I HAVE NO LIFE

How I watch animes

“Ooooh this anime looks interesting, lets watch it”

*binge watches it until I finish the whole thing*

“My soul feels empty.*

*Continues to go onto tumblr and look through anything and everything about the anime including ships*

*like 4 hours later* “ooooh this anime looks interesting, lets watch it.”

The cycle never stops….

2

The Sims: Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes

Everyone:I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS THEY ARE SO COOL

Me : same

also me: *has no internet friends* *is awkward with anyone who dares speaks to me on the internet* *has basically a mini anxiety attack before sending anything over the internet* *is overall loser* 

HOW MANY TIMES DAN AND PHIL TOUCHED PER PINOF

PINOF 1

ACCIDENTALLY: 7

ON PURPOSE: 10

HUG: 1

PINOF 2

ACCIDENTALLY: 5

ON PURPOSE: 11

HUG: 1

PINOF 3

ACCIDENTALLY: 7

ON PURPOSE: 9

HUG: 0

PINOF 4

ACCIDENTALLY: 2

ON PURPOSE: 4

HUG: 0

PINOF 5

ACCIDENTALLY: 2

ON PURPOSE: 12

HUG: 0

PINOF 6

ACCIDENTALLY: 6

ON PURPOSE: 11

HUG: 0

PINOF 7

ACCIDENTALLY: 16

ON PURPOSE: 15

HUG: 0

PINOF 8

ACCIDENTALLY: 17

ON PURPOSE: 26

HUG: 1

PINOF 4 BLOOPERS

ACCIDENTALLY: 1

ON PURPOSE: 8

HUG: 0

PINOF 6 BLOOPERS

ACCIDENTALLY: 7

ON PURPOSE: 11

HUG: 0

PINOF 7 BLOOPERS

ACCIDENTALLY: 9

ON PURPOSE: 1

HUG: 0

PINOF 8 BLOOPERS

ACCIDENTALLY: 4

ON PURPOSE: 17

HUG: 0

In conclusion, Dan and Phil accidentally touch 8 times, purposely touch 12 times and don’t hug on average per PINOF. That is all.