me: *gets someone to watch my favorite anime*

me: “I can’t wait for them to see my favorite character”

me: *remembers favorite character is an asshole*

me: …….

me: “I can’t wait to defend my favorite character”

things that have been used as weapons in hunter x hunter:
  • switchblade
  • bouken swords
  • needles
  • yoyos
  • spinning tops
  • dodgeball
  • fishing pole
  • hairstyling scissors
  • hair
  • umbrella (sword?)
  • coins
  • chains
  • floating hands
  • a giant fucking smoking pipe
  • bubble blower
  • surfing (not the surfboard, the surfing)
  • cellphone
  • poker cards
  • a boardgame
  • a dartboard
  • a red card
  • giant golden statue
  • birdcage
  • bees(?)
  • fish
  • gorilla clones
  • a yelling clown
  • jupiter
  • the sun
  • the fighter’s grandma
  • poetry
  • an interest calculator