the first time lance ever held his first nephew, he was six, and he started crying giant happy tears
would constantly try to teach his nieces and nephews to say tío lance in order for those to be their first words
hunk: hey dude are you doing okay? your eye bags are…. huge lance: i haven’t done any of my assignments for the past week because i have procrastination! my adhd isn’t letting me focus, and i’ve cried twice this week. hunk: …. lance: [fingerguns and winks]
one of his cousins was enrolling in a beautician school and before lance went to the garrison, he was his muse
resulted in the thin eyebrows, straight permed hair, and short bangs. also got a good pedicure and manicure out of it
lance: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL! his cousin: I SAID THAT I’M IN SCHOOL STILL! lance: ARE YOU KIDDING ME his cousin: can you relax. hair grows back and chemicals go away… eventually
this same cousin got lance into skincare when the cousin used to work at lush. family discount
lance is the one who calls star wars the old space movies that are classics. he’s talking about the sequel trilogy.
“i grew up with those movies,” his father says, “you’re killing your father, lance. stop laughing, lance”
lance’s internal thoughts while eating spicy food, tears in his eyes: you are a badass cuban. you are a badass cuban. you are a badass—WHAT DID CORAN PUT IN THIS!?!?!?!
“i’m not jealous” “you just growled when keith laughed because of him, lance” “i’m just annoyed because i’m funnier than that dude.” “mhm” “shut up”
lance is currently on a work out routine with allura in order to get more fit and to eventually beat shiro,then her in an arm wrestling competition they hold every week
“allura i’m not crying i’m just sweating from my eyes”
curly haired lance comes without warning. the only person surprised by this is lance
keith: suits you. lance: ;)
when lance comes home to earth, he comes home to a new baby sister, a new nephew, and just in time to watch his brother get married. he’s the happiest he’s ever been.