“I was at the hotel bar, trying to unwind, have a drink. There was this guy who kept playing Billy Joel’s “Leave The Tender Moment Alone” on the jukebox. So I… I asked the man to stop, politely. I was polite the first couple of times but courtesy made no impression on this… ass. So I threw a bottle into the mirror, which successfully conveyed my message. [..] The assault charge was totally bogus.”
                                                               House M.D - 5.04 [ Birthmarks ]