oh! haha, hi! my name is john, you probably don’t know who I am obviously. i just found this social media while looking at por- porcupines!! but yeah, maybe send some asks my way so I have something to do im my free time.
Quick Note: This ask blog is sorta like an au, an au where SBURB was never made and John never met anyone like, Dave, Rose, etc. so, it’s our unharmed boi John. i mean, I dunno if this idea will be boring but hey let’s give it a shot.
DERICK: hello, pleasure to meet you. it seems you’ve come to ask us questions; please, ask away.
DERICK: this is David, my younger brother. he’s the fashionista of the family, although he likes to deny it. DERICK: he chooses my clothes when we shop, most of the time.
DERICK: please, do not be afraid to ask us questions. we don’t bite.