Homestuck-askblog

anonymous asked:

What would you do if you were suddenly human?

uu: THANK WHATEVER GRAND DEITY CONTROLS THE uNIVERSE. FOR FINALLY GIVING ME MY OWN BODY SEPARATE FROM MY “SISTER.”

uu: THEN TALK TO THOSE HuMAN ASSHOLES TO “BE FRIENDS.” OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT HuMANS DO.

(Good artist m!a 4/5)

Bonus:

CA: wwhat

CA: no

CA: a course not

CA: my lips are naturally pitch black

CA: also that definitely isnt eyeliner highlighter eyeshadow an mascara

CA: wwhy do you ask

CA:

CA: alright i cant do this

CA: a course its lipstick

CA: im wwearin a full face a makeup

CA: its not like its just for girls though anyone can do it

CA: man if you react like this to some lipstick i cant wwait until you see gamzee

CA: humans are so wweird

CA: sometimes you just wwanna look pretty alright 

oh! haha, hi! my name is john, you probably don’t know who I am obviously. i just found this social media while looking at por- porcupines!! but yeah, maybe send some asks my way so I have something to do im my free time.


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Quick Note: This ask blog is sorta like an au, an au where SBURB was never made and John never met anyone like, Dave, Rose, etc. so, it’s our unharmed boi John. i mean, I dunno if this idea will be boring but hey let’s give it a shot.

anonymous asked:

Do you like to watch movies? What's your favorite genre? Who do you watch them with?

D –> Nepeta and i tend to have our matesprits over for movie night
D –> Hal told me this is called a double date

D –> I like most movies but nepeta is partial to romcoms and her matesprits both enjoy horror films
D –> Eridan likes war stories and hal seems to enjoy most sci-fi films