Person: You don’t ship CronKri. That means you suck. We can’t be friends.
Translation: Let me criticize you, and try and make you feel guilty because you do not like what I like.
How they expect me to react: ❔What❔the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed kills . I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces . You are nothing to me but just another target . I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark my fucking words . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet ? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot . The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead , kid. I can be anywhere 🌎🌍, anytime 🕧🕦, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways , and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little shit . If only you could have known what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead , kiddo.
How I actually react: I honestly think if you’re going to be upset with someone just because they don’t ship something you do, we can’t actually be friends. Therefore, you are doing me a huge favor. Thank you, hun. <3
So imagine you are a mother/father and you have two children. You go on a family trip to the beach. You want your children to build a sandcastle together so you can take a picture and post it on Facebook or whatever parents use. Your children DO NOT want to build a sandcastle and WILL NOT fucking cooperate. You try to reason with them and even offer to help them build it but of course they’d just rather do something else. You decide to give up on the idea and walk away to do something else with your time. You come back around ten minutes later and what do you find? Nothing other then a BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SANDCASTLE THAT WAS JUST RECENTLY DESTROYED BY THE WAVES OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. Your children are crying and said that they decided to build a big beautiful sandcastle while you were gone to surprise you and RIGHT when you got back it got destroyed by the waves. Your children resemble Dirk and Jake and the sandcastle resembles Dirk and Jake’s romantic relationship. You don’t get to see the building of the sandcastle, or see it when it stood proud and tall. All you got to see was the ending stages of something beautiful as it breaks and drifts of into the ocean. Andrew Hussie is the waves of the ocean that destroy your children’s sandcastles.