I CANNOT CALM DOWN!!!!

jikook @ isac last year: hey everyone *blushes* we’re gay

vmin @ isac 2017: bITCHES WE GAY AS FUCK I WILL SPANK JIMIN RIGHT HERE 

My train of thought when doing a MC test

- I have read the entire textbook and reference I’m going to slay this test haha

- It’s going greattttttt so far

- Half way and still going strong ~

- This is a piece of … Wait what is this question asking again?

- I have never seen that term before. HOW COULD I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT TERM BEFORE ??

- Calm down it’s just one question. Breathhh. 

- THERE’S MORE ALIEN TERMS what is this sorcery ????

- I read my entire textbook and reference and I have perfect attendance this cannot be happening to me 

- Okay calm down, good thing about multiple choice test is that you can eliminate … and choose randomly. When in doubt, go with B or C !

- Okay now there are way too many Cs

- Seriously there are 5 Cs in a row. I’m so triple checking that

- Now there are too many Bs. I should have brought my dice with me …

- Or my trusty rolling pencil

- You know what I don’t care anymore I’m redrawing my circles as bold as I can 

- I’m perfectly content; after all, this is the best I can prepare for my test I cannot accept this .. this ridiculousness 

- At least it’s over now. I’m so going to plan my revenge next semester -going to nearby coffee shop to rant with friends and plan revenge together- 

Acotar characters meets Friends Part 44
  • Feyre (freaking out): There's just too much to do. It's impossible! We can't do it! We cannot do-
  • Mor: Feyre, calm down.
  • Feyre: Okay. I'm sorry. Your right.
  • Mor (shakes Feyre & shouts): Just calm down, woman!
  • Feyre: Mor, I already did.
  • Mor: Oh okay. Alright. Then I need to calm down.

as someone who’s been a fan of twenty one pilots for almost four years, i am infuriated by how embarrassing the clique is. i try not to associate myself with the kind of people that are in the clique, but being such a big fan of twenty one pilots gives me a front row seat to the shit show that they are the nucleus of. and i know this is old news. i know i am not being radical by expressing my hatred for the clique. i am fully aware that most people are put off by the clique. but i have just become so incredibly fed up with them that i have to say something. 

the clique needs to fucking calm down. i cannot express how fucking annoying it is to pull up a new tweet from josh, tyler, or the band account and see “I LOVE YOU” and “DADDY” and “FUCK ME” and “KING.” it’s embarrassing. you all act like you’re fucking children unable to form coherent sentences. you are functioning human beings, most likely between the ages of 16 and 18 and you act like you’re fucking prepubescent tweens. this shit is so unnecessary. like, what is the thought process behind that? do you legitimately think tweeting shit like “FUCK ME DADDY” directly to either of them is worth it? at times, tyler and josh take to twitter to actually connect with their fans and you all love to pull shit like that. i wonder why neither of them tweet very often.

another thing that never ceases to piss me off is how the clique cannot handle conflicting opinions. everyone has to like twenty one pilots. no one is allowed to dislike them. anyone who does express their dislike for them will get sent death threats. that’s absolutely fucking vile. is someone’s negative opinion about a fucking band worth telling them to die over? especially since twenty one pilots’ fucking message is centered around positivity and staying alive and overcoming obstacles? you call yourself part of the clique yet you tell someone to kill themselves because they dare say something you don’t like about tyler and josh? get off of the fucking internet if you cannot deal with conflicting opinions. someone disliking your favorite band is not worth fighting over. it is superficial. grow up. move on. 

and the last, main thing that pisses me off about the clique is the fucking fake deep shit. stop making every fucking thing tyler or josh does into this long, drawn out story about how broken they are and how this symbolizes this and this thing shows how they overcame this. tyler himself has said that he’s sick of this. not everything has to have a story to go along with it. stop it. 

i hate the clique with every fiber in my being. they’re not just an annoying group of overly sensitive teenagers. they are opinionated, rude, and aggressive people who have ruined twenty one pilots’ reputation. i cannot tell you how often i hear or see people talking about how much twenty one pilots don’t deserve awards or this or that because of how annoying their fans are. 

this is what you have done for “your band.” all i can say is that i hope that you’re happy.

What is @markiplier to me?

I’ve thought about this for awhile. What is he to me? Well… A friend. He’s the guy I would talk to for hours and hours and hours. Telling him how I feel or felt. Have him tell me it’s okay. Listen to his soothing voice to calm down. But sadly I cannot. 

He is also an inspiration. When I’m feeling down, depressed, anxious at all. I’d draw him or listen to him and i’d feel a lil bit better. Recently everyones been telling me that I shouldn’t draw him, that it’s bad. That I’ve drawn him for so long i  cant draw anything else now. But here I am.. still doing it. 

Space because it’s cool

Flannel because it’s lucky

Gold because he’s a treasure

Stars for his career

Crying because of the tears fallen 

But anyway this is for @simpleagle‘s contest.

I may or may not be working on a vamp chron OC-centred fic which has a working title of ‘Hobo Fangs’ and I think that explains it all

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Lascelles concocts a plan after the incident with Lady Pole
GIFTset for cakesandsnouts​  ♥

  • *in bed, at 221B*
  • Sherlock: *softly* ...then there's 42. MO, Molybdenum. The free element, a silvery metal with a gray cast in appearance, has the sixth-highest melting point of any element. Molybdenum-containing enzymes are by far the most common catalysts used by some bacteria to break the chemical bond in atmospheric molecular nitrogen, allowing biological nitrogen fixation.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: That *gently prods Molly's stomach* my darling, will be your first word. Molybdenum. Not just because your mother's name is in there. Sort of.
  • Baby Holmes: *kicks*
  • Sherlock: Oh, I know. She'll have you saying something like 'metatarsus' or 'coccygeal vertebrae'. I'll save you from that one, don't you worry.
  • Molly: *sleepy* In that case, I'm rescuing her from 'roentgenium'.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *giggles* You were talking to her.
  • Sherlock: *swallows* No, that would be ridiculous. She's a foetus.
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes; yawns* Whatever.
  • Sherlock: *smoothing Molly's bump* I suppose I can settle for Daddy.
  • Molly: *smiles* Good *pauses* We're still not calling her 'Holmium'.
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Fine.

anonymous asked:

Honestly I had one of the worst days of my life today and coming home to your Anti thing really calmed me down. I cannot thank you enough for that :D

Aww, doll I’m so happy i made your day better! I’m sending hugs to make it better!

@toldabetterstory​ thanks bae <333 also i give you all my screencaps of john holding dying mary in his arms in my will. 

@deductionisms​ i’m still a little frightened.

I am in the middle of a self imposed anxiety attack. We are moving to Montana in a mere 3 months and so far I can say:

We have no house to rent, I cannot find ANY rentals at all.

We have no jobs waiting.

I am a ducks in a row kind of girl, I have not had that the last year, why would I think my life would all of a sudden turn around and every thing  would fall into place because honestly………….IT NEVER EFFING DOES!!!

I need to breathe, I need to sleep, I need to calm down, and right now I cannot do any of those things!!

Am I just being stupid and selfish? Should we just stay in NM? I am not happy here but I have a good job, great bennies and I am vested as of August 18th. I am just so, so tired and I am so,so falling deeper and deeper into this hole I have dug for myself……

Being a grownup absolutely sucks arse!!