anonymous asked:

So, how do you think Sans, Papyrus, Alphys, and Undyne would react to a human S/O who's sick with a cold or a flu? After all, humans do all sorts of weird things like cough, sneeze, sniffle, barf, and change colors when they're sick.


Okay, you know what’s coming. He makes jokes–terrible ones. But it’s just his attempt to try & lighten the mood, while he actually figures out how to help you. While he’s finding medicines & making sure you’re comfortable, he’s also low-key taking notes on what you’re going through, & what’s been provided to him that can help combat those symptoms.


He’s so worried. The first time you start throwing up, he starts crying. When you start changing colors, either from nausea or overheating, he mostly just reacts with surprise (he didn’t know humans could change colors like that!) but he very quickly learns that these colors are a bad change, & then he gets worried again. Overall he’s caught between constantly worrying & mothering you, & running back & forth as he tries to find as much help as possible.


Her first instinct is to get you up & moving. If you keep your energy up, then you’ll be more likely to fight off your sickness, right punk?! It takes a little explaining to convince her that you’ll actually get better faster with less movement, but as soon as she gets it, she fixes up a place for you to rest (though it doesn’t stop her from insisting that if you just ran a couple of laps, you’d be right as rain a whole lot quicker than just lollygagging around).


Well, she’s not exactly a doctor–not in the traditional sense, anyway. But she’s read a lot of manga, & seen a lot of anime, so she goes with what she knows. She makes you soup, puts a cold compress on your head, & tries not to dreamily stare at your face while you’re sleeping. Uh, yeah, maybe anime wasn’t the best model to base her help off of, after all.

Demons are so weird when they posess People in movies. It’s always ‘bite fingers off, burn themselves with scalding hot water, stick their tongue in a blender’
I mean in gravity falls it made a bit sense when bill posessed dipper. It had been a while since he experienced pain or done 'stupid human stuff’ and started throwing himself down stairs and shoving forks in his arm.

Horror movies; I want a horror comedy series where a demon posesses someone and just wants the 'human experience’ and does weird stuff like drink ketchup, slam their fingers in a car door and maybe eat soap. No 'gets stabbed six times and is still going’-I want them to get a paper cut and cry for 60 minutes. I want them to get a stomach ache and literally not understand why their organs suddenly hate them. I want a demon posessing a human and just BINGES everything. Garbage junk food, weed, sex-the whole nine yards and nobody notices really because that’s how stupid young adults act.
I want a demon to experience sensory overload for the first time and just have a massive breakdown and shut down completely and hide in a dark quiet room because HOW can humans STAND it all?

so in like early elementary school (2nd grade i think??) i remember our class read this story about this dude who couldn’t celebrate hanukkah properly bc there was a ghoul/poltergeist in his house or whatever and like the only thing i remember about the plot of this story is that the ghoul got its hand stuck in a jar of pickles bc it refused to let go of any of the pickles and then its hand was too big to come out of the jar??? like this scene from an obscure and slightly uncomfortable children’s story has been bouncing around in my brain for almost 9 years and it got brought to the surface again today as i had my hand through the railings on our stairs and it wouldn’t fit through bc i was holding a cup. idk dude this post has no point except to highlight that the human brain is really fucking weird 

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 



you know

humans are so masochistic

like, we get involved in relationships knowing that it either works out for life or it ends at some point

and we’re fully aware of it

and then we do things and put off things even though we know it doesnt do any good and all it does is contribute to this dread and anxiety and damages us and we like it

it’s always so funny to watch someone react to someone else telling them that they (or another person) finds them attractive

everyone’s always just so shocked and stupidly giddy like what a stupid thing to feel good about wow ah someone is pleased with the design of my face and body I’ve made it in life