Hitmen-for-hire

anonymous asked:

18 years ago this week the boys were filming hitman for hire. WHAT!!!!

Ikr? 

These are the Hitmen for Hire scenes that were filmed.. 18 years ago today.
December 8, 1998 - December 8, 2016

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“…I was still as he came my way again. He stopped and gave me a look I will never forget. If I could face an emotion of god, it would have looked like the man. I not only saw in his face, but also felt emanating from him power, complacence, closure, and godliness.  The man smiled, and in that instant, through no endeavor of my own, I understood his actions.”

    – Dylan Klebold, Creative Writing Class, 4th Period.

Me: *Sits on Santa’s lap*

Santa: “And what do you want, young lady?”

Me: “The Basement Tapes.”

*Teacher Mentions Natural Selection*

Me: “ERIC HARRIS”

*Someone Likes KMFDM Or Rammstein*

Me: “ERIC LIKES THEM DO YOU LIKE ERIC”

*Someone Mentions They Work At A Pizza Place*

Me: “YOU’RE REINCARNATED ERIC HARRIS”

*Someone Mentions They Got Their Little Sister A Bike*

Me: “ERIICCCCCCCS COMMERCIAL”

*Someone Playing Doom*

Me: “E R I C H A R R I S”

*Someone Wears A Black And White Flannel*

Me: “EEERRIICCC FUCKING HARRIS”

*Someone Starts Eating A Slim Jim*

Me: *Screeching* “ERICCCCC”