Hills-are-alive

Things I said while driving today

The hills are alive, with the sound of speeeeediiiiiiing

*sees yellow paint from lane divider smeared in swerving tire tracks* “Well, SOMEONE really fucked up”

“I’M A BETTER DRIVER THAN YOU AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE MY LICENSE”

“hey buddy could you maybe decide what lane you want to be in, come on. Oh… it seems like you’re choosing this lane. A blinker would’ve been nice”

“There’s no one behind me, so I can err on the side of caution and no one will beep at me

*small “whoooo” noises every time I coasted around a curve* “I amuse myself”

“It’s gonna be a while before I can drive with kids, I have no filter right now”

*driving on an unfinished road that sounds and feels like a rumble strip* “This is the sound of anxiety. Pffft, ha… Anxiety, the road to ruin”

*behind a dump truck full of gravel* “I’m just gonna slow down and put some more space between us, because I don’t want to be anywhere NEAR the region of up this guy’s ass

Musical Shitpost

this is what happens when i watch mama mia with my mum and we both cry at meryl streep

team voltron love musicals. this is a fact. but who loves what

keith:

  • keith loves legally blonde
  • he can’t help it
  • the music is all so fun
  • and they all have such a good time and no one ends up hurt except a couple assholes
  • every time he watches it he starts to sing the song what you want at lance behind his back
  • no one minds
  • hunk and him do a perfect duet of serious

shiro:

  • this man loves les mis
  • he doesn’t hide it either, his jean val jean impression is spot on
  • sometimes he’s found doing his eyeliner singing both parts of a duet to the mirror
  • often it’s the confrontation
  • he isn’t good at it
  • he cries whenever a character dies too which is hard
  • because like
  • they all die

allura:

  • you do not wanna get between this woman and wicked
  • she used to love hamilton but as soon as she heard no good deed she fell in love
  • she can hit all the high notes especially in deying gravity
  • she tried to make keith duet what is this feeling but he couldn’t learn the lyrics
  • sometimes she and lance sing popular together and lance kills it as glinda
  • she refers to the mice as munchkins sometimes

hunk:

  • THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
  • when lance is sad he sings my favourite things and it chers him up without fail
  • he has a playlist of his favourite sound of music songs to go to sleep listening to
  • spoiler alert: it’s all of them
  • he convinced the team to do do re mi together and it almost made him cry when they did
  • once when they found a planet where the hills actually were alive he almost died imitating julie andrews
  • he still says it would have been worth it

pidge:

  • i don’t know if you know this but pidge and heathers go together like shiro and suffering
  • candystore is her anthem
  • and whenever lance pisses her off which is a lot she belts out yo girl around the ship
  • losing rover put her into full on i am damaged mode for weeks
  • lifeboat makes her sad because it reminds her how much of her family she’s lost. sometimes she’ll be alone in her room crying thinking how much she’s lost. no one knows.
  • dead girl walking reprise puts her back in a good mood though so it’s fine

lance:

  • i bet you thought this would say high school musical
  • everyone loves highschool musical lance isn’t a basic bitch
  • although he does love it
  • lance‘s favourite is obviously mamma mia and i’m not just saying that because i just watched it
  • it has meryl streep in it for christsake
  • and abba
  • dancing queen is his anthem but lay all your love on me is pretty awesome to him too
  • winner takes it all still makes him cry with pride
  • he’s sung S.O.S about both hunk and keith at different times and same times. they are so perfect for it
  • the musical both makes him incredibly happy and incredibly homesick. use only when needed

coran:

  • avenue q of course
  • this was the first musical he’d ever heard and every one since has been a disappointment in comparison
  • he sang everyone’s a little bit racist to allura when she was having her issues with keith
  • it didn’t help
  • he sang if you were gay when keith first got his crush on lance
  • it didn’t help
  • when lance had to handle keith’s bonding moment issue he sang mixtape
  • it helped.

kaltenecker

  • grease all the way
  • alone at a drive in moo-vie is his favourite
  • beauty school dropout also resonates deep in his heart
  • this is the only musical the poor cow has seen, he saw it when lance watched it with shiro
  • grease is the word was a spiritual experience


im sorry this is what i made tonight

BONUS:

  • zarkon likes Hairspray purely for Miss Baltimore Crabs
  • haggar enjoys chorus line surprisingly
  • shay adores RENT in every way
  • the blades of marmora watch rocky horror regularly and each have assigned roles to sing. ulaz was dr frank n furter
  • lotor is high school musical 2. he wants fabulous.
  • varkon likes shrek the musical.
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when u havent seen ur mom in a while and u wana show her all ur cool stuff ur proud of

Beauty and the beast (2017)
  • the prince’s makeup is my life tbh his eyelINER is POPPIN 
  • is no one going to talk about how belle invented the first washing machine and everyone just !!!! DUMPS HER LAUNDRY DIRECTLY INTO THE FUCKING SOIL
  • le fou, just, i love him
  • “ja ne se quais?” “i dont know what that means” gaston you’re french
  • Josh Gad’s horse would nOT cooperate and he almost ran emma ovER !! 
  • the fact that emma sang ‘The hills are alive’ whilst filming the reprise of belle, on the hills.
  • “i dont have tastebuds but i can tell that this is exquisite !”
  • “my favorite is romeo & juliet” *rolls eyes into another dimension
  • “i had an expensive education”
  • “-and a bit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) alarming( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
  • “okay, I’m older now”
  • EVERMORE
  • I started crying when the staff turned into household items I just xgohdyofu n O
  • THE FEATHER DUSTER’S HIGHLIGHT IS POPPIN
  • “have you ever thought about growing a beard?” *Rawr xD smexy growls*

anonymous asked:

Hi! How about: Tom says that he loves you but you don't believe him and think he is joking, he insisted several times and asks you to be his girlfriend but you keep refusing to believe him, he ends up getting exasperated and yells at you: OH MY GOD, WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO ACCEPT THAT I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU. I NEEDED THIS. <333 THANK YOU.

I could just stare at this gif forever, and i’d pay William to scream at me T_T

I would probably cry tho… even in this scenario of yours. Like holy shit… he’s terrifying and so gorgeous and why is he yelling? but also keep going :B

~A.Wölf.

i cant believe billy’s favourite movie is the sound of music

im listening to the sound of music soundtrack just so i can think about billy kaplan dramatically singing to it all

let me propose this:

-toddler billy being entranced by so long, farewell but he cant really handle all the words yet all so he settles with singing goodbYEEEEE to anyone leaving the house for the next three months

-child billy fully going for the hills are alive, standing up on the sofa to belt it despite his family’s protests

-teenage billy driving teddy crazy by knowing all of the words to how do you solve a problem like maria. it would be so cute except hes been singing it for four days straight now please billy stop

-billy kaplan the night before his seventeenth birthday singing I AM SIXTEEN GOING ON SEVENTEEN to anyone who will listen

-billy singing my favourite things and doesn’t bother to stop his magic from responding. wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings go soaring past the window. snowflakes start to fall from the ceiling and they stay on his nose and eyelashes. teddy is suddenly wearing a white dress with a blue satin sash.

-kate and billy trying to sing all the parts of do re mi between them

-billy tentatively proposing that their first dance at their wedding be to edelweiss. teddy considering it because that’s his favourite song from the soundtrack, and it makes him think of his mum

-adult billy singing i have confidence to his child while taking her with him about the house, making her giggle as he does his chores by magic and makes faces at his baby girl

-teddy offering to make the family tea. do you want it with jam and bread? opportunity glints in billys eyes. TEA, TEA WITH JAM, JAM AND BREAD he sings, and their 7 year old comes through to the kitchen to join in, and teddy can only laugh exasperatedly