Hitmen-for-hire

*Teacher Mentions Natural Selection*

Me: “ERIC HARRIS”

*Someone Likes KMFDM Or Rammstein*

Me: “ERIC LIKES THEM DO YOU LIKE ERIC”

*Someone Mentions They Work At A Pizza Place*

Me: “YOU’RE REINCARNATED ERIC HARRIS”

*Someone Mentions They Got Their Little Sister A Bike*

Me: “ERIICCCCCCCS COMMERCIAL”

*Someone Playing Doom*

Me: “E R I C H A R R I S”

*Someone Wears A Black And White Flannel*

Me: “EEERRIICCC FUCKING HARRIS”

*Someone Starts Eating A Slim Jim*

Me: *Screeching* “ERICCCCC”

anonymous asked:

Did they show hitman for hire in class?

Eric Veik stated that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold asked him to film a video for them that they needed in Eric’s Government Economic class. The assignment was to create a business. Eric and Dylan came up with the idea of being hitmen. The title of the video was: “Hitmen for Hire and the original title was “Revenge for Hire”.

Eric showed the HMFH video in class and Mr. Tonelli gave him an A for it with a score of 83 out of 90.

Eric’s typed report under the cut

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