a few lancey lance headcanons for the soul

  • the first time lance ever held his first nephew, he was six, and he started crying giant happy tears
    • would constantly try to teach his nieces and nephews to say tío lance in order for those to be their first words
  • hunk: hey dude are you doing okay? your eye bags are…. huge
    lance: i haven’t done any of my assignments for the past week because i have procrastination! my adhd isn’t letting me focus, and i’ve cried twice this week.
    hunk: ….
    lance: [fingerguns and winks]
  • one of his cousins was enrolling in a beautician school and before lance went to the garrison, he was his muse
    • resulted in the thin eyebrows, straight permed hair, and short bangs. also got a good pedicure and manicure out of it
    • lance: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL!
      his cousin: I SAID THAT I’M IN SCHOOL STILL!
      lance: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
      his cousin: can you relax. hair grows back and chemicals go away… eventually
    • this same cousin got lance into skincare when the cousin used to work at lush. family discount
  • lance is the one who calls star wars the old space movies that are classics. he’s talking about the sequel trilogy.
    • “i grew up with those movies,” his father says, “you’re killing your father, lance. stop laughing, lance”
  • lance’s internal thoughts while eating spicy food, tears in his eyes: you are a badass cuban. you are a badass cuban. you are a badass—WHAT DID CORAN PUT IN THIS!?!?!?!
  • “i’m not jealous” “you just growled when keith laughed because of him, lance” “i’m just annoyed because i’m funnier than that dude.” “mhm” “shut up”
  • lance is currently on a work out routine with allura in order to get more fit and to eventually beat shiro,then her in an arm wrestling competition they hold every week
    • “allura i’m not crying i’m just sweating from my eyes”
  • curly haired lance comes without warning. the only person surprised by this is lance
    • keith: suits you.
      lance: ;)
  • when lance comes home to earth, he comes home to a new baby sister, a new nephew, and just in time to watch his brother get married. he’s the happiest he’s ever been.