Homies UNITE

The problems of having glasses:

-Rain: sure you can take them off but then you can’t see, but if you leave them on rain drops on you glasses make it so you can’t see anyway

-cold days/drinking something steamy: when you get some where warm your glasses fog up so you can’t see

-trying to find your glasses: you can’t see so it makes it so hard to find them, you need to see in order to find them but you can’t since you don’t have them

-trying to adjust your glasses when you aren’t wearing them: you can poke you eye out

-playing sports: always going to be worried that they are going to fall off and break

-3D movies: it bad enough dealing with on pair of glasses but trying to wear two at once when ones a shitty paper pair of glasses is impossible

-dumb people asking if you glasses are fake: it’s like are you kidding me, do you really think i would wear these dumb things all the time if i had too

-people trying to wear your glasses and saying wow you are really blind: it’s like no really? why do you think I’ve been wearing these? for fun?

-people that when you take off your glasses hold of there fingers and ask how many you see: yeah I can see them it’s just blurry as fuck what else do you expect, me to see a crayon? 

-sunglasses: HAHAHA not going to happen, you have to deal with the bright ass sun or wear sunglasses and not being able to see, or buying a really expensive sunglasses so i can see

-wearing them for long periods of time: in some cases you nose and ears will hurt if you wear them for too long

-wearing contacts: not if you want to touch your eye everyday or having your eyes dry out your not going to wear them

-sight even with glasses: you vision will be better with glasses but it will never be a perfect 20/20 vision

-trying to clean glasses: it’s annoying as hell some times it takes forever to get one smudge off, and if you even touch them the slightest bit more smudges to deal with, also you can leave behind small scratches witch can be very annoying

-having long eyelashes: you don’t want to have them, trust me, they will rub against your glasses, and it will feel weird and plus it leaves behind smudges in the area were you see the most. “oh i wish i had long eyelashes”. No fuck you, i wish i didn’t

-taking them off: in some cases people won’t even recognize you, and when i take them off it means my day is fucking done.

-when glasses sit on you face they can get greasy: this is annoying b/c then they always feel like they are slipping or  they are actually are slipping down your face. The can also cause pimples which can hurt very much b/c you glasses are kind of sitting on them.

-when people take off your glasses and touch the lends: this is the quickest way to piss us off. we are going to need to clean that after you give them back, we don’t mind if you a careful and touch the lends on accent, but if your are a careless fuck trad we will hate you

-going on rides in a park: worrying if your glasses will fall off, even to a point to wearing a glasses strap to make sure that they don’t fall off. If you don’t have this you need to take them off but were the fuck are you going to put them then? 

-make like eyeliner: if you think it was hard to put on before you lucky seeing fucks. it’s a whole new level of difficult with us since everything you see fucking blurry. 

safe goggles: the suck even more, it is very uncomfortable, like you can’t adjust your normal glasses. Bless the teachers who count your glasses as safety glasses. 

-telescopes and things alike:oh I’m just going to look though this (clunking sound) oh, I guess I can’t get close enough with them so i’ll just have to take them off…

-buying new ones: Oh do I look good in these ones? I don’t know since i can’t see with the model ones on. also they can be expensive as fuck like depending on your eye sight it can be 200 dollars or 400 dollars or more just to fucking see. 

that’s all i can come up with right now, sorry it’s so long I just wanted to rant, feel free to reblog or add more, sorry for any grammar you spelling mistakes. 

  • -starts playing Homies Unite-
  • Mom: uuuh nuuu... Mommy don't liek dis song.
  • Me: Okay! I'll play a different song! -smirks-
  • -plays Nobs 4 Lyf-
  • Me: How about this song?
  • Song plays and I sing along: ImmortalHD bitches, you got some love show me! I'm the coolest motherfucker watching My Little Pony! And it's all for the Nobs, cause that's my fucking job! Go ahead and like this song or I'll call a fucking mob!
  • Mom: Skylar! That is not a Lady-Like Song!
  • Me: Welcome to Tumblr.

Never Say Goodbye 

Best of luck to Sly leaving the Creatures! I can’t even remember a time where I didn’t watch your videos. In fact you introduced me to the creatures! Regardless I will continue watching all your content no matter what. Can’t wait to see where you go next and what you will bring! Homies Unite!

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(couldn’t find a picture of sly and sp00n together sorry I tried)

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Let’s not forget everyone’s baby girl who has been there since the beginning

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And finally… The group we will forever remember as…

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Once again… BEST OF LUCK! I know you are going to enjoy the ride, and be just fine. Remember to not hold back, be who you are, and don’t let anyone and I mean anyone kick you to the dirt because you have a whole community of people who care about you and love you. 

It’s your time, to show the world the Edwin Cardona, Eddie, Slyfoxhound, Sly, that we have all known and love. Thank you so much, lots of love from all of us!

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With lots of love and support, your fellow homie, Alyssa. 

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Imagine Carisi having a crush on you but you’re dating Dodds

Our Smiling Carisi (x)


r e q u e s t  b y  a n o n s


You smile at Mike and excuse yourself.

“Hey Staten Island,” you say. Carisi smiles from ear to ear just by hearing your voice. He’s been surrounded by violence all day and hearing your voice dissipated everything.

“Whatta’ you up to?”

“Gonna drop off some sweets for Noah in a few. Want some?” Sonny moves to sit on his desk and didn’t pause in his answer.

“Can’t say no to your baking” Seeing you is mostly why he agreed, but your baking is the cherry on top. “How ‘bout lunch?”

You look up at Mike who’s eating his food with gusto. You bite your lip awkwardly.

“I’m sorry Fordham but I’m actually having lunch with Mike right now. Raincheck?” The mere mention of his name dragged Sonny’s smile down into a frown. Sonny never forgets that you’re dating Mike, but oh how he wish you’re with him instead.

“'is all good. Can’t wait to see you. Drop it off later?” You smile and agree.

“Yeah!I have to go now. See you later, Staten.” You hang up and give Mike your attention again. He smiles at you and offers you a breadstick

princce7  asked:

•3• These doubles haven't interacted in awhile

Send me a •3• and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to your muse as a poem from mine

I’ve got a feeling                                                                                                     Once upon a time in 1982                                                                                     Risin’ up, back on the streets                                                                                 Whats up homies!                                                                                                   You climb and then you make your way in

Go go Pokemon go by random encounters.                                                 Inky’s lament by Starbomb.                                                                                  Eye of the tiger.                                                                                                      Homies Unite by stuck in your radio.                                                                      Twisted by Natewantstobattle

[[ This is a terrible poem ]]

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Sly, thank you for everything you have done in the hub. We will miss seeing your lovely face and hearing your golden laugh on the hub so much, thank you for 2 and a half years of joy!

I’m happy that by making this decision, you have enabled yourself to become a happier person. Remember to keep a smile on your face on every step of your journey and radiate your joyfulness like you did in the hub. We love you so much Sly, good luck for the future! Homies unite!

I was so excited when this tank came in today. I was so excited to wear it over the weekend.

When I got on tumblr; the last check for the night. I couldn’t believe my eyes. At first I didn’t believe it. I thought it was a rumor being spread about. That was until I saw that Sly had reblogged a good portion of what I was seeing.

I’m both happy and sad to see him go. It was he who introduced my to Stuck In Your Radio, to The Creatures, the many YouTubers he plays with, and the many different games.

I wish him the best of luck and can’t wait to see what he has in store for us in the future.


“Now we’re broken, but we’re picking up the pieces. We’re broken, but we’re picking up the pieces. Here we are tonight, Homies UNITE!!”

“Homies Unite!!” Inktober for 19/31, it’s been awhile since I drew Sly so here ya go:3

I’ll be sending this out to whoever who wants it for free, internationally, so just drop me an ask by 31 October and I’ll choose a random person:) Remember to keep your ask box open and be willing to tell me your address so I can send it to you:3

cvteness  asked:

Hey sly, just stopping to ask if you could say happy birthday to me because i've had a pretty shitty birthday and it'd mean the world to me! You've helped me so much through my depression and if you can't i wont judge! Homies unite! <3

happy b day :D