Hood Rat Bitches

THE SIGNS AS QUOTES FROM “BLACK CINDY” ON ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

ARIES: “You scrubby little hood rats gonna make a bitch cry.”

TAURUS: “Bitch! If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be Bill Gates.”

GEMINI:  “And if snitches and bitches were wine and beer, we’d all have a happy New Year.”

CANCER: “Eat Pray Love, motherfucker.”

LEO: “Man, chill, you fuckin book ninjas.”

VIRGO: “Don’t say workin’, say employed. That shit sounds more elegant.”

LIBRA: I’m just using it as a placeholder till I become Jewish and I can pin it on Hitler.

SCORPIO: “You ever think about Jay Z and Beyonce fuckin’?”

SAGITTARIUS:  “Expand your horizons, boo.”

CAPRICORN: “Kick her straight in the cooch.”

AQUARIUS: “Ain’t that some Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants shit?”

PISCES: “They so bad, their cows had to die…”

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I really wish I could pronounce that name…

geneticistlarrie  asked:

Sasha! Liam looks so sad! I wouldn't usually worry about the stunts Coz they're all fake but look how far they've taken Louis ' stunt. I don't wish the same for Liam

He definitely doesn’t look happy. I’m not sure they’ll go to the same well twice. They may have a different spin, if they actually take it there. As in, there won’t be a baby but maybe a staged miscarriage. It could be they think sympathy will equal buying whatever Cheryl’s selling. Plus, they can cast Liam as the cad who was more concerned about his career than his knocked up mentally fragile girlfriend. That seems to be her go to PR image to counter the violent, hood rat, racist bitch she really is, as far as I can tell. 1DHQ seems pretty desperate and vindictive, so maybe? They don’t have normal limits.

However, in showbiz, there don’t seem to be normal limits period. You can bet your ass baby stunts continue to happen because celebs have previously pulled them off successfully. Celebs have been using babies as image builders and PR stunts since showbiz became big business. It’s gross, but really we need not clutch our pearls like this is anything new. It’s not, unfortunately. Successfully faking a pregnancy may be relatively new (we all know the suspects). But baby stunts have always been a thing.  

And Cheryl’s recently lopsided face has normalized but the lopsidedness has apparently moved to her amazing appearing, disappearing and reappearing pooch. Science is amazing.