Homies UNITE

The problems of having glasses:

-Rain: sure you can take them off but then you can’t see, but if you leave them on rain drops on you glasses make it so you can’t see anyway

-cold days/drinking something steamy: when you get some where warm your glasses fog up so you can’t see

-trying to find your glasses: you can’t see so it makes it so hard to find them, you need to see in order to find them but you can’t since you don’t have them

-trying to adjust your glasses when you aren’t wearing them: you can poke you eye out

-playing sports: always going to be worried that they are going to fall off and break

-3D movies: it bad enough dealing with on pair of glasses but trying to wear two at once when ones a shitty paper pair of glasses is impossible

-dumb people asking if you glasses are fake: it’s like are you kidding me, do you really think i would wear these dumb things all the time if i had too

-people trying to wear your glasses and saying wow you are really blind: it’s like no really? why do you think I’ve been wearing these? for fun?

-people that when you take off your glasses hold of there fingers and ask how many you see: yeah I can see them it’s just blurry as fuck what else do you expect, me to see a crayon? 

-sunglasses: HAHAHA not going to happen, you have to deal with the bright ass sun or wear sunglasses and not being able to see, or buying a really expensive sunglasses so i can see

-wearing them for long periods of time: in some cases you nose and ears will hurt if you wear them for too long

-wearing contacts: not if you want to touch your eye everyday or having your eyes dry out your not going to wear them

-sight even with glasses: you vision will be better with glasses but it will never be a perfect 20/20 vision

-trying to clean glasses: it’s annoying as hell some times it takes forever to get one smudge off, and if you even touch them the slightest bit more smudges to deal with, also you can leave behind small scratches witch can be very annoying

-having long eyelashes: you don’t want to have them, trust me, they will rub against your glasses, and it will feel weird and plus it leaves behind smudges in the area were you see the most. “oh i wish i had long eyelashes”. No fuck you, i wish i didn’t

-taking them off: in some cases people won’t even recognize you, and when i take them off it means my day is fucking done.

-when glasses sit on you face they can get greasy: this is annoying b/c then they always feel like they are slipping or  they are actually are slipping down your face. The can also cause pimples which can hurt very much b/c you glasses are kind of sitting on them.

-when people take off your glasses and touch the lends: this is the quickest way to piss us off. we are going to need to clean that after you give them back, we don’t mind if you a careful and touch the lends on accent, but if your are a careless fuck trad we will hate you

-going on rides in a park: worrying if your glasses will fall off, even to a point to wearing a glasses strap to make sure that they don’t fall off. If you don’t have this you need to take them off but were the fuck are you going to put them then? 

-make like eyeliner: if you think it was hard to put on before you lucky seeing fucks. it’s a whole new level of difficult with us since everything you see fucking blurry. 

safe goggles: the suck even more, it is very uncomfortable, like you can’t adjust your normal glasses. Bless the teachers who count your glasses as safety glasses. 

-telescopes and things alike:oh I’m just going to look though this (clunking sound) oh, I guess I can’t get close enough with them so i’ll just have to take them off…

-buying new ones: Oh do I look good in these ones? I don’t know since i can’t see with the model ones on. also they can be expensive as fuck like depending on your eye sight it can be 200 dollars or 400 dollars or more just to fucking see. 

that’s all i can come up with right now, sorry it’s so long I just wanted to rant, feel free to reblog or add more, sorry for any grammar you spelling mistakes. 

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The boys hit 100 episodes of TreeTopia today!! Go show them some LOVE as they play Alpha Minecraft YES i said Alpha *Shutters* 

Check out *Clears lump in throat/holds back fanboy tears*

Ep. 100 of  TreeTopia here! –> (A)

ps DID I MENTION IT’S AN HOUR LONG!?!?! 

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Imagine Carisi having a crush on you but you’re dating Dodds

Our Smiling Carisi (x)


r e q u e s t  b y  a n o n s


You smile at Mike and excuse yourself.

“Hey Staten Island,” you say. Carisi smiles from ear to ear just by hearing your voice. He’s been surrounded by violence all day and hearing your voice dissipated everything.

“Whatta’ you up to?”

“Gonna drop off some sweets for Noah in a few. Want some?” Sonny moves to sit on his desk and didn’t pause in his answer.

“Can’t say no to your baking” Seeing you is mostly why he agreed, but your baking is the cherry on top. “How ‘bout lunch?”

You look up at Mike who’s eating his food with gusto. You bite your lip awkwardly.

“I’m sorry Fordham but I’m actually having lunch with Mike right now. Raincheck?” The mere mention of his name dragged Sonny’s smile down into a frown. Sonny never forgets that you’re dating Mike, but oh how he wish you’re with him instead.

“'is all good. Can’t wait to see you. Drop it off later?” You smile and agree.

“Yeah!I have to go now. See you later, Staten.” You hang up and give Mike your attention again. He smiles at you and offers you a breadstick

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Thank You, Eddie Cardona Jr. (SlyFoxHound) 

Just enjoy the ride

Thank you so much, Sly for everything you have done in the hub. When I first saw the video I thought it would be normal, until I saw the time limit. I wasn’t hoping or expecting for you to leave, but as you explained throughout the video why, I agreed completely. I support and respect your decisions, and wish you the best of luck and where your headed. I can’t wait to see you in Florida (which I just moved here). But, the Creatures wouldn’t be the same without youwe’re all going to miss that hype attitude, that smexy face. Sly, I just want you to know, just thank youThank you for the past 3 years of dedication, sweat, editing, videos, and content you have provided on the hub. If you were not a Creature at all I think everything would just be so different. Just a big thank you, Sly. I wish you the best, and Me and the rest of the homies will stand by with you no matter, Senpapi. #HomiesUnite

As long as you’re happy, we’re happy.

  • -starts playing Homies Unite-
  • Mom: uuuh nuuu... Mommy don't liek dis song.
  • Me: Okay! I'll play a different song! -smirks-
  • -plays Nobs 4 Lyf-
  • Me: How about this song?
  • Song plays and I sing along: ImmortalHD bitches, you got some love show me! I'm the coolest motherfucker watching My Little Pony! And it's all for the Nobs, cause that's my fucking job! Go ahead and like this song or I'll call a fucking mob!
  • Mom: Skylar! That is not a Lady-Like Song!
  • Me: Welcome to Tumblr.

Never Say Goodbye 

Best of luck to Sly leaving the Creatures! I can’t even remember a time where I didn’t watch your videos. In fact you introduced me to the creatures! Regardless I will continue watching all your content no matter what. Can’t wait to see where you go next and what you will bring! Homies Unite!

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(couldn’t find a picture of sly and sp00n together sorry I tried)

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Let’s not forget everyone’s baby girl who has been there since the beginning

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And finally… The group we will forever remember as…

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Once again… BEST OF LUCK! I know you are going to enjoy the ride, and be just fine. Remember to not hold back, be who you are, and don’t let anyone and I mean anyone kick you to the dirt because you have a whole community of people who care about you and love you. 

It’s your time, to show the world the Edwin Cardona, Eddie, Slyfoxhound, Sly, that we have all known and love. Thank you so much, lots of love from all of us!

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With lots of love and support, your fellow homie, Alyssa. 

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When bus drivers wave at each other on the road I just get so confused. Like is the wave a “Hey I drive a bus too” or is it a “I’ll see you at the meeting tomorrow, love to catch up sometime. How are the kids?” Like is there a bus driver club where they go together and the wave is it their way of saying “let’s do that again soon, had so much fun” or are they just really happy to see another person that drives a bus?

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Popular Creature Quotes

  • “Damn Dude”
  • “Yo WTF?!”
  • “Nobs 4 Lyf”
  • “BatDanz”
  • “I’ve got two tickets to paradise”
  • “You just got Loki’d”
  • “Flippityflop”
  • “IM GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK!”
  • “MEOW!”
  • “Creature Cats”
  • “What the BROWN?!”
  • “Shotgun rain”
  • “Cheese it!”
  • “Frag out”
  • “China, China, prime, China, prime, prime, prime”
  • “Homies UNITE!”
  • “Thank you guys for everything!”

(I couldn’t really ind and popular quotes from Ze and Sp00n so it’s mostly from Sly, Aleks, James, Koots, Dan, and Seamoose, so SHIT!)