I MEAN C'MON DUDE

Criminal AUs
  • “The police just threatened you to put your weapon down and you retorted by saying that you’ll take something extremely valuable, and then you grabbed me wTF DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME.”
  • “Y'know, I wouldn’t be so mad about this whole ‘I was secretly a criminal the whole time thing’ if you hadn’t just killed our professor, I mean c'mon dude I know he was a douche to me but that’s no excuse to just MuRDer SOMEONE.”
  • “Okay, I’m sorry, but I CLEARLY got here first.”
  • “You got thrown into prison because you were covering for a relative/your friend and it’s so obvious you don’t fit in here and it’s actually pathetic, so how about I (someone who’s been in here for ages) show you the ropes?”
  • “Pfft, you’re the newbie and you look like such a wuss it’s unreal, I bet you couldn’t handle a single punc — WOAH I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO PUNCH THAT HARD… okay, but you’ve GOT to teach me how to do that and I might be oddly attracted to you?? whaaaat???”
  • “I caught you in the middle of robbing this store and I’m so reporting this, and NO  i will not be bribed; OMG WHAT THEY HAVE THIS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES… okay, maybe I will. “
  • “okay, I know I’m a security guard and I’m not meant to talk to any of the prisoners but seriously you are just so chatty and lovable it’s kind of hard not to talk to you, how did you even get in here???” 
  • “I’m only talking to you, the security guard, because I have a plan to get out of here but I think i kinda like you a bit more (ok a lot more) than the other guards, holy shit I might not leave because of you.”
  • BONUS: “What do you mean you want me to come with you??”
  • “Hey, you know all the expensive things you’ve been getting me the past few months? How did you even manage to afford that? … omfg please tell me you’re joking — YOU’RE NOT JOKING WHAT THE HELL.”
  • “you take the term ‘partner in crime’ to a whole new level.” 
  • Alec: This is going to sound insane but I think Valentine is actually Magnus
  • Jace: uhhh???? I don't think so bro don't fall on his lies, okay?
  • Alec: okay, yeah you're right
  • - 5 minutes later -
  • Jace: Alec, my man, so I don't know how to say this but uhh you were right?
  • Alec: *bolts to save Magnus!Valentine* Jesus fucking Christ Jace

I feel like “stereotypes” have just turned into anything that’s common for certain marginalized groups

New list of Prompts

Hello!Dolls I know i haven’t been around much, but I’ve been going through some shit lately. My dad lost his job, because his bosses are assholes, I’ve been in and out of the hospital, in and out of my house (Because my dad doesn’t have a job), so THANK YOU so much for being patient with me. I’m posting a new prompt list this time for the Avengers, and the Avengers only, i’m busy with school, so it’s easiest to sick to one group of people. 

People i’m taking request for: Steve, Bucky, Tony, 40′s Bucky and Steve, Nat, and Wanda

  1. “Do you want me to leave?”
  2. “I’m not jealous.”
  3. “You can’t keep doing this.”
  4. “I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
  5. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
  6. “You did what?!”
  7. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
  8. “Don’t ask me that.”
  9. “I might have had a few shots.”
  10. “What’s with the box?”
  11. “Say it!”
  12. “I could kiss you right now!”
  13. “Are you done with that?”
  14. “Are you still awake…?”
  15. “Excuse you?”
  16. “This is all your fault!”
  17. “I shouldn’t be in love with you.”
  18. “I could kill you right now!”
  19. “Just admit I’m right.”
  20. “That doesn’t even make sense.”
  21. “That’s irrational.”
  22. “Just pretend to be my date.”
  23. “Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
  24. “When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
  25. “I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.”
  26. “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
  27. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
  28. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
  29. “Can I sit here? The other tables are full.”
  30. “You weren’t supposed to laugh!”
  31. “This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.”
  32. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
  33. “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
  34. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
  35. “Did I say that out loud?”
  36. “Do you think they could have loved me?”
  37. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
  38. “How long have you been standing there?”
  39. “Have I ever lied to you?”
  40. “Have you lost your fucking mind?”
  41. “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”
  42. “I am not losing you again!”
  43. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”
  44. “I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
  45. “I just need to be alone right now.”
  46. “When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”
  47. “I made a mistake.”
  48. “I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”
  49. “I need you to forgive me.”
  50. “I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
  51. “I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”
  52. “I’m flirting with you.”
  53. “I’m not good enough for you.”
  54. “I fell in love with my best friend.”
  55. “I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  56. “I’m up to the challenge.”
  57. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since the day I first met you.”
  58. “I’m yours.”
  59. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
  60. “If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!”
  61. “It’s okay to cry…”
  62. “What do you mean? It’s exciting!”
  63. “Talk to me.”
  64. “Look at me—just breathe, okay?”
  65. “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”
  66. “Oh my god! You’re in love with them!”
  67. “Well, this is where I live.”
  68. “We finish it the same way we started—together.”
  69. “What are you afraid of?”
  70. “You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”
  71. “You deserve so much better.”
  72. “You don’t have to stay.”
  73. “You don’t know you the way I do.”
  74. “You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  75. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  76. “You shouldn’t have even been there!”
  77. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
  78. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
  79. “Teach me?”
  80. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?”
  81. “Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.”
  82. “Just once.”
  83. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  84. “It’s not what it looks like.”
  85. “I got you a present.”
  86. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
  87. “See, now, what that so bad?”.”
  88. “You’re the best part of me.”
  89. “I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”
  90. “Can I hold your hand?”
  91. “Let’s move in together.”
  92. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
  93. “What time is it?”
  94. “Just wait a second.”
  95. “Here, let me.”
  96. “You’re so cute when you pout like that.”
  97. “Hold me back!’
  98. “I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!”
  99. “I adore you.”
  100. “If you’re not nice I won’t let you in my blanket fort”
  101. “I love you and your pretty voice but I just want to sleep right now.”
  102. “This has got to be the stupidest plan you’ve ever come up with.  Of course I’m in!”
  103. “I have a date with destiny.”
  104. “If you don’t stop talking I’m going to have to kiss you.”
  105. “Okay so I lied. People lie all the time.  My parents lied to me about Santa Clause.”
  106. “I have twenty pages left in my book and if you don’t shut up I will do one of the follow: scream, cry, or throw my book at you.”
  107. “You would make a terrible spy.”
  108. “You know I’m starting to see why people say we’re an old married couple.”
  109. “Do you know that was the first time you ever told me you love me?”
  110. “I may have accidentally said something and now my whole family kind of thinks we’re dating. Oops.”
  111. “I don’t see why you’re worried, my family likes you more than me.  I’m not kidding, they told me that.”
  112. “It’s three am, why are you singing pop songs into a hairbrush?”
  113. “You are my teddy bear, so deal with it.”
  114. “Is there any part of you that isn’t bruised?”
  115. “Okay so who do I have to murder?”
  116. “Who is crazier the crazy person or the one who loves them?”
  117. “If anything explodes, I’m leaving.”
  118. “I am not cleaning this up.”
  119. “Stop with the puppy dog eyes, that’s cheating.”
  120. “The police just threatened you to put your weapon down and you retorted by saying that you’ll take something extremely valuable, and then you grabbed me wTF DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME.”
  121. “Y'know, I wouldn’t be so mad about this whole ‘I was secretly a criminal the whole time thing’ if you hadn’t just killed our professor, I mean c'mon dude I know he was a douche to me but that’s no excuse to just MuRDer SOMEONE.”
  122. “Okay, I’m sorry, but I CLEARLY got here first.”
  123. “You got thrown into prison because you were covering for a relative/your friend and it’s so obvious you don’t fit in here and it’s actually pathetic, so how about I (someone who’s been in here for ages) show you the ropes?”
  124. “Pfft, you’re the newbie and you look like such a wuss it’s unreal, I bet you couldn’t handle a single punc — WOAH I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO PUNCH THAT HARD… okay, but you’ve GOT to teach me how to do that and I might be oddly attracted to you?? whaaaat???”
  125. “I caught you in the middle of robbing this store and I’m so reporting this, and NO  i will not be bribed; OMG WHAT THEY HAVE THIS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES… okay, maybe I will. “
  126. “okay, I know I’m a security guard and I’m not meant to talk to any of the prisoners but seriously you are just so chatty and lovable it’s kind of hard not to talk to you, how did you even get in here???”
  127. “I’m only talking to you, the security guard, because I have a plan to get out of here but I think i kinda like you a bit more (ok a lot more) than the other guards, holy shit I might not leave because of you.”
  128. BONUS: “What do you mean you want me to come with you??”
  129. “Hey, you know all the expensive things you’ve been getting me the past few months? How did you even manage to afford that? … omfg pleasetell me you’re joking — YOU’RE NOT JOKING WHAT THE HELL.”
  130. “you take the term ‘partner in crime’ to a whole new level.” 

Dumbledore knew in Harry’s second year that he was a horcrux. I mean c'mon, this is the dude who co-engineered the Philosopher’s stone, and can turn himself invisible without a cloak. When he learned Harry was a parseltongue and then saw the diary, he knew that Harry was a horcrux. Probably didn’t know how many there were, but he knew Harry was going to have to die.

“You shouldn’t be. I mean, c'mon dude. I was there for every crime, I was there to help you every step of the way. That idiot, Adachi, couldn’t even look at a body without crying.  You just had too much faith, but I guess that’s why you were my partner.”

HAHAHHAA Persona 4 AU where Yosuke ended up being the culprit. I really really like the idea of Yosuke being the culprit, even though I know there is p much no way he could have been but I can dream.

Literati 💙

Okay so can I just rant about Jess and Rory from Gilmore Girls for a second. *CONTAINS SPOILERS* I instantly fell for Jess. I mean when I first saw him he was smart and i’ll admit maybe a little immature, and leaving Rory like that wasn’t the best idea but he was young and confused. He thought he was a failure and not good enough for her. Continually through other seasons we see him try and prove to Rory he’s changed. All he needed was to get away and he honestly became a better man for her. He asks her to go with him to NY and that he will support her. She denies. Then he comes back as a FRICKIN AUTHOR. I was so proud of him at that point. He really did turn out alright. He’s still trying to prove himself to her. Show her he’s ready for a serious relationship, that he’s grown up. It really irritated me when she led him on and let him kiss her. I mean c'mon. Give the dude a break Rory. U can’t keep messing with him like that! Jess begins to realise that Rory isn’t treating him right and that he’s wasting his time and we don’t see him again till the revival. In which he comes back and INSPIRES her, helps her when she’s feeling low. Heck he was always there for her. Let’s face it he spent years pining over Rory and they are so suited. He deserves her now. He’s proved that. Rory just can’t see it. I mean where’s Logan when she needs him ? Engaged and in London (he’s also so bad for her.). Dean also is not right for her. I mean it’s always been Jess and it has to end with Jess right ? Idc what the revival says. I say after all Jess has been thru he deserves love.

Originally posted by eleveun

I had all these posts I wanted to make, but I ended up being lazy, so I’ll just leave you with this:

I’ve been contemplating Ransom’s awful frat style and I personally think that a lot of it has to do with him spending his whole life trying to fit into white culture for the sport he loves. Since he was a kid he’s rolled with the same general crowd, and to be a part of the crew you gotta look like part of the crew. I mean c'mon, Ransom is a Nigerian dude who plays hockey, and plays damn well. I’m not saying that’s never happened before but what I am saying is that even in Canada it’s not the most common thing. I think about Ransom’s style and I think about him shying away from his heritage for a good few years just so he could fit in. Eventually it becomes so second nature that he gets used to it, he learns to make it work for him. Salmon shorts from J.Crew? Fuck yeah! Eventually he’s able to take comfort in his style, and to dress for himself rather than someone else because even though he may have underlying insecurities he knows that with his friends at Samwell, it’s not a test. He doesn’t have to walk into group settings everyday feeling like he’s walking into an audition. He’s proved what he had to prove, and now he’s in a place where he doesn’t have to anymore. I think this in collaboration with how much he just honest to god loves his culture is why he talks so much about being Nigerian, because at Samwell he doesn’t always have to be Justin, he can be Ransom too.

  • What I say: I'm fine.
  • What I'm thinking: Why does Michael Jackson take that girl out into the middle of the woods to ask her to be his girl in the that movie at the beginning of the Thriller music video if he knows he's gonna transform and want to kill her? That's so wildly irresponsible. I mean, I know they ran out of gas, but c'mon, dude, you had to have known that was coming. At the very least, drive on the main roads so she can run to somewhere safe and not fall down helpless on a pile of evergreen bushes, I mean, why did you have to go so far out of town? Get it together man, you obviously knew what was going to happen so why didn't you plan ahead and get gas ahead of time. Or maybe just not going out with her on that particular night? Unless this happens every Wednesday. In which case, don't take your girl out on a Wednesday. Are you stupid? Speaking of Wednesday, how did those cops know where to find the guy? Literally 8 seconds after he attacks the girl, the cop finds him. Is he a serial killer? Is that how he gets his victims? Takes 'em out on dates, ask 'em to be his girl and then kills them? Does he re-use the same ring on each of them? I'm glad the real Michael Jackson put that disclaimer at the beginning or else I woulda thought he was one messed up guy.

reclaimerr  asked:

1, 13, 55 :3

1. selfie

WHY DO YOU ALL WANT SELFIES, I HAVE NO MAKEUP ON AND MY HAIRS A MESS AND CHIEF IS GLARING AT ME FROM BEHIND.

13. how do you feel right now?

Far too awake for my own liking, and kinda like I wanna be all ‘cha cha real smooth’ all around my room.

55. tumblr friends

EVERYONE BECAUSE IM SO FRIENDLY (who am I kidding?) Ehhh, yerself mister and I’d consider both Sangheliios and Kaldwins friends. (EVEN IF IM REALLY JUST STALKING YOU ALL FROM AFAR!)

anonymous asked:

there's a man who comes into the fast-food place where I work just to sit at a table and read the paper. I don't rlly care that he never buys anything, but he ALWAYS leaves his news paper, and sometimes other trash, at the table when he leaves! I mean c'mon dude, you have to walk past 2 trash cans to leave, if you don't want the paper anymore than throw it away yourself!