A Scandal in Belgravia (abridged)
- John: *glances tragically at Sherlock* He will never love me.
- John: But just being by his side is enough. I am at peace with my fate.
- Irene: *flirts with Sherlock*
- John: I AM CAPTAIN JOHN HAMISH WATSON, FIFTH NORTHUMBERLAND FUSILIERS, A VETERAN OF KANDAHAR, HELMAND, AND BART'S BLOODY HOSPITAL. STEP🔪🔪 AWAY🔪🔪 FROM MY BOYFRIEND.
- Sherlock: what???
- John: what