IS NO DESTIEL ONLY COCKLES WHAT IS THIS SORCERY THOSE FUCKERS MAKE ME SO HAPPY MY ENTIRE EMOTIONAL STABILITY IS DEPENDANT ON COCKLES. I. AM. FLAIL. *SOBS INTO PILLOW* “WHY, COCKLES WHYYYYY?”
Repeat previous step minimum once every 24 hours. Laugh at anyone at steps 2 or 3.