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  • Dumbledore: I've found the perfect place to raise Harry until he's old enough for school.
  • McGonagall: With Remus and Sirius?
  • Dumbledore: Nope...
  • McGonagall: Hagrid's?
  • Dumbledore: Not exactly...
  • McGonagall: At Hogwarts with me?
  • Dumbledore: No...
  • McGonagall: I give up. Where?
  • Dumbledore: Well, now I'm not sure I want to tell you.
  • Sirius : You didn't deserve to win anyway, weak defense
  • James : Listen Sirius, I'm a chaser and you, you don't know anything about Quidditch so just sto-
  • Sirius *cuts him off*: OH REALLY ? ASK REMUS FUCKING LUPIN IF I'M NOT A FUCKING KEEPER YOU'D BE SURPRISED MISTAH POTTAH
  • [in detention]
  • McGonagall: Alright, here are your lines.
  • McGonagall: Mr. Black- "I am not allowed in the girls' dormitory, even if I am wearing women's dress robes."
  • McGonagall: Mr. Potter- "I shall never again levitate a fellow student up the girls' dormitory staircase."
  • McGonagall: Mr. Pettigrew- "I am not permitted to see how high I can climb the girls' dormitory staircase before it turns into a slide."
  • McGonagall: Mr. Lupin- "I should not be friends with Mr. Black, Mr. Potter, or Mr. Pettigrew."