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“How long do we have to keep doing this?” He gathered his bunched up shirt from the floor of the small closet as you buttoned up yours.

“I don’t know… But you have to agree… It adds a certain element of…” He slowly stood up and you slowly took a step towards him. You grinned up at him and looped two fingers in two belt loops of his. He tried to hold back a smile and look away as you pulled him against you and stood up on your toes so that your lips were by his ear.

“… Danger.”

3

Imagine Getting a Drunk With The Avengers

For Anon

You’re drunk and you know it. The first hint was when you lost count of how many drinks you had the second was warming up your voice for a song battle with Bruce.

He challenged you to a song battle and you accepted.

“IMMA GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR VOCAL CHORDS BRUCIE DUCIE!” you screech tossing a plastic cup at his head. Bruce squawks at you angrily when it hits him in the head. Bruce got drunk too and the other guy is somehow asleep or something.

“FuCk tHe SHiT oUT of YoU!”

“EAT ASS” you yell back.

“Okay I’ve chosen Young Gods by Halsey for your battle!” Steve announces and pops the cd into the player. He’s not drunk but he’s happily participating in re she nagana and having Jarvis film it.

“Imma start!” Bruce exclaims and picks up a microphone.

“He says, “Oh, baby girl, you know we’re gonna be legends
I’m the king and you’re the queen and we will stumble through heaven
If there’s a light at the end, it’s just the sun in your eyes
I know you wanna go to heaven but you’re human tonight!!” Bruce belts out and does a weird twerk thing. You chuckle loudly and clear your throat.

“And I’ve been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool
For a while now, drowning my thoughts out, the sounds!” you continue actually expertly twerking.

“But do you feel like a young God?
You know the two of us are just young gods
And we’ll be flying through the streets with the people underneath
And they’re running, running, running
But do you feel like a young God?
You know the two of us are just young gods” you and Bruce scream trying to sing over each other.

“And we’ll be flying through the streets with the people underneath
And they’re running, running, running again” Bruce takes his chorus in stride jumping on a table when he does. You glare you have to one up that shit.

“And we’ll be running, running, running again
And we’ll be running, running, running” Thor echoes Bruce and you hurl moljinir at him.

“Help me out Wanda!” you demand and she lifts you with her red strands of power. “He says "Oh, baby girl, don’t get caught on my edges
I’m the king of everything and oh, my tongue is a weapon
There’s a light in the crack that’s separating your thighs
And if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight!!!!!”

“And I’ve been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool
For a while now, drowning my thoughts out, the sounds” you both sing this part lowly staring each other down.

“But do you feel like a young God?
You know the two of us are just young gods” Pietro jumps in and Bruce punches him out.

“And we’ll be flying through the streets with the people underneath
And they’re running, running, running
But do you feel like a young God?
You know the two of us are just young gods!” Bruce bellows and grows inches taller above. The green is starting to show.

“Higher Wanda!” you chant and she lifts you just above him. “And we’ll be flying through the streets with the people underneath
And they’re running, running, running again”

“And we’ll be running, running, running again
And we’ll be running, running, running” Tony repeats ending the song. Bruce roars and then the Hulk is out and everything goes dark.

Natasha posts the video in the morning on tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook. It only takes three seconds for it to go internationally viral and four for Fury to bust down the towers doors.

2

Possible origin story? Iron Man, Spiderman, and Hulk attack a robber. The robber loses an arm in the fight. My favorite part is my son’s intentionality in making sure that Hulk is wearing his purple underwear, even though no one else is as explicitly clothed, because you can’t fight had guys naked. (Too young to read Ao3 obviously).