I MEAN C'MON DUDE

dudes love pretending they’re in on some joke at women’s expense like, “i tricked my gf into watching deadpool!” like the fuck you did honey bee, literally everyone with wifi knows who deadpool is like oh my god there have been a million blockbuster superhero/scifi flicks by now and they still act like men were the only ones in the theatre 

reclaimerr  asked:

1, 13, 55 :3

1. selfie

WHY DO YOU ALL WANT SELFIES, I HAVE NO MAKEUP ON AND MY HAIRS A MESS AND CHIEF IS GLARING AT ME FROM BEHIND.

13. how do you feel right now?

Far too awake for my own liking, and kinda like I wanna be all ‘cha cha real smooth’ all around my room.

55. tumblr friends

EVERYONE BECAUSE IM SO FRIENDLY (who am I kidding?) Ehhh, yerself mister and I’d consider both Sangheliios and Kaldwins friends. (EVEN IF IM REALLY JUST STALKING YOU ALL FROM AFAR!)