Greek Gods as Mobile Apps

Apollo - Spotify. The only place where you can listen to cringey early 2000s music for six hours straight.

Ares - DomiNations. The war game with the tagline “peace is boring.”

Athena - Quizlet. Because who doesn’t want to go over the same twenty definitions fifty times each?

Poseidon - That crazy underwater fish game. But then again, he’s always been a little weird.

Demeter - Plant Nanny. Because it’s important to hydrate, but everything is made better with houseplants.

Zeus - Tinder. He keeps it in an incognito folder so Hera can’t find it. All his Tinder pictures are of him flexing. Eww.

Hera - One of those apps that’s meant for parents, to track what their children are doing online. She uses it solely for Zeus.

More to follow!

Jason: A lot has changed since I was in New Rome

Percy: Yeah apparently “trusting your teammate” wasnt invented yet

Jason: Neither were hydras

Annabeth: [Throwing eggs at both of them from the kitchen] I’ve been through two fucking wars, don’t you fucking dare start another one

Good Fanfic: โ€œHey sorry guys but Iโ€™ve lost interest in this story so I decided to end-โ€œ

Me:

Originally posted by prettyokcowchopblog

Me, on August 17: idk, I’ve kinda been drifting away from pjo/riordanverse… the spark’s kinda fading, yknow?

Also me, at 12am on August 18, banging pots and pans: WAKE UP, ITS HOLY DAY, WE STAN ONE BOY AND ONE BOY ONLY IN HERE. HIS NAME IS PERSEUS JACKSON AND I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART. I’M READY TO FIGHT SOMEONE ON HIS BEHALF. LETS GO

Happy Birthday to Percy Jackson, you salty sassy seaweed-brain