KANAYA AND I STILL HANGOUT THOUGH. JUST BECAUSE I MOVED INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S HIVE DOES NOT MEAN WE’RE NO LONGER MOIRAILS. BUT NOW I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE AWKWARD PAILING NOISES WHEN I’M TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING WEIRD IT IS TO KNOW THE NOISES YOUR PALEMATE MAKES WHEN THEY’RE WITH THEIR PAIL MATE.
oh! haha, hi! my name is john, you probably don’t know who I am obviously. i just found this social media while looking at por- porcupines!! but yeah, maybe send some asks my way so I have something to do im my free time.
Quick Note: This ask blog is sorta like an au, an au where SBURB was never made and John never met anyone like, Dave, Rose, etc. so, it’s our unharmed boi John. i mean, I dunno if this idea will be boring but hey let’s give it a shot.
A young man wakes up with a blistering headache in an area unknown to him. His name is Dave Strider, and he is 21 years old. All he remembers about himself is his name and his age. His body hurts all over, but nontheless he sits up.
Completely lost, he looks around. What should he do now?