American Citizens in Puerto Rico are slowly becoming the victims of genocide. Whether unintended or the result of an inefficient buffoon and his inexperienced administration bumbling the operation, we must act now! People are walking around in feces laden water, considering eating dogs, and dying day by day from lack of electricity, water, food, medicine. We can transport troops and equipment to blow up shit anywhere in the world in 72 hours but we can’t help victims of a hurricane a few miles from our shores?!
Related to that "did Stewjon have a Highland Clearances equivalent" thing *whispers* Obi-Wan humming this tune that he's had in the back of his head as long as he can remember but he doesn't know what it is or where it's from and they visit Stewjon and they find out it's a Stewjonian lullaby (*whispers quieter* and the lullaby is "smile in your sleep bonnie baby")