• Norway: In norwegian, you don't refer to your romantic partner as a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". You say "Kjæreste", which is gender neutral and literally translates to "the dearest".
  • Sweden: And in Swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying "älskling" which translates into "my beloved one"
  • Finland: And in Finnish we say "mulkvisti" which means "one I dont hate as much as the others".
  • Sweden: *squints at Finland*
if Berwald was a psychic
  • Berwald: *reads Tino's mind*
  • Tino: ❄🎅❄🎅🎄🎅⛄❄🎅❄ festive shit festive sHit 🎄 that's ✔ some ❄❄ shit right ❄❄th 🎅 ere ❄⛄ ❄ right ✔ there ✔✔ if i do ƽaү so my self 🎄 i say so 🎄 that's what i'm talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🎄 ❄⛄❄⛄ НOH0ОଠHOOHOОଠHଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ❄ ❄ ⛄❄ 🎄 ❄ 🎅🎅 🎅 ❄❄ festive shit
  • Berwald:
  • Berwald: why am I not surprised

anonymous asked:

Can you do something with the nordics and their s/o going to a pond and feeding ducks but the ducks attack

Denmark/Simon Densen- He should have seen this coming but he didn’t and oh my God is that a piece of his shirt when did it bite him there help him don’t just la u g h

Finland/Tino Väinämöinen- It would be a shock that the animals would turn on him! Please! Please little fluffy things don’t do that! Here’s all the seeds just stop! At least he has the mind to shield you form the uproar.

Iceland/Emil Steilsson- He will glare those fuckers down, let them try to attack him. Or more importantly let them try to attack you…Really he’s just gonna run when they chase him, try to get it on camera for blackmail. 

Norway/Lukas Bondevik- It’s also unlikely they would attack him rather than just try to pile on him to get the yummy things he brought. Buuut, if it does get out of hand then he just tries to give in and then get you to take pictures while it’s docile.

Sweden/Berwald Oxenstierna- The ducks do not attack. The ducks stay calm. They know. They know.

  • Germany: Oh, boy, I was afraid of this.
  • Sweden: Wh't?
  • Germany: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This right here is why you have no space program.
The Aph Nordics's OTPs.
  • Aph Sweden: Table x Chair.
  • Aph Finland: Santa x Mrs. Claus.
  • Aph Denmark: Blue Lego x Red Lego.
  • Aph Norway: Butter x Bread.
  • Aph Iceland: Sportacus x Robbie Rotten.