tiny-angry-lamb asked:

favorite tv shows and favorite quotes? :0

Quotes are a super difficult thing because it means I have to remember words lmao.

TV shows: Steven Universe, Archer, Face-Off(tattoo nightmares and ink master as well), Parks and Recreation, Say Yes to the Dress. I mean, yeah I guess? Like I watch shows and stuff but not too many would I consider as my favorites.

Quotes, I guess:

Literally Arin’s whole rant about Mark Zuckerberg.

“You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.” - Andrew Hussie

“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.” - Burgerpants, Undertale.

“Bad times are just times that are bad.” - Katrina, Animal Crossing.

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight.

platonic-lover asked:

Hi wait I actually kind just wanna know how to cast??? Like my resources are limited and I'm kind of closeted so I can't really used crystals or candles so I'm just like :/ plus like I kind of want to learn how to do this stuff on my own?? Where'd you learn? I understand that everything is about intent but like idk.

I literally googled everything and wrote my own book of shadows/grimoire based on the info I found. The information is out there, and I actually had to tweak most of it to be secular, that is, not relating to religion. And it’s just like… you have to have a fervent wish and then figure out how to release that energy into the world. Some people don’t do shit besides say some words and bam they’ve casted a spell. Some people add candles and crystals and stuff. There’s no rules. Just do what feels right and use what is available to you - maybe make some sigils and charge them on the screen of your phone. Same goes for anything else that you want to enchant that can fit on your screen. Good luck! 

anonymous asked:

Omg! It was revealed on Dispatch article that was posted on 9/30 that explained the whole truth and details of why Jessica was forced out and that it was because the members were greedy and "displeased with Jessica's brand". Unfortunately the article was deleted immediately. But you can find it on Instagram by going to 220cmjessica, you can read the whole story there. Snakes are being exposed, eventually the whole world will know about their nastiness and SM can no longer hide their shadiness.

I literally have no words, it confirms even more that the members were just jealous of her and the fact their parents even have a say is fucking ridiculous and i…i am beyond pissed, no words.

anonymous asked:

Ya know what's funny about the argument that they got the domain names to protect B and the baby? They could have literally just stayed private from the beginning and none of us would know. HONESTLY WHY DO WE KNOW ABOUT THIS PREGNANCY AT ALL? How was this made public and how was this made public so quickly? If they want protection they should have never said a word. Of course this is assuming the baby is even real which at this point I'm saying no.

the entire time, the ENTIRE time that entire family has been invovled in exploiting it. And whether you think the baby is Louis’ or not, anyone who denies that kidding themselves. They’ve made every effort imaginable to be as public, in your face, and loud as possible. 


The Abyss Surrounds Us by Emily Skrutskie

Thank you to NetGalley and Flux for providing this ARC.

Goodreads rating: 4.48

You can find the Goodreads summary here.

Publication date: February 8th 2016

Lord have mercy, I loved this. So. Freaking. Much. I literally have no words. I had no idea at all that I’d love it this much. I mean, I got so attached that 25 pages in, I was crying on the train, while avoiding the weird looks that people were giving me. Eh, the hazards of being a bookworm. Absolutely amazing book, full of action, intense, with no dull moments or filler chapters, easy to get into, easy to read. I honestly have nothing but praise for it.

It tells the story of Cassandra, a girl who is a trainer for Reckoners, huge genetically-engineered sea creatures, created and bred with the purpose of defending ships that cross the waters of the Neo-Pacific, which are swarming with pirates. She departs on her first solo mission - a cruise ship - with the Reckoner she spent the most time training, but something happens to it, rendering it unable to defend the ship when it’s attacked by pirates. They capture Cassandra and she is forced to train a new Reckoner, and make it imprint on the pirate ship (something that is unheard of) - her life is tied to the beast. If it fails, she fails.

I absolutely adored the idea of this book and found it extremely original. I went into it like I always do, knowing absolutely nothing, and when I met the first Reckoner, I just started dumbfounded at the pages, and I kept repeating “this is so cool this is so cool this is SO cool”. Skrutskie crafts a wonderful world, in a limitless ocean, filled with pirates, monsters, floating cities, and populated with compelling and diverse characters. I was kept at the edge of my seat throughout the whole book. It might seem short, at only 288 pages, but this works in its favor - there’s nothing redundant and the reader has no time to grow bored, because something is happening in each moment. It’s a roller-coaster from start to end and I need the next book this second.

I loooooved the characters. Cassandra is incredibly smart, dedicated, has an amazing sense of self preservation and she’s an absolutely kick-ass leading lady. And something that sealed the deal for me was the fact that her sexual orientation has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, in the sense that there’s no explanation as to why she’s gay, no usage of her sexuality to further or motivate the plot. It was fantastic. Her character development was beautiful to read and I absolutely loved her relationship with Swift, the pirate girl whose charge she becomes. The plot is driven mainly by female characters - Cass, Swift and Santa Elena (the captain of the pirate ship - she’s cunning and ruthless and you’re not used to seeing a woman lead a band of pirates and I want to praise Skrutskie for writing such an amazing character) are forces to be reckoned with and it’s so refreshing to see books like these.
And can I add that the huge freaking sea monsters had personalities of their own and were pretty much as important as the main characters? Because that totally happened and it was awesome.

For me, this was a book that kind of departed from the cookie cutter model for YA books. It was a mix of sci-fi and dystopia, with an overwhelming female cast, diversity and plain ol’ good writing. It was just so so soooo good. I urge you guys to pick this up, you’ll fly through it.


To everyone who got this far, thank you for reading and have a wonderful day! Also, feel free to share your thoughts, comment or tell me anything :)

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Another Year

WORD COUNT: 15,804
FANDOM: Osomatsu-san
CHARACTER: Ichimatsu, Karamatsu, Todomatsu, Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Jyushimatsu
WARNINGS: (Touches upon many themes and aspects of depression and anxiety, more specific triggers are listed HERE but reference spoilers within the story itself, I strongly recommend only to look at them if it’s you really, REALLY feel that you have to.)
NOTES: This is a concept I have been working on for….. literally weeks. So here’s this fucking monster of a fic for you guys. I can’t think of anything substantial to say about it because I’m fuckin completely written out, but this is (mostly) set in when the boys were in high school when they were about 16. Enjoy??????

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  • Winter:[says literally anything]
  • Qrow:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Beacon Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Grimm and the White Fang, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top scythe-sniper out of all huntsmen ever. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Remnant, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Cross Continental Transmit System? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across all four kingdoms and your Scroll is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vale military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the kingdom, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
By special request...

So after yesterday’s post about how all I have retained from high school Gaelic is dirty words and how to ask for the washroom, @snurkenach suggested I continue to foul your minds. 

So here we go. I will give you the word in Gaelic, the translation (figurative and literal, when applicable) and how to say it. Usual disclaimer: Different places pronounce things in slightly different ways and Canadian Gaelic is its own dialect. 

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anonymous asked:

But the JimBooty is the only thing keeping the Jimin alive \(o.o)/

you know what, I’m not even going to pretend to laugh because this just isn’t cool. if everyone keeps on using the word booty like that I’m seriously going to hate it. i literally hate the word booty right now. 

jimin is so. much. more. than his fucking body. how many more times does it need to be said that BODIES/LOOKS ARE AN EXTRA. YOU SHOULD NOT STAN SOMEONE. FOR. THEIR. BODIES. 

also everyone makes praise posts about his body which???  how many more times does it have to be said? i see posts like “bless jimins ass” with 4k notes and then theres “jimin sounds like an angel” or something with 200 notes? i dont even get people. i seriously dont. 

sexualizing idols should stop. i think its safe to say jimin is one of the most sexualised kpop idols around?

do people even realize that thats literally using someone for their body? what if someone only dated you for your body, huh? only likes you for your body? is that the way you wanna go? 

this is just, irritating. so fucking irritating. 

anonymous asked:

How to know if you've fallen in love with someone?

You literally think about them all the time. You don’t have to be scrolling through pictures of them 24/7 or replaying your memories with them all the time, but you just can’t stop thinking about them. You could be grabbing lunch and see someone grab pizza and you’ll s think “Oh, my SO likes pizza a lot!” or anything. You just want them all the time and although it’s so easy to say “I love you”, you will never find the right words to ever express how you actually feel not because there’s not enough time, but because love can’t really described with words. That’s when you know.

anonymous asked:

I need more kisses between I/B. Seriously, I mean that little kiss we got had me literally laid out on the floor. The chemistry between GG and CP is ridiculous! Do you think we will get more kissy kissy soon...hopefully they leak some pictures, I'm so damn thirsty🤗😜

I was just sitting here staring at the gifs. Like seriously I don’t think I have the words to encapsulate how I feel about their chemistry. They just fit so well together and they play off each other in a way that I can’t comprehend except to say that it’s magic. It’s so good. It’s like they’re in sync. Their reactions to each other are so realistic and I just…GAAAAAHH. And let’s not forget Candice’s kissing skills. She’s giving Grant’s S1 kiss a run for his money! She used tongue and sucked on his bottom lip 😲. I think we will see more kisses next episode but from E2!WA. We were dry and thirsty for months and yesterday they drenched us in it! They said HERE 🌊🌊🌊 Now swim in it! Lol


literally, literally one of the things I was talking about in my speaking classes this week (and especially yesterday) was about controlling language, and standard language, and people making arbitrary rules about how people should speak etc etc

i always use the example of après que, which, if you follow the ‘rules’, should take the infinitive, except people prefer to use it with the subjunctive

the conversations of course ended up on l’Académie française quite a bit

and now this morning I wake up to find the top trending twitter topic in france is #reformeorthographe, along with #jesuiscirconflexe, with people stressing out about how they’re not going to abadon their circumflexes as the ‘latest’ AF decree would seem to suggest they should

the timing is beautiful and I can’t wait to bring this up next week

anonymous asked:

I don't know why but I always pictured one of scarlet and wolf's children to have a personality like winter's

HUH! personally i wouldn’t hc that but i can TOTALLY see that happening???? 


  • WELL i personally want this new wolflet child to be they/them (i’m not sure what the word is for someone who doesn’t identify by a certain gender… is it genderless??? I HAVE NO CLUE SOMEONE EDUCATE ME)
  • but basically this child is obviously going to have some characteristics like scarlet and wolf, ya know? kinda heated about their opinions, the silent but deadly kind of character

in my own universe this character probably woudln’t exist but IT’S STILL MEGA AWESOME!!!! I LOVE THE IDEA!!!

I can only really say one thing about this number: Holy Fuck That’s a Lot of People to Disappoint. (also yes i hit 500 a while ago i literally just got around to doing this don’t judge)

In all seriousness though, I can’t accurately put into words how thankful I am for all of you that have stuck around to this point and a massive thanks to all the people that I’ve met and befriended along the way. I never even imagined that I’d reach such a momentous number in such a short amount of time.

Anyway, onto the biases! None of this is in any particular order I just put people on the list as they came to mind.

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so today, this lady came into the store, super sweet but kinda scattered and starts asking me if we have “adult coloring books” and I thought she meant the very trendy art therapy “grown up coloring” so I was like yeah you can’t throw a rock in this store without hitting a coloring book lemme help u and showed her a few and she kept saying thats not what she was looking for and talking super fast and mentioning something about “nasty words” and I’m lowkey hella hard of hearing and not catching a lot of this so I was getting internally frustrated and finally i put it together and was like



and she told me she saw them on facebook and some internet browsing led me to this

and she was like OH HONEY I’M SORRY I SHOULD HAVE SAID and i was like m’am no u dont understand i can color swears now

anonymous asked:

it probably doesn't mean much from a simple anon but thank you for defending aces like you are, thank you so much, I've been feeling so invalidated lately from all the arguing about my identity and the aroace thing has been really bothering me because like... people have been flat out calling me homophobic for headcanoning her as aroace so I can relate to her more which makes me feel rly guilty :/

No this means a lot! I’m really glad to hear my words are helping someone. I know how you feel….literally every single time I see an aro/ace spec person make one slip-up, there’s 200 reblogs of people making fun of acephobia, saying it doesn’t exist, calling themselves acephobic ironically, etc. No one takes us seriously, no one cares about us. And it feels awful.

At this point it doesn’t even seem like people are upset about our actions, they’re just flat-out mocking our existence. Or waiting for one of us to make a mistake so they have an excuse to openly hate us.

anonymous asked:

why do you say fairy lights and jumper and literally act like you're british when you're american

is fairy lights a british thing?? huh i didn’t know. as for jumper i just like to use that as opposed to “sweatshirt” or “sweater.” like if you think about it they aren’t really nice words they both have sweat in them.

i don’t think i really act british though, if i do idk why, maybe it’s cause a couple of my friends are british so i’ve picked up some mannerisms off of them (also most of the youtubers i watch are british so idk)