Jasper: What am I looking at?

Rosalie: Just the most famous actor in the whole universe! He is coming here to take a break from his show. I wonder where he is staying.

Jasper: Lance Lamya. Sounds like a stage name.

Rosalie: It’s not. Isn’t it exciting though? I loved him since like fifth grade! He always plays a dark brooding character and he recently got his own spin off show for I am Vamp.

Jasper: I’m happy for you sis.You’re not going to go all stalker on him are you?


Knight!Stiles and Prince!Derek AU!

“A flower?,” the wolfman grunted in agreement “if i was a lady i would’ve assumed you are after my heart” Stiles chuckled.

“I am” the wolfman said.


@loveactually-rps Happy Birthday sis!!!! am so sorry am this late i hope u like this!!!♥♥♥ basically its lost knight in the woods, found by his mate who is a prince to the Hale tribe Au! that flower symbolizes the bond Stiles and Derek have. by accepting that flower their souls will be bound forever~♥

You ever been in that weird situation where it’s been a while since youve done any typology related introspection that you have no clue why you said you are the type you are anymore?


My sister is hands down one of the messiest people I will ever meet in my life. She just called me and it’s her birthday and she goes “Doesn’t your book come out today?” And I’ve told her about ACOWAR and everything and then she goes “Is that the one with your bat husbands? And the High Lord that’s a snack? Or was he a seven course meal?”



Extra bonus: She just texted me “Save me some for dessert” I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Why is she like this? She hasn’t even read the books and she said she might read ACOWAR for the hot High Lords I can’t believe this.

catsandladyluck  asked:

When I agreed to exercise with Simon, I didn't realize he meant this.

“Si, as happy as I am that you want to try and burn off all those goddamned scones, this is ridiculous. I thought you just wanted to go jogging or something.” 

He reached for my hand, and gave me his best puppy dog eyes. I gulped. 

“Bazzy… Please? For me?” he fluttered his eyes. he looked so silly, but it only made me want to kiss him more. 

“Just this once.” I concede, knowing I would regret this in about five seconds. 

“Yes! Now, you’re going to need some leggings… what about my zebra stripe ones? The orange ones? Oh my god, the zumba instructor is going to love you-” 

I’m so sorry this took so long i had such a long week and i wanted to be able to sit down on my computer to answer these

leave the first sentence of a fic in my askbox and i will write the next five

When she was born they said, “she will have to learn other ways to do things that we do” and so she did. She became stronger than many of us, more adaptable than most, and carried on as normal.

When she started school, they put her in T-K when she was ready for kindergarten because they weren’t ready. They treated her like glass but she was made of steel.
I think she proved her point when she slipped out of her wheelchair and climbed to the top of the jungle gym when no one was looking.

She experienced things most of you will probably never have to experience. She changed. She adapted. She is so much stronger than me.

Her sensei uses her to pick on her fellow students sometimes. “Pick up the speed, will you? She’s already on her 100th push-up!”
She’s nearly given him a black eye and we’re all still enormously proud of that.

She is creative, she is tender-hearted, she is the source of most of the wittiest quotes I know. Her deadpan way of stating the obvious is legend in our house.

She is all grown up now, and therefore I am old.
Happy birthday, Little Sis. I love you so much.

anonymous asked:

Hi I was just wondering do you read tother peoples fanfics or do you just write your own and if you do who are some of your favourite writers?

Hi there!

Yes, I read a TON of other peoples fanfics! I try to read ever single fic I am tagged in. I started reading it before I started writing it. 

But I have a bunch of favourite writers that I check everyday!

@jpadjackles: one of my favourite Sam!girls!! If you love Sam, Bronwyn is your girl! 90 days of Autumn is one of my favourites going on right now. She is also a very good friend of mine.

@ilostmyshoe-79: Kim is the one person that makes me question everything that I thought I knew. She kills me ever single time she posts something new! She posts literally everything and its always something different. I definitely recommend reading some of her work!

@hasta-impalasta: Cali is a remarkable writer and she keeps me on my toes, especially with her ongoing series ‘His Last Request’. She can go from teeth rotting fluff to heartbreaking angst in a snap and I love that about her! 

@leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid: Sundae writes some of the best smut I have ever read! She is another one that makes me question something I would have never ever considered in my entire life. She is also one of the kindest people I know!

@lipstickandwhiskey: Lips is another amazing writer! She had me hooked on her writing with Balconies and we’ve been friends ever since. She writes Sam amazingly! Her Dean is amazing and don’t even get me started on her Benny! 

@deansdirtylittlesecretsblog: Mimi is another writer that I really like. I look up to her as a writer as she was one of the two writers that inspired me to start writing in the first place. Although I still find her slightly intimidating, I encourage you to read her entire master list. Fair warning it super long. Hopefully by the time your done, I will have plucked up enough courage to start a friendship with her! lol

@torn-and-frayed: I don’t think the right words to describe Steph have been invented yet. This girl can make me smile like and idiot then make me want to hop on a plane to demand her to fix my broken heart. Even then, she’d laugh and that’s one of my favourite things about her. Read her work and you will see what I mean!

@impalapossible: Ada had me hooked on “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow”. An amazing series that I loved reading. She is doing a sort of continuation for it that I’m sooo excited for. I am still yet to complete her entire master list but I suggest you check her out!

@chaos-and-the-calm67: I spent one night last week reading through her entire Dean master list and part of her Sam one and I will tell you, I’m hooked. Bev is an exceptional writer!

@sis-tafics: I just recently found Jill which I am super happy about. She has just started a new series and she has me hooked. If you like Dean smut, she’s your girl. This series is hot!

@nichelle-my-belle: Another fantastically awesome writer! She writes everything and everything is so good! Her smut is fantastic, her angst is flawless! Just seriously, check her out!!

@thing-you-do-with-that-thing: Karina slays with her aesthetics! Like seriously; DAMN! She is also a very talented writer. I just started reading her series “Strawberry Wine” last night and I love it! All of her writing is just amazing! She’s another one that I’d love to be friends with!

@blacktithe7: Erin is another one that will make you smile like and idiot, but be warned because she will then rip your heart and stomp on it, make you beg for the next part *cough cough* “Silk and Rough Velvet”. She is very kind as well!!

@not-moose-one-shots: Bethany is a great writer and I love getting to notification that she has posted a new fic! She writes a whole range of characters! I personally love her Dean and Jensen one shots! You seriously need to do yourself a favour and check her out!

@kas-not-cas: Kassie is a fabulous writer. I especially enjoy how she writes smut! She will also break your heart and threaten to keep it broken (Kassie you know what I’m talking about!) But she is a very nice person!

Alright, this is getting long and I’ll probably be here all night if I continue like this so I’m just going to name off a bunch of others that I really enjoy: @iwantthedean @d-s-winchester @ellen-reincarnated1967 @jensensjaredsandmishaslover @meganlpie @ackleholic-hunter @soaringeag1e @crowleysplaythings @redlipstickandplaid @waytooinlovewithdeanwinchester @ariannawinchester @deandoesthingstome @bringmesomepie56 @a-sea-of-fandoms @kittenofdoomage @dancingalone21 @jotink78 @percywinchester27 @mrswhozeewhatsis @just-another-busy-fangirl @with-love-imagines @jensen-jarpad @winchester-writes @deans-pie-101 @blushingsamgirl @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname @fandommaniacx @wayward-marvel-and-more @katnharper 

I know I’m forgetting a bunch of people and for that I am sorry! But this should keep you busy for the next 100 years! Happy reading!


900 days spent with you are like 900 in heaven.

I’m so happy for all the success you had and you are having.

Please stay always the same,be healthy,always love yourselves and don’t forget that armys are always here for all of you.

we will never leave your side even in the hardest time.

we will support you,cherish you and love you every day.

Thank you for your hard work,thank you for giving us great performances every time,thank you for being yourself.

Thank you because you make armys happy.

Also thank you to BigHit especially Bang Si-Hyuk also known as Bang PD-nim.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

I am happy of these 900 days with you BTS,I’m happy that we will have more days,weeks and years to spend together.

I love you 방탄소년단