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Egotober, Day 16 - Rot and ruin

Egotober list by @ego-surveillance-squad


Only a sketch for today too, really unoriginal as well, I’m really sorry. I got too busy with unrelated art stuff…

Robbie is another ego I haven’t drawn before and I hoped to make my first drawing of him actually decent. Too bad “decent” just doesn’t seem to work out for me lately.

anonymous asked:

hey broski do u have any drarry fic recs

Oh, pal, boy do I! I have a short list of long recs here. I’m going to try to make this list more concise than my last, but with more recs. Here’s my effort. These aren’t in any particular order.

Chaos Theory by Brief_and_Dreamy ( 43k )

Summary:  When an ancient spell book is discovered in an abandoned vault, Harry–a Curse-Breaker–and Draco–an Unspeakable–are called in to examine it. Draco does everything in his power to resist Potter’s advances, despite his growing crush. Potter just wants sex, he assumes, and Draco doesn’t want to be used. He discovers, however, that some things simply aren’t within our power to control.

It’s been a while since I read this and I know definitely that it’s been seventy-four fics in the time since this one so my memory might be a little spotty. What I do remember, however, is so much tension (it’s almost palpable — you could probably hold it and cradle it in your hand) and snark and hermione being a bamf. Draco/Ron friendship. Also I’m pretty sure Harry smokes weed in this one. “For pain.” Warning: if you do not have an ao3 account, you may not be able to view it.

Better than an Origami Bird by chibaken and jadepreseley (3k)

Summary: A series of letters in which Harry and Draco argue, play truth or dare, get kinky, and are a couple of very naughty (or very good, depending on who you ask) boys during class.

I enjoyed every single word of this alright? The writers have such a great grip on the characters and write them so believably. I appreciate the hell out of the format which reminded me a bit of chat rp. I loved it. 

Can You Feel the Silence by toasterpapa (12k)

Summary:  “He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.”
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He wasn’t mute. He could speak perfectly fine, thank you very much, he just decided to only speak when absolutely necessary. Why waste his breath if it wasn’t worth it? If these people didn’t want to listen to his words, he wouldn’t give any to them. It was just better that way. It was easier. It was peaceful.

Let me be the first to say that I did Not Cry. Not at All. This story is filled with the BEST quotes. Either they’re relatable or deep or funny or just pretty. I applaud the writer. Writing a silent character is extremely difficult and some writers can’t do it well. It takes from the character and prevents people from connecting, but THIS PERSON HERE did it splendidly. ( and can i can a hallelujah for draco slowly opening up and being comfortable around harry because i am HERE for it )

Bound to You by agentmoppet (28k)

Summary:  Hag magic is capricious and unruly, and Harry and Draco are bound to stay by each other’s side until they can solve the riddle. In between long car trips, misty rain, and midnight star charts, they begin to understand each other.

This is a story that sat around in my library for a while before I thought fuck it i’m gonna read it today and then I was upset that I’d waited so long because it’s AMAZING !!! There’s a mystery and falling in love and secret beaches and adorable tots. This fic right here is golden. And it has a background/past ship that I’ve always imagined but didn’t think anyone else did and I took solace in the fact that it’s included in this and I am validated. Warning, it’s painful. 

Welcome to the Broom Closet by incapricious (23k)

Summary:  Harry thinks he knows how his life will go: Become an Auror. Marry Ginny. Have a family. But then he sees an advertisement in the paper that no one else can see, and his life is turned upside-down. The Broom Closet: you can be anyone you want while you’re there, but you won’t remember it in the morning.

As stated in my previous list, identity porn is my shit. I love secret identities. I find that they’re amazing. And the reveal is even more amazing. Not to mention in this fic, Harry and Draco essentially fall in love again every night. Man. Wow. Holy. It’s a rollercoaster let me tell you. First oblivious!harry. Then snarky!draco. then anonymous hookups ( with feelings ). Then a surprisingly sad story of a ghost who I didn’t expect to love as much as I did. 

Packing the Flat by marguerite_26 (6k)

Summary:  Months after their explosive break-up, Draco insists Harry return to their flat to remove his belongings.

Hoooo boy- this. This. This. This. I needed some happy ending angst and BOOM this fic appeared. It’s everything. It’s short, emotional and honestly Draco is an idiot I want to fight him, but I have a rule against fighting adorable people so. This has such a satisfying ending, though. Despite the ride it took my emotions on, I was very happy with it. I had this kinda fuck wait awww FU-AWWWWWW  feeling at the ending paragraphs and I loved every moment of it.

Party of Two by fireflavored (13k)

Summary:  Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies.

This was really cute. It was so cute. I don’t think I stopped smiling or laughing while reading this because these dorks honestly. They’re so cute and clueless. There’s so much to love in this fic. Oblivious!drarry, pining, friends to lovers, aurors, a fuck you to the daily prophet. man it’s so much. I appreciate this fic so much.

Strangers in a Dark Room by shiftylinguini (3k)

Summary: Harry clenches his jaw, sets the files down on the desk between them. “Remind me what you were picked up for again?” he asks pointedly, hands resting over the smooth paper.

“Oh,” Draco shakes his head dismissively, “who can remember. Loitering, was it?”

Soliciting, Malfoy!”

I have died everyday waiting for this fic. I didn’t know I needed this in my life until after I read it. I’ve read it maybe four times and I still love it so much. I usually don’t go for established relationship because I like to see it develop, but this right here. Oh lord. I love their dynamic and the little blurbs where they break character are so adorable. Draco is such a little shit and Harry loves him for and Draco loves him for loving him for it. This fic is a Yes.

Paradigm by dysonrules (57k)

Summary:  Harry Potter is an Auror and Draco Malfoy is a rentboy, but this is not a typical rentboy story.

I read this maybe six or seven months ago, and I still think about it. Draco is a genius and he’s the most slytherin slytherin there is. You gotta feel bad for Harry though. But you also don’t, because everyone’s having fun. Except maybe … nevermind. Spoilers. But listen, there’s deception and secrets and auror!harry. Draco’s just trying to rebuild his life after the war, okay? The wizengamot were dicks here. I mean, more than usual. 

I can’t stop thinking about the Hogwarts AU anon sent @imagine-sterek and now my mind is full of ideas.

Just imagine Derek falling head over heels in love with Stiles, but they don’t want their relationship to be seen, so the two of them hiding away at the back of the library during study periods so they can spend time together, away from prying eyes. Imagine them–when their relationship becomes a little more physical and passionate–making out between the rows of shelves. Imagine the find a really old book that no-one ever goes near or reads and hide notes in it for each other.

pick up line series! woojin

author’s note! wowowow as a newbie, i didn’t expect a number of likes so quickly and it honestly means a lot to me so thank you for those who are liking my content - you make my heart all fluffy ;;

so i actually have plot prompts for the rest of the wanna one members regarding this series but i will have to venture away from this every now and then simply because i don’t want to bombard you nor bore you with it. so this might be the last one i’ll make for now but i will continue with the series if you wish and please let me know which member you want next :’)) thank you again for all the likes and reblogs < 33 


member: park woojin 
genres: high school!au, fluff, romance
pick up line series: yoon jisung | ong seongwoo | park woojin | more soon(?)

the ideal student and perfect role model yet still relatable and ever-so friendly, you were produce high’s girl-next-door for a reason; your million dollar smile matched your down-to-earth and sweet personality that the teachers love you, the seniors adore you and the juniors look up to you. 

there was never a bad remark about you but even so, he remained in doubt. he disregarded his friends and their words on how he would be swept off his feet once he crosses paths with you, as he would always reply with the same words: “well, i’ll just have to see it to believe it.” 

it wasn’t until the start of the school year when everything changed; the teacher assigned him to sit right next to you and the very moment he sat down was when he saw you send a smile that caught him off guard and caused his heart to palpitate. “park woojin,” his heart did a double take as his name smoothly rolled off your tongue, “nice to meet you, seat mate. the name’s y/n, hopefully we get along well!”

“y-yeah.” he stuttered a reply, discretely making his tie loose whilst he wondered why the room got hot all of a sudden. 


sitting next to you causes him to silently curse his friends on a daily basis for being right; you truly had a magnetic charm that drew him in as he sat next to you day by day and every moment he shared with you allowed your friendship to bloom. eventually, he started falling for you.

hence here you guys were; a few metres away from each other as you were walking to your home and him following suit. feeling a presence, you turn only to come to a flustered woojin as he sees your wide grin, “oh! park woojin!” you call out to him, waving as he lightly jogs over to you. 

you both walk side by side in comforting silence which is broken by your curiosity, “i didn’t know you lived around here. we could have been travel buddies since i’m always by myself.” you state as you nudge him lightly. 

woojin looks straight ahead with his hands shoved in his pockets, “i don’t, actually.” he confesses as he halts his tracks causing you to do the same as you let out a sound of confusion. 

he then remembers the conversation he once had with you regarding one another’s dreams and passions and out of a spontaneous confidence, woojin looks at you straight in the eye; his stare completely melting you and the next few words you hear escape from his lips makes your knees close to giving way.

“but my mom always told me to follow my dreams.”  

despite the dark shade of red creeping up your cheeks, you let out a soft laugh at how cheesy (yet effective) his words were, “well, your mom’s right. follow your dreams and those dreams in return might come true.” you shyly say to him. 

woojin’s eyes widen as he tries to say a word yet only to return into a fumbling, stuttering mess and immediately stops to admire the sweet smile you send to him as you tiptoe to ruffle his hair the same way he constantly does to you whenever he finds you cute (which is like every second of the day), freezing him in his spot. “see you tomorrow, park woojin. get home safely.” 

woojin, still in his spot, watches your figure disappear into the distance. he stands there for another minute, “wasn’t it suppose to be the other way around…? she should be standing here and i should have been the one to ruffle her hair and coolly walk away.” he says to no one in particular before burying his face into his hands, “i shouldn’t have listened to jisung hyung and his kdrama ideas.” 

yet a wide smile paints his face - his snaggletooth appearing as he recalls your words in his head while he begins to walk to the opposite direction, the smile plastered on his face becoming bigger and brighter. 

“i have a chance.” 

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR @doodlebat AND @snuffles-groovy-doghouse

you’re too cute. you’re just so fucking cute. stop it. it’s not okay. think about the hearts you’re breaking (like mine). please put a stop to your cuteness right now, or tone it down a bit ffsake

witchofthesouls  asked:

Character meme: Rodimus IDW please.

( Melly’s Mod Notes: /BRUSTS THROUGH MY OWN WALLS HOLDING UP A BOOK TITLED ‘RODIMUS, MY CHILD BY MELLY’ HEY KIDS YOU WANNA READ A NOVEL-

Send a character meme | STILL OPEN )


✖ First impression
‘Oh hey he’s hot.’

✖ Impression now
I fucking love Rodimus with all my heart and will defend him from individuals who attempt to (wrongfully) sully his name and so on and so on.

He’s a character who tries to be the best, not only for himself but for others since he wants to be important, he hopes to be important with how his life was all but entrenched in warfare. From personally detonating his Nyon to nearly getting killed by Megatron in the attempts to protect the Matrix, Rodimus’ life has been shaped by big and calamitous moments that lead to bigger and better things - For others. Not for him. Not when you pull back and see what he got from it. A lost home. Time drifting in space, half-dead and half-alive. You have to admit that some of these events would break a ‘bot or a ‘con if it was thrown at them.

But not Rodimus. Rodimus kept going. Rodimus must have felt like he had to keep going because there’s something more for him out there, right? There’s no way he’s going to die in space or be used as a batter or be tortured by some ‘cons without his life meaning something after all this time. That’s the thing that keeps him going too - He hasn’t found that meaning yet, explaining why he keeps chasing after big and impossible things to attain, to keep himself busy and help others. The Matrix. The title of Prime. The Knights of Cybertron. Notice his goals too. It may look like they’re to improve his standing or reputation with others, and in a way it is, these also help others out if he can do this. Getting the Matrix back means the Autobots still have the chance. Getting the Knights of Cybertron can help the planet enter a Golden Age that the plant and its people so desperately needs. Getting the title of Prime means he can lead a new generation away from the past of their ways and rebuild their homes, their cities that had to be burned to the ground so something new can come from it.

The title of Prime itself is important. When he informs Optimus he wanted to be something, Optimus assumes he wanted to be a Prime for the glory of it.

Rodimus continues and says he wanted to be Optimus Prime. A bastion the others look up to in a time of need, an individual who seems so sure of himself during times of great peril, an individual who looked like they were sure of the world and could take it on. That’s what Rodimus wanted to be. With his own twist of course.

So yeah. He’s confident and cocky and rash, barging into things be it rooms or situations because he believes he has to after all this time. It’s worked so far, why will it stop working now? It can’t stop working either. Not when he has the fate of others on his shoulders, placed there by himself in his need to help, to be important.

This type of character is a tricky one to get now and then, more so if you put them front and centre and load them with all this important stuff to them. Because it will grate some people’s nerves, more so if it’s Hot Rod/Rodimus because, let’s be real, Hot Rod/Rodimus will always be contested by others ever since his arrival on the scene.

There’s a balancing act you need to be aware of when showing off not only his attempts in being awesome but his attempts to hide any vulnerabilities by being awesome and hoping no one notices it. Sometimes it goes great like during the Remain in Light/Dying of the Light arcs. Sometimes you sigh in frustration like his characterisation in the Lost Light series. Either way I’ll take him as he is because Rodimus is trying and that means a lot to me.

✖ Favorite moment
That Conversation in Remain in Light (5 of 5) - This Calamitous Life, Issue #21.

I always call it That Conversation because it’s what helped my like for Rodimus transition into admiration and adoration for him.

Blow his the full conversation he has with Ultra Magnus when he’s being prepped to help rewrite the killswtich, with the (then) real possibility he could die from this attempt with how intense this procedure will be. This is after Rodimus confronts Magnus for luring him (and, in a way, the others) to Luna-1 in an attempt to have Tyrest punish Rodimus for his behaviour up until that point.

(Note before we go on: To be fair to Ultra Magnus he did not think Tyrest went off the deep end when he hatched this plan and the emotions were running high, as this occurs shortly after Overlord’s escape on the Lost Light. Let’s get that clear please no hurting Mags thank you.)

As it was worded in the comic, emphasis from the source itself:

Rodimus: Magnus - (I’m gonna call you Magnus.) - Magnus, if this is it - If I’m going to die - I need to come clean. Everything you’ve just said. I’ve done worse. I’ve done much worse.

Rodimus: I brought Overlord on board.

Rodimus: I was part of it, with Drift and Brainstorm and the Duobots. I let it happen. Prowl said I owed it to the Autobots before we left Cybertron, he… We met in his office, and we he told me he wanted an Autobot Phase Sixer- Somebody powerful as Overlord but on our said. And then he said- These might not have been his exact words but he said if I was scared of having Overlord on board I could say no, which… Well. Here we are.

Rodimus: I don’t want to die.

Ultra Magnus: Of course not. Of course you don’t.

Rodimus: No, I mean-

Rodimus: Self-sacrifice, Magnus- It’s cheap. It’s a cheap way out. I need to live so I can make amends and-

Please notice his choice of words in the Conversation too. He owns up to what he did with his inactions, allowing the others to do as they need and not intervening when he knew he should have, Making it clear he wants to make amends, thinking that if he died than he failed the crew even more since he didn’t have the time to admit the truth himself. He straight up gives a disclaimer for Prowl’s response to his reluctant to bring Overlord on board, not wanting Ultra Magnus to take it against the strategist or have a bad impression or something among those lines.

You can see him attempt to do better after this moment, you really can. From telling the truth about what happened with Overlord, to allowing the votes to happen though it depresses him how close the results were. He’s trying and I keep going back to this moment when debating with my friend over whether or not Rodimus should be a leader or not, should be considered good or not. Much as I find it difficult to read the Remain in Light arc due to Ambulon’s death, I try to because it makes the impact of all the sweeter to me.

✖ Idea for a story
Hear me out:

Hot Rod not only as Decepticon but as a trained medbot. After the destruction of Nyon, Hot Rod opts to join Megatron’s side to avenge the city and its fallen citizens. Not only that he learns to become a medic in the ranks because he can’t kill, can’t hurt anymore. He doesn’t know if he can handle having anymore blood on him.

If these useless servos have to be of use somehow then it’ll be helping those who are important and in need of care. 

It’s through this patent dogged determination of his that helps him become the skilled and (in)famous medic of the Decepticons. While he may not have the natural dexterity and supposed innate skills of those forged to be a medbot, his stubbornness to save lives at any costs helps him round out the constant catch up he has to play into when compared to others like Ratchet or Hook. His speedy alt-mode also gives him an edge when on the battlefield, able to reach those wounded and in critical condition in time.

So when tasked to watch after a human hostage with his best friend Deadlock, Hot Rod is certain he got this as a sort of punishment from Megsy or something. Why stick his aft to watch a fleshy little alien mope in the cell within a cell? He could be doing better things but noooo. He’s stuck here, making sure the human eats the given rations and tries not to hurt themselves because beings from Earth have this weird ability to get into themeslves into all sorts of trouble. (Example: The hostage’s current predicament.)

Then he notices, one day when giving the hostage a check up, how the human is kind of cute for an organic

✖ Unpopular opinion
I thought the whole Joke Situation with him, Ultra Magnus, and Megatron after the events of Speak! Memory was kind of… blown out of proportion?

Rodimus took it well enough because this is Rodimus we’re talking about. He’s never hidden his annoyance with Megatron before if something he said annoyed him, as seen the countless times in the last issues before Speak! Memory. If he felt insulted by Megatron’s comment about how he’s back in shape after being turned inside out, we would have seen it in the panel. We don’t though. He’s smiling as he stretches his limbs out, noting that Megatron is trying to make a joke which seems to amuse him a lot. He’s happy to be put back together and glad all’s end that ends well.

What happened??? Why is this a thing??? Hello??? For real someone explain this to me if they have the opposite opinion of me in regards to this.

✖ Favorite relationship
RODIMUS AND DRIFT. RODIMUS AND DRIFT. RODIMUS AND DRIFT. RODIMUS AND DRIFT-

Be it friends or lovers, I am a ride and die type of shipper for these two. Rodimus/Megatron, Rodimus/Ultra Magnus, Rodimus/Prowl have spots in my heart, yeah, and there’s a reason they only have spots. Because the boys here have taken up most of the space and will not be letting up anytime soon.

I love their relationship to pieces? Rodimus defended Drift from a doubting Bumblebee and convincing Ironhide to save an injuries Drift during the All Hail Megatron series, showing he did care for his friend before he got anything substantial in return. Drift buying an honest-to-goodness ship with his personal money to gift it to Rodimus, certain in Rodimus’ capabilities to find the Knights of Cybertron and doing his best to help Rodimus out be it speechwriting or sword training.

Their reunion The Dying of the Light (Part 3) - Your Fierce Tears, Issue #52, helped continue my drive to see them happy. Rodimus asks for Drift’s forgiveness and lets him decide whether to take it or not, acknowledging that words or actions can be used to manipulate others as they both know in the past. Drift accepting the apology and hiS SMILE IN THE PANEL IS SO HAPPY AND SWEET AND RELIEVED BECAUSE HE COULD TELL RODIMUS WAS BEING 100% SINCERE WITH HIS WORDS. MY HEART FOR THE BROS.

Also Drift sticking to Rodimus’ side like glue after they reconcile is both hilarious and sad. Drift sweetie no. Don’t forget Ratchet. Convince him into a threesome or something please-

✖ Favorite headcanon
When he’s happy his spoiler goes flip-flap-flip-flap.

I cry every time I think about this headcanon. It’s beautiful.

Inktober day 15

anonymous asked:

Yeah, you were very rude with that anon, they asked nicely and you just went off on them for no reason. Doesn't matter how great a story is if there is something that someone is not comfortable with they should never be made to feel bad for it.

Someone I know and personally really want to support as a friend and a writer wrote a really amazing fic and all people seem to be focusing on is how two side characters are in an open relationship in it. An open relationship that in absolutely no way infringes upon or is an obstacle for the main pairing of the fic. 

But still: no one is forcing that original anon to read the fic. They asked me something and I answered them. They volunteered further information about what they don’t like, I responded by volunteering further information about what I do like. (The fic.)