Summary: So (Y/N) and Tony are really relatives. He’s
trying to handle the situation as good as possible, but it’s a complete chaos.
When does (Y/N) notice her father is Iron Man and how will Pepper react on her?
Warnings: none that I’m aware of
“Are you angry with me Tony?” “No, I’m
confused…that’s all.” He answered under his breath and massaged his temples.
I looked at my feet and couldn’t help but feeling a bit guilty. How could he
not be confused? He had just found out that he is the father of an
eight-year-old kid since half an hour now.
“C’mon.” Tony simply said and I
jumped off my chair to follow him and quickly ran back to pick up Turtle.
are we doing?” I shouted after him and jumped down the stairs behind a stylish
water wall. He ran so fast, I had to take two stairs at ones to catch up with him. With shaky hands he tapped in a code at the electronic device. “A
paternity test, just to be sure.” The door opened with a silent beep and my jaw
dropped the moment I saw what was right in front of me.
“Wooow!” Was the only thing I could say when my eyes
hit all the fantastic stuff in this high tech room. Tony clapped his hands two
times and suddenly everything awoke to life. There were screens full of scientific researches, complicated equations that he must have been working on and the hologram of a building with a big ‘A’ on it. I turned around to see the spot lights hitting several
awkward robotic suits.
I gasped sharply.
“Is this…is that- no it can’t be. IS THIS IRON MAN?” I
stuttered and looked up to the heroic armour and stretched out one finger. “Actually I am. And don’t touch anything, would you?” he said and I hesitated, but
finally couldn’t hold back from touching it nevertheless. Unbelievable.
“My dad is Iron Man.” I whispered as my finger made contact
with the cold metal and I heard Tony making a hollow noise behind me as soon as
the word ‘dad’ had escaped my lips. He turned around with a determined
expression on his face and I noticed a little white thing between his fingers
as he reached out for me. I recognized it as a tweezers with a piece of cotton. He first
put one in his mouth himself to put it in a shiny box afterwards. Everything
was shiny somehow in here. Like a funfair, but with more science. I love technology.
“I need FRIDAY to compare our DNA. Maybe this is all
a horrible mistake.” “This is awkward for me too, believe me” I wasn’t able to
speak properly with the cotton in my mouth. “Aren’t you sure you and my Mum, uhm…you know-” I didn’t want to say it out loud.
“She and I met at a conference about global energy resources in Dublin years ago.” Tony sighed heavily. I looked at him from the corner of my eye. “She never told me.” “Maybe because we both were too drunk to remember the morning after.” I made a disgusted face. "Eew, Tony. I’m eight!“
“That’s the point, it was eight years ago.” He replied and continued plugging the cottons in the DNA-scan.
“Dummy no-“Tony said in an annoyed tone to the robot,
that wanted to help him. It even seemed to be sad somehow being completely
useless right now.
As soon as both cottons were in the machine, the
system started to run a scan and made us both waiting impatiently for a result.
But not very much later the outcome of our DNA popped up on the transparent
“I confirm a relative of ninety-eight percent.
Congratulations Mr. Stark, you indeed have a daughter.” FRIDAY said. Our jaws
dropped at exactly the same time. “I have a daughter.” He repeated and was
staring at the screen, as though he was expecting that it would change into
negative somehow. “FRIDAY, c’mon. You must be out of your mind.” “I’m afraid
not Sir, I’m perfectly alright.”
I grinned at him. “My dad is Iron Man.”
“Is this going to be my room?” I asked eyes wide open
as I saw the amazing big bedroom with view at the ocean. I tossed down my bag
on the floor, ran to the king sized bed and started jumping on it for no good
reason. “It’s actually my room and you’re a real nuisance, you know that? Now
come down there, get your dirty shoes off my bed.” Tony said irritated.
“Well you’re Iron Man, you c-“ I began, but was
abruptly interrupted by a loud noise coming from downstairs. I stopped jumping.
“Tony?” I heard a woman asking for the man who suddenly held his breath in pure
panic. “Oh no. It’s Pepper” “Who’s Pepper?” I asked a bit too loud and he held
my mouth shut with his hand. I immediately protested with a moan, but he
refused to let go.
“Ssshh!” he hissed and pulled me down the bed, unsure where
to leave me. “I didn’t expected her to be home this early.” He whispered. He
didn’t know what to do and finally decided to hide me in here. How could he
explain why there was a child in here? His child? “Tony, what was that noise?”
The voice came closer and I looked around the corner to see who was coming, but
he roughly pushed me back into his bedroom.
“Nothing” Tony answered and quickly shut the door
behind him. He tried to look as calm and innocent as possible, but he knew
Pepper wasn’t the one you could fool easily.
I pressed my ear against the door and watched the
shadows of her feet appear underneath it. “You were talking to someone.” She said
and stopped right in front of him.
“No, I wasn’t” Tony could see the distrust in her
eyes. She looked like she wanted to say something, but her eyes were just
flickering between him and the door. Not believing a single word he was saying.
I silently brought distance between me and the arguing
persons and accidently kicked down that stupid plant which was standing right
behind me. It fell down and I held my breath.
Pepper’s eyes became very narrow. Again, she heard a noise coming out of the
bedroom she and Tony had shared for years now and she wanted to know who it
was. She felt the jealousy hitting her. All these years she had put love and
trust in this relationship, just to see he hadn’t changed a bit. “Pepper…wait- wait it’s not what you think it is.” Tony tried to explain and hold
her back, but she already pushed him to the side furiously. She always knew the
day would come Tony would cheat on her. But who she found was not the one she
I was still not breathing, that’s how scared I was as
the door violently opened and I felt like I was the one who was busted. Seconds
passed by and I just stared at the beautiful woman with strawberry blond hair
and unfitting confused frown on her forehead.
“Who are you?” she finally asked.
Tony stood behind her, wildly making me understand not to tell a single word.
Pepper turned around and he stopped gesturing right away, so she wouldn’t
notice. “I- I am (Y/N). Tony’s uhm…” I told her shyly and tried to read
Tony’s lips. “niece?” I smiled and he did too. Pepper was still confused.
“Niece?” she repeated not very convinced and Tony and I both nodded.
at my side and rubbed his hand through my hair. “She’s going to stay for a
while isn’t that great?” He chuckled nervously. “Oh really?” Pepper looked less
bewildered now, and I could see she was actually a very friendly person. “Tony
can we talk for a second?” she asked sweetly.
“You know this isn’t the safest place for a kid, I
stopped counting how many times you blew this place up, not even mentioning the
Stark Tower in New York. Have you forgotten what you have been doing the last
“I know Pep, but I wasn’t planning to get us into trouble soon…or to
threaten someone…or go on missions.” Tony said and glanced at the girl who
was playing with her turtle outside without listening to them. “I guess I don’t
have a choice, (Y/N) just appeared out of nowhere this morning.”
his beard. Truth was that he felt guilty. Guilty, because he should have known
(Y/N) mother was pregnant and he never wasted another thought about it. As
always, he had been too selfish to care about anything else than his own
business and not about a baby who would have deserved the love he could have
given her. But he was a changed man now. Maybe he could get a second chance.
“I hope you know what you’re doing.” Pepper said silently and seemed
worried. She definitely found ninety percent of Tony’s ideas questionable and
she really asked herself if he was ready for this much responsibility.
is a lot different than a company.” “Nah, not really. You just have to feed it
and watch out it doesn’t ruin everything.” He responded, but he smiled as he
took a closer look at (Y/N), who was watching the clouds now and laughed at
nothing special. “She’s cute.” Pepper mentioned. “I-hmm, maybe a bit. Somehow.”
“And she has your smile Tony.” He looked at Pepper awkwardly; of course she
didn’t believe this ‘niece thing’.
opened his mouth to say something, but closed it again as he didn’t knew what
to say. She crossed her arms and he watched her walking towards (Y/N), leaving
him inside by his own. She kneeled down
to her and they started a conversation.
I stared into the fridge as I started to feel a bit
hungry, but all I found were bottles of wine and a yellow rock, that must have
been cheese some month ago. I turned up my nose at this thin choice of food.
Tony wasn’t the one I expected being a great cook, neither was I and Pepper had
left to work again. She had important things to do, but she’ll come back, she
had said. I like her, she’s very nice.
anything else to eat?” I asked Tony, who made a silent grunt as he saw he had
nothing to offer me. “Obviously no. At least not, if you don’t like
Roquefort.” He held the cheese in front of my nose. “Aw, smells awful. Like
old shoes.” “I know.” He laughed about the expression on my face and suddenly
stopped as he saw I wasn’t pleased at all. “I’m sorry. You like pop tarts?” My
eyes went wide. I love those. “Yeeees!” I cheered.
“Too bad I don’t have pop
tarts.” He said and made my smile disappear as fast as it came. “Why don’t you
just order pizza or something?” He threw
the cheese back into the fridge and closed it.
“Do you have eggs?” I shouted after him as he walked off again, but he
wasn’t listening anymore.
“FRIDAY, where are the eggs?” I finally asked the
computer assistant. “There are eggs in the refrigerator downstairs in Mr.
Stark’s workshop.” She answered. So I decided to look for them, but
unfortunately I was facing a problem. I could see the fridge behind the glass
door next to all those cool stuff I didn’t take a closer look at yet, but it
was secured. I tried to type in a random code on the electronic device and it
made a beeping sound to signalize me I wasn’t allowed to go in there.
escaped my lips. “How am I supposed to get in there?” I asked myself.
That’s when I saw the tiny box on the wall. So I
opened it to see dozens of blinking lights showing up and I knew they must
control the locking system somehow. I saw many fuse boxes so far, since Mum
didn’t know how to handle a simple broken dishwasher. This one was different.
Slightly more difficult, but far from impossible to hack. Everything has got a
weak spot. All I had to do was to make a
short circuit to cut off the power. “Miss (Y/N), you cannot-” FRIDAY broke down in the middle of the sentence as I simply connected the blue wire with the red one. “Well, that was easy.” I smirked not much
later after the door unlocked without FRIDAY noticing.
Only the robot Tony had called Dummy before, followed
eggs…” I muttered under my breath and finally found them in the lowest shelf.
Maybe I put a bit too much oil in the frying pan, but that couldn’t do any
harm… I think? Also there was really much fire underneath it, so much, it
couldn’t be normal anymore.
I screamed as the egg suddenly exploded as it made contact with the
overheated oil and I jumped back frightened. “Oh shit.” I squeaked, because fire was
catching the whole frying pan and everything that was near it. The kitchen was
burning and even the floor wasn’t spared. I tried to stop it with a bowl of
Too bad it made it even worse.
“(Y/N), God dammit!” Tony yelled behind me and pulled
me away from the fire.
“I just wanted to-“ “I left you alone for three seconds
and you already set my house on fire, are
you kidding me?” “I WAS HUNGRY!” I
couldn’t move or breathe. I panicked. Tony instead reacted fast; he ripped the
closest fire extinguisher from the wall and made it stop burning until the fire
was gone. He moaned in relive and so did I.
“Dummy, WAIT!” Right on time I ducked away, before
Dummy’s fire extinguisher could hit me instead of the kitchen that was already
out. I was lying on the floor, my heart slammed against my ribs and I tried to
catch my breath, while Dummy tied to extinct a fire that wasn’t there anymore.
Too late for Tony, Dummy covered him with a mass of white foam. I took a heavy
gulp. Now he looked like an angry snowman.
//my day always gets brighter when someone says this to me!! i’m really glad i can get lagnus out there to the rest of the fandom because he is SO SO SO underrated and i really wish more people knew about him - it’s just a shame most of the info about him is so underground!
i know a lot of both the western and jpn fandom don’t like him because he’s a ‘mary-sue’ and it breaks my heart because if you break his character down he’s so complex (especially in madou saturn)! so i’m glad my blog can show a little insight into how he ticks and that people enjoy it!
what has been your fave ziam moment on this tour so far?
noooooooo, only one? :-( There has been quite a few that have been my favourite. I guess it’s probably got 2 be that time liam slipped down the slippery ramp and zayn was the only one at his rescue 2 comfort him?? probs bc no one else had the chance bc zayn was there sf fast
and even still making sure he’s ok after they finished the song <3
and you knwo what makes me laugh?? i noticed that zayn actually pointed 2 liam and thrusted twice right before he fell lmao
like NO WONDER liam dropped lbfr and how liam even watched it back and pointed out how zayn was basically his heroic knight in shining armour and telling people 2 give him appraisal for it