First time we meet the boys
  • Eddie: So there’s like this church full of jews, right, and Stan has to take like this super jewy test…
  • Bill: But how’s it work?
  • Eddie: They slice the tip of his dick off.
  • Richie: Then Stan will have nothing left!
  • Eddie: That’s true.
  • Stan: Hey, you guys!
  • Bill: Hey Stan, what happens at the Bar mitzvah anyways? Ed says they slice the tip of you d-d-dick off.
  • Richie: Yeah man, I think the rabbi’s gonna pull down your pants, turn to the crowd and say “Where’s the beef”?
  • Stan: At the Bar mitzvah, I read from the Torah and then I make a speech and suddenly, I become a man.
  • Richie: I can think of funner ways to become a man.
  • Stan: More fun, you mean.