Trying to ask a person if they like HIM is one of the most difficult things ever...

Me: Do you like HIM?
Them: Who?
Me: HIM
Them: Who? *looks around* Him? *points at person*
Me: No! H.I.M
Them: WHO!?
Me: THE BAND HIM THE BAND IS CALLED HIM
Them: OH…WHO THE FUCK NAMES A BAND HIM!?
Me: .