• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *taking a quiz to find out which character I am in a series*<p/><b>Also me:</b> *purposely selecting choices that will lead me to my favorite character*<p/></p><p/></p><p/><b>Me, again:</b> *after seeing results* I knew we were so alike *cries*<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
LIKE IF YOU’VE UNEXPECTEDLY JOINED A FANDOM AND HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SOUL
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> oh, I shouldn't read this fanfic.<p/><b>Brain:</b> WHY NOT<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm tired and this fic is really long<p/><b>Brain:</b> WHO NEEDS SLEEP<p/><b>Me:</b> *still awake at 2:00 am* I NEED to sort out my priorities<p/></p><p/></p>
  • Adult Fiction: "I'm a Sad Woman who can't remember the last time I was happy. My husband doesn't satisfy me and I'm constantly searching for something Else™ to give my life meaning."
  • YA Fiction: "I'm an Angsty Teen with a Mission I didn't ask for, but I will find a way to survive it and givE MY OWN LIFE MEANING."
  • Adult Fiction: "Sad: It's 'happy' for deep people."
  • YA Fiction: "Somehow she managed to smile and laugh, despite all that had been done to her."
  • Adult Fiction: 300 pages long - dragging, how can there be that much left?
  • YA Fiction: 750 pages long - YES, good, no wait... EVEN MORE PLEASE!
  • Adult Fiction: Welp, our audience is basically halfway to death anyway, so the moral is: Just try to stay alive until it's time to die.
  • YA Fiction: Hey there, we know everything sucks, but you're not the only one feeling that way. Find your people, keep your fire going, fight your way out! Make a better world!