Homestuck-askblog

anonymous asked:

What would you do if you were suddenly human?

uu: THANK WHATEVER GRAND DEITY CONTROLS THE uNIVERSE. FOR FINALLY GIVING ME MY OWN BODY SEPARATE FROM MY “SISTER.”

uu: THEN TALK TO THOSE HuMAN ASSHOLES TO “BE FRIENDS.” OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT HuMANS DO.

(Good artist m!a 4/5)

Bonus:

CA: wwhat

CA: no

CA: a course not

CA: my lips are naturally pitch black

CA: also that definitely isnt eyeliner highlighter eyeshadow an mascara

CA: wwhy do you ask

CA:

CA: alright i cant do this

CA: a course its lipstick

CA: im wwearin a full face a makeup

CA: its not like its just for girls though anyone can do it

CA: man if you react like this to some lipstick i cant wwait until you see gamzee

CA: humans are so wweird

CA: sometimes you just wwanna look pretty alright 

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KANAYA AND I STILL HANGOUT THOUGH. JUST BECAUSE I MOVED INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S HIVE DOES NOT MEAN WE’RE NO LONGER MOIRAILS. BUT NOW I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE AWKWARD PAILING NOISES WHEN I’M TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING WEIRD IT IS TO KNOW THE NOISES YOUR PALEMATE MAKES WHEN THEY’RE WITH THEIR PAIL MATE.

oh! haha, hi! my name is john, you probably don’t know who I am obviously. i just found this social media while looking at por- porcupines!! but yeah, maybe send some asks my way so I have something to do im my free time.


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Quick Note: This ask blog is sorta like an au, an au where SBURB was never made and John never met anyone like, Dave, Rose, etc. so, it’s our unharmed boi John. i mean, I dunno if this idea will be boring but hey let’s give it a shot.

A young man wakes up with a blistering headache in an area unknown to him. His name is Dave Strider, and he is 21 years old. All he remembers about himself is his name and his age. His body hurts all over, but nontheless he sits up.

Completely lost, he looks around. What should he do now?

Dave ===> procede

( read the about and the rules section for any info on how to act. Have fun! )

transparentruinsbasement  asked:

How's life like? :0

TT: Life is pretty great.

TT: Nothing too exciting has happened since Sburb ended, but I think that’s a nice change.

TT: We are all quite happy about the fact that we can live normal lives now.

TT: Living together with Kanaya and looking after the young wigglers with her is wonderful, in my opinion.

TT: I couldn’t ask for a better life.

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IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON YOU ASK. A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THE QUADRANTS TO SHOW EACH OTHER HOW MUCH SOMEONE MEANS TO THEM RATHER THAN TRYING TO FILL THEM SO THEY DONT GET CULLED.

THAT AND US TROLLS STILL NEED THE QUADRANTS TO KEEP OUR MURDEROUS TENDENCIES IN CHECK. JUST BECAUSE WE DESTROYED ALTERNIA DOESNT MEAN WE CAN AUTOMATICALLY DROP OUR INSTINCTS.

DAVE IS JUST SO FUCKING MOODY SOMETIMES.