Person: You don’t ship CronKri. That means you suck. We can’t be friends.

Translation: Let me criticize you, and try and make you feel guilty because you do not like what I like.

How they expect me to react: ❔What❔the fuck 󾌽󾌽 did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated 󾔚󾔚 top󾭂 of my class in the 󾟨Navy󾟨 Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous 󾰯secret󾰯 raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed 󾆳 kills 󾆳. I am trained in gorilla 󾇎󾇎 󾭚warfare 󾭚 and I’m the 󾭂top󾭂 sniper in the entire US 󾓵 armed 󾓵 forces 󾆡󾆡󾆡. You are nothing to me but just 󾠌 another 󾠌 target 󾠌. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with 󾆐 precision 󾠌󾠌 the likes of which has never been 󾆐 seen 󾆐 before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark 󾌽 my 󾌽 fucking 󾌽 words 󾌽. You think you can 󾆐 get away 󾆐with saying that shit to me over the Internet 󾔸? Think again, fucker. 󾮠󾮠󾮠 As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies 󾆐󾆐󾆐 across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced 󾀤 right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot 󾇋󾇋󾇋. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the 󾌴 pathetic 󾌴 little thing you call your life. You’re 󾆳 fucking 󾆳󾆳󾆳 dead 󾆳󾆳󾆳, kid. I can be anywhere 🌎󾀹🌍, anytime 🕧󾀣🕦, and I can 󾆳 kill 󾆳 you󾆳 in over 󾭾 seven 󾭾 hundred 󾭾 ways 󾕀, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in 󾮖unarmed 󾮖 combat 󾮖, but I have access to the entire arsenal 󾓵󾓵󾓵 of the United States 󾆡󾆡󾆡 Marine Corps 󾆡󾆡󾆡 and I will use it to its full extent to 󾆳 wipe 󾆳 your 󾆳 miserable 󾆳 ass 󾆳 off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little 󾓴shit 󾓴. If only you could have known 󾌤󾌤 what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment 󾕁󾕁 was about to 󾮠bring 󾮠 down 󾮠 upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue󾆔󾆔󾆔. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price󾓠󾓠󾓠, you goddamn idiot. I will 󾓴 shit 󾓴 fury 󾌽󾌽󾌽 all over you and you will 󾍁󾍁󾍁 drown 󾍁󾍁󾍁in it. You’re 󾆳 fucking 󾆳 dead 󾆳, kiddo. 󾆳󾆳󾆳

How I actually react: I honestly think if you’re going to be upset with someone just because they don’t ship something you do, we can’t actually be friends. Therefore, you are doing me a huge favor. Thank you, hun. <3

  • Real Life:Assume straight until proven gay.
  • Tumblr:Assume gay until proven straight.
  • Fandom:Assume Gay even if proven straight.
  • Sherlock:Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
  • Supernatural:Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
  • Glee:Gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
  • Merlin:Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
  • Avengers:gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
  • Torchwood:Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay.
  • Hetalia:Draw a circle that's how gay we are.
  • Homestuck:Idek anymore there's like 13 different types of relationships
Following blogs that post homestuck!!!
If you post any of the following:


•Homestuck Ships!!

•Homestuck art!!!

•Homestuck Hiatus posts!!!

•Homestuck cosplay!!!

•Any type of Homestuck!!!!

And reblog this I will follow all of you!! Up until 200 notes. And after that I will still follow back anyone who follows me!!

How I Feel About DirkJake:

So imagine you are a mother/father and you have two children. You go on a family trip to the beach. You want your children to build a sandcastle together so you can take a picture and post it on Facebook or whatever parents use. Your children DO NOT want to build a sandcastle and WILL NOT fucking cooperate. You try to reason with them and even offer to help them build it but of course they’d just rather do something else. You decide to give up on the idea and walk away to do something else with your time. You come back around ten minutes later and what do you find? Nothing other then a BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SANDCASTLE THAT WAS JUST RECENTLY DESTROYED BY THE WAVES OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. Your children are crying and said that they decided to build a big beautiful sandcastle while you were gone to surprise you and RIGHT when you got back it got destroyed by the waves. Your children resemble Dirk and Jake and the sandcastle resembles Dirk and Jake’s romantic relationship. You don’t get to see the building of the sandcastle, or see it when it stood proud and tall. All you got to see was the ending stages of something beautiful as it breaks and drifts of into the ocean. Andrew Hussie is the waves of the ocean that destroy your children’s sandcastles.

One of those posts

i’d love to follow some more people so please reblog if you post any or all of the following

  • Homestuck
  • H o m e s t u c k
  • homestuck art
  • homestuck ships
  • homestuck cosplay
  • Madoka
  • dangan ronpa
  • doctor who
  • homestuck
  • text posts
  • cosplay
  • cute things
  • anime

Thanks so much!!

Signs and soulmates

Aries: Gemini, Scorpio
Taurus: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Gemini: Aries, Virgo, Pisces
Cancer: Leo, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
Leo: Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Virgo: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius
Libra: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn
Scorpio: Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius
Sagittarius: Taurus, Leo
Capricorn: Taurus, Cancer, Libra
Aquarius: Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
Pisces: Gemini, Aquarius